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 Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:48 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:52 pm
Eva-Pilot sybrid Eva-Pilot Hip synodrome? OOOOHHH You mean how we can't pick up a chair if we put it against a wall, bend over, and try to lift it with our back??? Huh? Maybe I'm just tired, but why wouldn't a guy be able to do that? Well, its anatomical. Women have each hip bones and more bones and muscles in their lower back, designed for having children. Because of this, they have a much stronger hip bone and can pick up a chair against a wall with just their back. If you want, ask your dad or brother to put a chair against wall, tell them to bend over until their head meets the wall, and ask them to pick up the chair and then straighten their back. Guys shouldn't be able to do this. I might be describing it wrong, but this is a famous demonstration. Gaia is slowly rotting from the inside out. Damn sushi database...Ah, guys are built all shody-like using substandard parts... I get it now.
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 11:43 pm
Snips and snails and puppy dog's tails, that's what little boys are made of
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:05 am
Ashram_VII Yuri_shoujo Ugh I would buy them all and they're cheap but I have to have funds to buy the Eva box set I'm so sorry I haven't had time to talk to you yet Eva-pilot *bow bow bow bow* and register for anime Iowa ;_; xp Weird anime= w007 although this is a different type of weird... more like "we have nosebleeds, crossdressors, gay boys, insane dominatrix sisters" type weird. Though, I guess that could be in excel... I haven't seen it... but if it's anything like puni puni, I guess it's not that far off? O.O Aei...That is weird...I am glad to say that I have yet to see an anime with gay boys in it. xd (although Cosplay Complex had a female character who had a sexual fetish over small children...VERY disturbing) Puni Puni is basically Excel Saga x 100 as far as sexually explicit goes...Excel Saga by itself was more all-around wackiness. (the last episode though...was a somewhat tame version of Puni Puni xd ) Ima Guy>> Mountain Dew is yummy I <3 LiveWire.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:17 am
Syracuse PEEPS REPRESENT!
....i have never felt whiter
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:40 am
Evil Spoon Child Snips and snails and puppy dog's tails, that's what little boys are made of Ah the horror of Mother Goose Rhymes <<;;; Suger, spice and every thing nice = girls xp
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:01 am
sybrid Eva-Pilot sybrid Eva-Pilot Hip synodrome? OOOOHHH You mean how we can't pick up a chair if we put it against a wall, bend over, and try to lift it with our back??? Huh? Maybe I'm just tired, but why wouldn't a guy be able to do that? Well, its anatomical. Women have each hip bones and more bones and muscles in their lower back, designed for having children. Because of this, they have a much stronger hip bone and can pick up a chair against a wall with just their back. If you want, ask your dad or brother to put a chair against wall, tell them to bend over until their head meets the wall, and ask them to pick up the chair and then straighten their back. Guys shouldn't be able to do this. I might be describing it wrong, but this is a famous demonstration. Gaia is slowly rotting from the inside out. Damn sushi database...Ah, guys are built all shody-like using substandard parts... I get it now. Ey. I resent that (*resists the urge to run off and try this*)
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 7:06 am
Yuri_shoujo Ashram_VII Then I guess that means you better buy the ones you want quickly. biggrin Never heard of it, sorry to say...(of course, there is A WHOLE LOT of anime that most of us never hear about or will ever hear about) Weird anime is great. Like Excel Saga! xd Dooly00000>> Yay! Someone else understands...(maybe ninja ) Ugh I would buy them all and they're cheap but I have to have funds to buy the Eva box set I'm so sorry I haven't had time to talk to you yet Eva-pilot *bow bow bow bow* and register for anime Iowa ;_; xp Weird anime= w007 although this is a different type of weird... more like "we have nosebleeds, crossdressors, gay boys, insane dominatrix sisters" type weird. Though, I guess that could be in excel... I haven't seen it... but if it's anything like puni puni, I guess it's not that far off? O.O It's ok. Whenever you're ready to talk deal, I'll still be here. surprised
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 7:19 am
