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 Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:44 pm
The Martyr Of Intellect Granted but It's from hideous strangers I wish My dog wouldn't fart when i'm trying to sleep Granted. It's gasless, but none more pleasant. I wish that I could get some sleep tonight and actually pay attention in class tomorrow.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:00 pm
Graed, but you sleep until noon and miss your other classes.
I wish the my room was clean again.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:10 pm
Granted, but your room's ceiling collapses.
I wish that there was another week of christmas holidays...
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:31 pm
Wish granted, there is now one more week of Christmas holidays
You shall continue to go to Xmas holiday parties and will be obese at the end of this week.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:08 am
Granted, but you die because you run into an airplane.
I wish I had a watch in very poor condition.
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:12 am
russiangal367 Granted, but you die because you run into an airplane. I wish I had a watch in very poor condition. Granted. But the hobo who has 8 of them at his carboard-box home thinks you stole it from him and stabs you in the eye. Lucky you, since he forgets to retrieve the watch after the act. I wish i would have my cleavage sign i ordered WEEKS ago...
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:21 pm
Granted but you lose it today.
I wish dragons existed.
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:51 pm
Granted but then you get lynched because of the damage they cause.
I wish it was summer
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:55 pm
Granted, but because of your grades, you mom acts like the b***h she is and grounds you.
I wish that I could find some motivation in life.
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:13 pm
Granted but that motivation is an apple. And once you eat th certain apple that keeps you motivated, you're back where you started.
I wish DNA was easier to extract...
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:39 pm
Granted, but the only genes that the DNA produce make handicapped people.
I wish that my friend wasn't so hated at school and had to start homeschooling...
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:09 pm
Granted, he moved instead, you'll never see him again.
I wish I had a bowl of corn flakes...I miss them
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:46 am
Granted, you get a bowl of cornflakes covered in anthrax and smallpox, yummy.
I wish I did't get technology as an elective in school.
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:12 am
Granted, you get advanced computer programming instead.
I wish that I had a 2.0 GHz 200GB 13-inch screen black Macbook that wasn't broken, damaged or stolen.
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