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mintysprig rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 10:33 pm
Not that the baboon actually knew how well he was doing or not, so, when the speakers sounded with the scores for the first round, he didn't seem to react at all. He just peered up curiously, then decided to ignore it and look back down at the metal bowl he was happily kicking around. Until he accidentally kicked it too far and, while following after it, came to bump into Reinbach instead. He peered up at the male for a second, waiting to see what the proper reaction should be. Teeth baring or..? ...Hold up! He was Florence! Florence knew no fear! No, others feared HIM! He made a small grunting sound as he grabbed onto Reinbach's clothes and hoisted himself up onto the male's back. Yes, look at him, dominating the larger male! He was the bigger here! Stronger! Better! Good enough to perform false copulation! Yes, thrusting atop another male was the epitome of manliness!
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Zemblanity Insomnia rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 10:53 pm
 Now, Reinbach wasn't as stupid as people thought. He knew fair well that there was no way Florence could actually cook a main entree, which was why the pompus man had started doing it himself. When he thought "France" the first thing to come to his mind was mussel. Why? He had no idea, maybe something to do with the smell of Frenchmen. So, he had been trying to do something with them, which suddenly, something bumped into him and jumped on his back and procceeded to tickly him! p***s tickle! Oh my! That was new! (or was it >> ). The man started to twist around, telling the baboon to stop doing it, as he giggle for being violated tickled like that! He fell on the table, making pots and pans fly in the air. He roll around, falling of the table, landing face to face on top of Florence. "Oh, hello there~ What wonderful eyes you have... and such strong arms!" Was he... was he flirting with the animal? Oh, bettr not ask that question. Just like how one shouldn't ask how that plate of mussels came to be from all that mess...
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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mintysprig rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-6)
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 10:55 pm
 Huh.. It seemed like Catrina wasn't going over as well as she had thought! She saw varied reactions for her dish and, though they weren't losing, they weren't doing the best either.. This wouldn't be enough to convince Mei that her cooking wasn't horrible! She needed something less common than a squirrel and maybe she should just avoid those slimy snails and worms altogether; she should go classic! She mewled something at Mei so she could stay put as she lowered to the ground and ran off into the bushes again - but, this time, it was easy to spot Catrina! She had ran up a tree quite fast for a girl and, while up there, had slowly started to stalk around, pouncing at a few birds here and there, but taking a good twenty minutes before she had gotten a bluebird in her hands. She proudly scaled down the tree with it clamped in her mouth, scurrying back to the station to get started on it again! This time, she only took off the feathers and removed the small, annoying bones of the animal to throw out. She did leave a few of the blue feathers on the plate, though, to make it seem more.. pretty. She wasn't sure; that was Mei's job!
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LoliKokoro rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 11:09 pm
It was kind of a miracle they had ranked so... average. Mei had seen that woman's face after eating their dish, and it made her want to cry. But she wasn't the cook here, she couldn't say anything. So, when the next round was announced and Catrina took off, the Chinese girl lowered herself into a crouch, folding her arms on top of her knees and burying her face in them. She just had to turn off her brain for a bit, until Catrina was done. She couldn't look. She couldn't bring herself to do it.
When Catrina was done, Mei stood up straight, pausing until the head rush went away, and looked at the plate. No worms this time! She couldn't identify the meat, which she was pleased--wait, no. Were those... blue feathers? Oh god, she didn't want to think about what this was, so she just... poked it around again. At least the feathers helped.
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mintysprig rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (1-6)
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 11:11 pm
 ...Was that score good? Benedek wasn't sure at all! He didn't really care, to be honest, because these marshmallows were so goood~! He was rolling around in them, stuffing his face in the bag and rubbing his cheeks over the powdery, soft morsels with pleasant sighs of contentment – so sooooffft.. Like Hayden's arm had been~ Just not as smooth.. and they were somewhat sticky.. He frowned and came out from under the table with intentions to get another hug from the man, when he spotted everyone else in motion. What? Were they already doing another round? Oh! Fun, fun, fuuun~!! He laughed excitedly as he turned to his station and looked at the sweets he had gathered from the first round – oh, what would he do~?