signs your child is a God hater *proceeds to roll around floor laughing* Trinette Daratrazanoff I recently found this on Greatestjournal, quoted from an actual banner posted on the door of a church. I found this hilarious beyonf belief.Quote: If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord! Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. -Frequently wears black clothing. -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. -Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. -Takes drugs. -Drinks alcohol. -Is suicidal and/or depressed. -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and, His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) -Complains of boredom. -Sleeps too excessively or too little. -Is excessively awake during the night. -Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. -Spends large amounts of time alone. -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. -Misbehaves at school. -Misbehaves at home. -Eats excessively or too little. -Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. -Expresses an interest in sex. -Masturbates -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, -Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". -Claims to be a goth. If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center. ~St. Mary's Catholic Church Now, Sorry if that was so long, but I posted the entire thing that the flyer said. Now the FLyer claims that having any of these symptoms could possibly mean your child is mentally unstable, and also dangerous to Christians. Comment and discuss.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:07 am
Bah, I remember reading this absurd list...*proceeds with comments* This is, more than likely, the ludicrous work of a super-zealot "christian" that has nothing better to do than blame other people. (Remember our discussion on idiots giving everyone else bad reps Sir Langley?) Trinette Daratrazanoff If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord! Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. -Frequently wears black clothing. If this were "true," why is black the color of mourning? Trinette Daratrazanoff -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. So this includes "christian" band/rock T-shirts? Hmm...I knew those things were the devil. Trinette Daratrazanoff -Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. So a large number of females are automatically astray because they wear make-up...chuavanists are going to have a field day... Trinette Daratrazanoff -Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. Most of these are signs of the occult, but the children/adolescents who wear them may be ignorant to the fact. Trinette Daratrazanoff -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. An interest? That's it? *baka smack* Trinette Daratrazanoff -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) So instead of understanding where these people come from, we should just throw them aside... stare Trinette Daratrazanoff -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. Define eccentric. Trinette Daratrazanoff -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. This one...just about every religion has their members go through this stage. (why they added sports I don't know) Trinette Daratrazanoff -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. So now death is in Satan's hands? Why aren't we all dead. J.R.R. Tolkien + magic = Hmm.... Drugs as in cigarettes, marijuana, etc.? Or drugs as in...Tylonal(sp?) Random fact: Drinking alcohol is a major part of German social life. So all (or should I say a majority?) Germans are astray now? Trinette Daratrazanoff -Is suicidal and/or depressed. No...just no. Trinette Daratrazanoff -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and, His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) Or their trying to send you a message that they are suicidal or depressed. Everybody does this! Trinette Daratrazanoff -Sleeps too excessively or too little. Dumb Trinette Daratrazanoff -Is excessively awake during the night. See above statement Trinette Daratrazanoff -Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) Sunlight is vital to health, they learn or...get extremely depressed and suicidal. Trinette Daratrazanoff -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. You mean like just about every teenager? Trinette Daratrazanoff -Spends large amounts of time alone. Introverts R I? Trinette Daratrazanoff -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) ... stare Trinette Daratrazanoff -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. Like every other teenager? Trinette Daratrazanoff -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. Strange how they don't include parents or bosses in this list...This is the only one so far that makes sense. Like all (or seemingly most) children do? Like all children do? Trinette Daratrazanoff -Eats excessively or too little. *coughmetabolism(sp?)cough* Trinette Daratrazanoff -Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. Like I said...Super-Zealot (or super-freak) Trinette Daratrazanoff -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) Vampires do this because THEY HAVE TO, TO SURVIVE! ... ahem ... This act is usually classified as insane. Trinette Daratrazanoff -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) Stupid Trinette Daratrazanoff -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. Moron Trinette Daratrazanoff -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. Shut Trinette Daratrazanoff -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. Up! (define the symbols...go to any concert *whether religious or secular* and behold the head banging) Trinette Daratrazanoff -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. Again, define Trinette Daratrazanoff -Expresses an interest in sex. Like every teenager, man, or woman? (well...Most biggrin ) Idiot stare Trinette Daratrazanoff -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. I really don't feel like taking up this issue anymore. Trinette Daratrazanoff -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. Satanism, Paganism, and Wicca are the only ones that (mostly) pretain to the worship of Satan. Philosophy? Die ya' moron. Trinette Daratrazanoff -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". No No Trinette Daratrazanoff Now, Sorry if that was so long, but I posted the entire thing that the flyer said. Now the FLyer claims that having any of these symptoms could possibly mean your child is mentally unstable, and also dangerous to Christians. Comment and discuss. This isn't Christian Dogma...this isn't even intelligent...its just...misguided, misunderstood, fool-hearty trash.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:13 am
