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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:38 pm
Why didn't YOU call ME.
Where do babies come from?
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:40 pm
Santa Claus gives them out at Christmas and the Easter Bunny hands them out during Easter.
How do you milk a cow?
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:42 pm
With a pair of gloves, a pine apple and a nuclear warhead.
Why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:43 pm
Because it didn't feel like being red forever.
How does a caterpillar turn into a butterfly?
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:45 pm
by finding a wizard to cast a spell
what is my elemant (is that how its spell?)
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:47 pm
It's element... and yours would obviously be dirty laundry water.
What sound does a cat make?
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:48 pm
The sound of a silent "e".
What color ink is in my red pen?
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:49 pm
"Mooo!!
Where is California?
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:50 pm
On Uranus!
What real animal does a unicorn resemble?
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:51 pm
A porcupine.
How do you make butter?
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:52 pm
1 stick = 15 Human corpses and a barrel of love.
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:56 pm
It was me!  What does UFO stand for?
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:58 pm
Ur Future Ocupation
what is the the final digit of pie
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:58 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:59 pm
Mr. T
Who would win in a fight. Jack Sparrow or the karate kid?
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