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 Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:13 am
I told you to buy a bike instead!
I'm calling you from jail because the rum is gone.
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 1:45 pm
THE RUM?! BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE!?
I'm calling from jail because I stole a pig.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 4:30 pm
Why did you steal the whole pig when you could have just bought the ham from the store?
I'm calling from jail because I stole my friends expensive barrel horse.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:03 am
Why did you steal the barrel racing horse did you try to roll it in barrels? I'm calling from jail because I sent the minions to abduct my grandma.
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 8:06 am
It should have been chocolate cookie instead of those raisin ones so grandma deserved it!
Im calling from jail because the chicken was so tasty!
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:39 pm
But the turkey tasted better ;~;
I'm calling from jail because my friend ate a palm tree. Yes, an entire palm tree.
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 12:01 am
Then maybe U should've only eaten 1/2 of it...
I'm calling from jail because, the cop saw me peeing by the dumpster.... But I really had 2 go bad...
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 12:58 am
You should've peed on him and run for it instead of just getting caught! ;^)
I'm calling from jail because I tried to shoot someone from the bank with a water gun.
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 1:00 pm
Well it should have been a real gun because dead people can't call the cops!
I'm calling from jail because I killed my husband.
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 5:42 pm
I told you I could help you hide the body in a better place.
I'm calling from jail because I shoved my brother off a cliff.
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:52 pm
『
xxx♪♫♪ How were you supposed to know he couldn't stick the landing?
I'm calling from jail because they mistook me for a prostitute.
♪♫♪xxx
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 2:17 am
I told you not to walk through the bad part of town!
I'm calling from jail because I tried breaking my friend out of jail.
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Auriga La Shock
Auriga La Shock
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 4:19 pm
I told you not to put the file in the cake.
I'm calling from jail because I kidnapped Ruki.
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 5:58 pm
I told you to lure Ruki to a secluded place before kidnapping him.
I'm calling from jail because I punched the police.
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 5:31 pm
I told you punching the police would land you some time!
I'm calling from jail because I shaved off this old lady's hair.
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