Chocolate! Lots of chocolate! He took the blender and poured a whole bottle of chocolate in there, as well as some blocks of bittersweet chocolate, white chocolate, chocolate sprinkles, chocolate pudding, chocolate – well, everything chocolate he could reach! Then he dropped a whole banana in.. for no reason! He just felt like it! Without bothering with the top, he turned on the blender and giggled madly as he watched the contents spill over and swirl around in a mess~ He was about to stick his hand inside when, while clutching the machine, he fell backwards off the table – yes, he had climbed onto the table. Better view! He frowned as he hit the ground, half of the leftover chocolate sludge dripping onto his shirt.. Oh, well. He set it back onto the table and started to eat whatever had gotten onto his shirt. Hayden could fix it up~
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mintysprig rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 12:46 am
They weren't failing? God, and Benedikt thought that just he alone would have brought them to last place! Added in Kevin's blind act and they should have been doomed! But, lo and behold, they were doing just fine! Not the best, but they weren't the worst! He shook his head in astonishment and chuckled at Kevin to show his agreement, quieting when the round started again. He basically just watched Kevin with a mix of a grimace and amusement – oh, God, he was enjoying this more than he should~ Forcing those judges to eat that was going to be more fun than most of what he could possibly think of doing! It would just be better if he got some money out of this~ But, he supposed he could just practice on making it look better. When the food was done, he moved in to start to fix it up to the best of his abilities, being careful not to dirty his gloves while he rearranged the food.
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mintysprig rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 1:38 am
 WHAT? They weren't last ******** place, but they were pretty damned close! Conor's eyes were practically on fire – which would have been ******** cool, but it wasn't time for that! He was close to losing! ..At least Keith was doing alright. He looked over at the guy to maybe.. borrow his idea.. What? They were close enough to share s**t like that! It was for both their benefits~! ..Of course, it didn't matter because Keith seemed to be doing something that Conor couldn't possibly understand what it was, let alone copy it. ********. He looked back at his station with the disappointment of a cheater realizing the answers on every paper nearby were covered completely. He looked at the remaining french fries – cook more? ******** that s**t! He just went over to the ingredients table, grabbed a package of hot dogs, a bottle of French's Dijon mustard – because 'Dijon' sounded way more French-y – and a bag of hotdog buns. He dropped it infront of John once again and gave him a very brief half-assed explanation before taking a drink of the bottle of wine he had taken from the table. p***y alcohol, maybe, but it was better than no alcohol!
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mintysprig rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 1:46 am
 What was it?! Were they losing?! John didn't get why dad was so angry! He looked around and saw that daddy was pretty mad too, but at Quentin.. Was anyone else angry? No, that nice couple over there were pretty smiley.. The blond woman and the taller man.. They somewhat reminded him of someone, but he didn't really understand who – it was just a nice, fuzzy feeling. He studied them for awhile in a longing sort of way, before his thoughts were popped by a cold, wet bag of hotdogs dropping onto his head, along with a bag of buns that fell to his feet. He swiveled his eyes back up at Conor in confusion. ..Okay.. he had to make hotdogs. That sounded alright! Much less nerve-wracking than the potatoes.. He stood on his toes as he set the ingredients up there, tearing open the bags with his teeth since he couldn't do it with his arms. ..Oh, the juice with the hotdogs tasted yummy~ He took one out and stuffed it into his mouth eagerly, chewing the chilly meat happily as he went to putting hotdogs into buns on the same plate of fries from the previous round, squeezing a random amount across each~ He even made an extra for himself and dad~ Which he offered to him afterward in hopes to cheer him up! Thankfully, Conor accepted and the pair snacked on the quickly made hotdogs, with Conor even sharing his wine with John~ Awe~
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FantasyFollower rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 12:00 pm
-Lucas Grey-
Maybe to Alanis this was a disaster, but for Lucas it was actually an accomplishment! But then something seemed to get closer to the male-What the!? "Omph" Lucas didn't have much time but to let out that word when the chicken hit him the chest. Luckily he managed to have his arms ready for the damn thing but it hurt! Wait a minute. Now the boy's eyes widened enough when the rest of the stuff hit him again, landing on top of the chicken but sending him to the ground. Where did those come from!? Alanis? Ah no time to lose! They had cooking to do! So he did, right after he juggled everything into place and did as Alanis told him. Well wasn't she inspired.
