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UCHIHA BABIES. (SasuSaku implied)

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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:52 pm

wow now sasuke has 12 kids. wonder how poor naruto deals with them with babysitting.

naruto:so yeah...uh who wants storytime?
all:YAY STORYTIME *they all ran towards him*
nar:no, no, no. not the face, not the face!!! *they all jump on him* i cant feel my legs....
kid 1:tell us a story
kid 2:yeah tell us one.
nar:first...get off....of me...... *they all get off* alright heres one there was a mountain and in the mountain there was a temple and in the temple there was a monk and the monk was like 'hey im gonna tell a story'. so there was a mountain and in the mountain there was a temple and in the temple there was a monk and the monk was like 'hey im gonna tell a story'. so there was a *all of the kids hit him*
all:BETTER STORY!!!!
*couple of hours later*
sasuke:were home.
sakura:wheres naruto?
*when they came in they saw naruto tied up and had tape on his mouth. the oldest child was reading a story to the rest of the kids.*
kid 1:and they all live happily ever after the end. oh hi mom hi dad.
sasuke:what happened to naruto?
all:he was bad. he was punished.
sasuke:alright....
sakura:here naruto let me help you. *sakura untied naruto*
nar:mrfrfffasd *sakura takes the tape out* OWWWWWW!!!!
sas:so how much today?
nar:hmm....seeing how your kids tied me up and nearly killed me from all of them jumping on me i say....about $110
sas:get out naruto.
all kids:bye uncle naruto see you later.
*naruto runs from being scared*

Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:37 am

12 kids... that's really REALLY scary. *shudders* I really don't want to wish that fate on ANY woman.

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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:36 am

Fading: o _ O Wow...Sakura-chan...I feel bad for you.

Sakura: >> Shut up. Got buy me more diapers and teddy bears and...Gah! Just go buy me the market place! gonk

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:49 am

Taro: Dad, can I have a KORN T-shirt?
Sasu: When you're older . . . Maybe.
Ringo: Dad, can I leave my hair naturally pink?
Sasu: Uh, I guess . . .
Naomi: Dad, can I hang out with Neji and Shino and E-mail Gaara-sama every day?
Sasu: Well, I--
Midori: Dad, can I have a black makeup, tattoos, and multiple piercings?
Sasu: No, you can't.
Aiko: Dad, can I call you Sasuke?
Sasu: Absolutely not!
Taro: Can I paint my room black and deck it out in psychotic goth stuff and incense?
Sasu: Why are you--?
Ringo: And write poems with lots of gore and stuff and scratch 'em into the walls of the Ninja Academy?
Sasu: NO!!! WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THESE THINGS?!

Later . . .

Ronin: [Gothed out] So what's your sentence?
Kisho: [Gothed out] Same as you: grounded for two years.
Ronin: I think it's safe to say that Sasuke is insane.
Kisho: But we can blame this one on our stupid brothers and sisters. Why did they have to rat us out?

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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:20 am

Lol jeebus 12 kids.. Sakura must be REALLY close to ripping apart his family jewels...

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:12 pm

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Lol jeebus 12 kids.. Sakura must be REALLY close to ripping apart his family jewels...

The septuplets weren't his fault!

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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:25 pm

o.o domokun

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:04 am

Allora Lang

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Lol jeebus 12 kids.. Sakura must be REALLY close to ripping apart his family jewels...

The septuplets weren't his fault!

He's the male! It depends how many sperm got into eggs in her! Sorry if I had to crack anyone's shell about the whole Birds and Bees thing..

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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:59 am

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Lol jeebus 12 kids.. Sakura must be REALLY close to ripping apart his family jewels...

The septuplets weren't his fault!

He's the male! It depends how many sperm got into eggs in her! Sorry if I had to crack anyone's shell about the whole Birds and Bees thing..

It still wasn't his fault.

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:45 pm

Allora Lang

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Lol jeebus 12 kids.. Sakura must be REALLY close to ripping apart his family jewels...

The septuplets weren't his fault!

He's the male! It depends how many sperm got into eggs in her! Sorry if I had to crack anyone's shell about the whole Birds and Bees thing..

It still wasn't his fault.

Fine...

But it's his fault if most of them are girls! biggrin

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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:46 pm

12 kids huh...

Sakura: *sitting in bed reading a book*
Sasuke: *slides in next to her* Hey Sakura-
Sakura: No.
Sasuke: Bu-
Sakura: NO. You touch me ONE MORE TIME, and no kids.
Sasuke: That's what i want!
Sakura: MORE? GOD DANGIT SASUKE, WE HAVE TWELVE. IF YOU WANT MORE, GO TO THE ADOPTION CENTER.
Sasuke: *silence* *speaks up* but then they won't have the Sharingan...
Sakura: Nap. No whining. *goes back to reading*

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:08 am

Lol.

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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:42 pm

lol wow poor sasuke he just cant quit xd

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:22 am

He needs to feel Sakura's soft form against him. -shot with a tranq and put in a straight jacket*

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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:52 pm

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Lol jeebus 12 kids.. Sakura must be REALLY close to ripping apart his family jewels...

The septuplets weren't his fault!

He's the male! It depends how many sperm got into eggs in her! Sorry if I had to crack anyone's shell about the whole Birds and Bees thing..

It still wasn't his fault.

Fine...

But it's his fault if most of them are girls! biggrin

As if he has physical control over anything that goes on in his family!!!

Sasuke: I'm sorry.
Sakura: For what?
Sasuke: Giving you twelve kids.
Sakura: For the last time, the seven were not your fault.
Sasuke: Phew . . .
Sakura: Nor are these current five.
Sasuke: eek Sakura are you---?
Sakura: scream JUST GET ME SOME ICE CREAM, AND DON'T FORGET THE PICKLES!!!!!!

Kakashi: [Answers the phone] What is it now Sasuke?
Sasuke: What . . . have I done?
Kakashi: [sigh] I'll be right over.

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