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 Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:27 am
Granted but now you can't get your pants off and you really have to pee.
I wish I had a better job.
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:29 am
granted, but you are sexually harassed daily
i wish i knew my gender
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:32 pm
Granted. You are now a hermaphrodite.
I wish my lamp wouldn't smell like it was burning. emotion_0A0
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:09 pm
granted. now it burns without smell
i wish for no countries
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:23 pm
Granted... Now we don't know where we came from.
I wish my sister wasn't up singing this late. Its cute and all that she loves her ABCs, but its kind of creepy if she's doing it around midnight when the whole house is quiet except for her. emotion_0A0
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:44 pm
granted. now she sings beast loose in paradise by lordy
i wish for... peace
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:06 am
Granted, but in the call for peace everyone gives up their arms and aliens attack leaving us defenseless... (Simpsons ref)
I was I was attuned
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:02 am
Not granted because could not compute. >.>
I wish my heart wasn't broken.
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:22 am
Granted, but now your heart falls into a thousands of pieces
I wish I knew where my eye liner pencil sharpener was because I just scratched my eye lid crying
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:31 pm
(How can a heart be in a thousand pieces and not be broken? gonk )
Granted, but the sharpener slits your finger open!
I wish I had some key lime pie.
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:48 pm
(Good question and I will give you an answer when I have one lol)
Granted, but now the key lime pie got eaten by someone else
I wish my tummy didn't hurt so much sad
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:10 am
granted, but you have no tummy now
i wish for rain
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:45 am
Granted, but now it becomes humid instead
I wish I could fly
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:00 pm
Granted, but now you can't swim!
I wish I understood boys.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:07 am
granted. you are a boy now
i wish for pony
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