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FantasyFollower rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 12:09 pm
-Hayden Rusacanth-
Huh. He would've figured they did worse than that. At least he managed to excuse himself in a way with Nanami by giving her a shake of his head when she came up to his dish. Hayden did feel bad about making the judges eat it but... well they had to. Now-Oh dear Goddess. The man could only look at Benedek do whatever the hell he was doing-Oh no. Just on time he closed his eyes to get a whopping mess of chocolate to hit him. Not as badly as Benedek but it got him. Awkwardly enough, he opened an eye to see Benedek on the floor and glanced back at the blender still on. "Okay then..." With another shake of his head the man turned it off and tried to think of something to do with that... Hm... They could continue their dessert thing? Where were those marshmallows-Nevermind... Half of those where on Benedek's face anyways. So what was french? ...Maybe some strawberries would work. That's exactly what he did, a nice little platter of the chocolate batter Benedek made with some strawberries huddled in a cute pyramid in the center of the plate. Surely each time a judge came along he would chuckle nervously and point to his partner on the ground.
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Zemblanity Insomnia rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 8 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 4:16 pm
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ALANIS LEBLANC LIKE TINY GODS RESTING ON MY WINDOWPANE ☆ ☆ ☆ WILL I EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN? ╔════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
"Alanis, after having thrown everything at Lucas and midway through her sauce realized that she had actually thrown the ingredients to her boyfriend. After a brief moment of panic, she realized that the boy had cought everything and nothign had fell on the floor! That would have been disastrous.. Oh well! They were still doing good and Lucas seemed to be doing exactly like she was tellng him! Oh, just look at them, cooking away like a perfect couple perfectly in love! It was perfect! Soon enough, the chicken was in the over, cooking with the sauce. To wast some time, Alanis had started to draw little hearts on plate with whipped cream, writting in them : L + A. Because that was what couple in love did! Soon enough, the chicken was ready and she set it on a plate, making little design with the left over sauce.
The Coq-au-Vin was simply perfect!
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Anjiru DarkHunter rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 6:39 pm
♥ • • Celeste xoxooxoxo ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
They were in the middle? Alright. Celeste smiled happily at that announcement. For the first dish of the first cooking contest she had entered, that seemed pretty good to her. Of course, now it was her turn to cook and Freja's turn to do presentation. Which was slightly harder. Celeste didn't have anything against french food, she just happened to like other foods better. So it took her a minute to think of a dish. When the idea finally hit her she smiled and rushed away to grab the ingredients.
There were two things Celeste liked about this dish. It was simple and she had actually cooked it before. It was basically chicken cooked in butter and creme with some veggies. Of course, she wasn't completely sure it was a french dish... but she recalled the name being Chicken a le creme, or some french word a le creme... so that made it french right? Sure it did.
Unfortunately something must have went wrong because it didn't taste as good as she remembered. What? Celeste always taster tested he dishes... Oh well. Hopefully Freja wouldn;t hate her if they lost. Maybe she could make it pretty?
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Zemblanity Insomnia rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 6:42 pm
Oh! Look at Celest cooking! She was doing... thigns! Freja wasn't sure exactly what her friend was doing and... frankly, it looked kind of messy, but Celeste was the Harvest Goddess, not Freja, so she knew better! Once everythign was done and left to Freja, the girl had to find something to do with the chicken... What could you do with a chicken, anyway? She pouted a bit as she ponder on that. Finally, she decided to cut the chicken into little peices and then make a little mountain using the side vegetables with it, then put more sauce on top and sprinkled it with some pepper! Hey! It wasn't bad. About average... which described Celeste and Freja very well. So it was normal that they had done an Average Poulet à la crème.
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