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 Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:52 am
Wish granted
But you shortly die after you come into existence due to the apocalypse.
I wish I had naturally pink hair. On my head.
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:43 am
Granted but then it gets infested by snakes
I wish i had a new jewellery box
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:22 pm
Granted but it's locked and you lost the key to it. I wish i didn't have to work tomorrow
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:58 am
Granted, but the next day after you have to work overtime.
I wish I had another cat.
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:17 am
MATE. FEED.
Granted, but the cat is a disease and flea-infested cat.
I wish I didn't have to go on vacation.
KILL. REPEAT.
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:37 pm
granted but then your friends tell you that you missed out on a spectacular time.
I wish I could see my friends again before I leave.
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:59 pm
Granted, but you don't know each other.
I wish Lexi would remember what she was just about to ask me...
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:30 pm
Granted, but you've forgotten the answer, what ever it maybe.
I wish my friend would get off her a** and deliver that punching bag to me stressed
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:28 pm
granted, but it gets destroyed in a car wreck.
I wish I could corrupt wishes.
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:23 am
Granted, but they way you 'corrupt' them now makes everyone's situations better than had you granted it nicely with no corruption.
I wish I was eating BBQ Pork ribs right now.
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:53 am
granted but then you see you bit into a maggot and you puke because you were eating maggot infested ribs. ((I apologize for that mais...))
I wish I could control gravity.
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:54 pm
[[haha, it's cool, i wont take it personally.]]
Granted but you forget you can control it so all stays the same.
I wish I had a good beverage to drink right now.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:09 pm
granted, but then your friends put some laxatives in your drink as a joke.
I wish I had my own ninja monkey.
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:38 am
Granted but the ninja monkey thought your CDs were cool weapons and he flung every one of them them off a bridge one at a time to watch them fly and glint in the sun
I wish there weren't tiny ants in my kitchen
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Codebreaking Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:11 pm
Granted now there are giant ants in your kitchen o.o
I wish I had some yaoi.
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