Ashram_VII **Edited due to longness** some long comment... lol
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:26 am
Eva-Pilot > Sure! I was talking about that too.... xd Oooo Messiah you've proven me to be a god hater!! NOOO MY LIFE AND EXISTENCE AS WE KNOW IT, IS NOW COMPLETELY OVER!!! SPARE ME, LORD! SPARE ME AND I SHALL NEVER STRAY AGAIN! I AM YOUR LAMB!!!! .... I want to take the quiz!! Oh the excitement!! PROOF!!!! -Frequently wears black clothing. --- It makes me look good.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. --- Yes, because they're cute.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. --- because any other color is just painful for me.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. --- It's funny, and gold sucks.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. --- I have shown an interest in the first category a total of 13 times. The second category, 3 times. OOOPS!!!
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. --- My friends are ******** artists. None of those types are 'sane'.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome(BORING) activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. --- I still enjoy sports
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. --- This is just here because thruout high school I was apparently deemed satan...
-Takes drugs. --- I'm a good girl now.
-Drinks alcohol. --- Socially.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. --- Yes, but only when Lordy bordy stuff is involved.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and, His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) --- Hahahaha and ruin my youthful appearance? Nooo.
-Complains of boredom. --- ADHD
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. --- Insomnia.
-Is excessively awake during the night. --- OMGLYKEVAMPYRE!!!
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) --- No, I like tanning thx.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. --- Not unusual amounts.
-Spends large amounts of time alone. --- NOBUDDIE LYKEZ ME!1!
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) --- Or, you know, get rid of that headache by listening to some nice music... maybe... just maybe...
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. --- At 21-25 My friends ARE adults. I eeekwal teh baybee.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. --- They blather about god. Teachers occasionally have interesting things to say.
-Misbehaves at school. --- I'm EVIL!! EEEEVIIIIIIL!!!!!
-Misbehaves at home. --- Of course not...
-Eats excessively or too little. --- "I got TWOOO JOBS!"
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. --- HAHAHAHA HLKSF I like marshmellows, you ******** blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) --- I'm mischievous, not retarded.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) ---Forensic Science + Cereal hour.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. ---Because the other kinds are ******** BORING.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. --- To kill time, yes.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. --- Sorry, metal concerts kinda require that.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. --- Okay, ew.
-Expresses an interest in sex. --- Not particularly.
---- Skipped for disgust ----
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. --- No, but there is nothing wrong with that.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, --- Organized worship is for morons.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". --- No, but I've seen little grade school girls wear them on their pink back packs.
-Claims to be a goth. --- I claim to be sane.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please go hang yourself
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerously stupid and Satan thrives within your church donation box. If any of these problems persist, enlist yourself into your local mental health center.
~St. Mary's Catholic Church Oh that was MUCH fun!!! biggrin biggrin heart
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:36 am
Ashram, i didnt write anything in that post, it was all her, ill respond with the 26 that apply to me
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:37 am
Quote: -Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. lol so wait.....if i eat my favorite cereal anymore....i lose my christianity!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:51 am
TheMessiah Ashram, i didnt write anything in that post, it was all her, ill respond with the 26 that apply to me Ze edit iz complete, sorry about that
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