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 Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 3:09 am
And all those who vied for the dwarf king's throne were foiled by the "You Must Be no taller than this" sign. But then
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:53 am
---the hobbits showed up and ruined everything.
"Hey! They're short enough! Let's put one of them on the throne and just threaten to kill the wuss if he defies us!"
To which the hobbits replied, "Umm, just passing through. Don't mind us, re---!" before they were stuffed into sacks and carted off to a royal corination.
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 4:47 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:08 am
Gatz TdaMax ---the hobbits showed up and ruined everything. "Hey! They're short enough! Let's put one of them on the throne and just threaten to kill the wuss if he defies us!" To which the hobbits replied, " Umm, just passing through. Don't mind us, re---!" before they were stuffed into sacks and carted off to a royal corination. ((XDXD)) Oh No! The hobbits! And better yet, ASTELLUS' HOBBITS! :O ><; I'd hate to see what Astellus would do if she found out--... Too late. ><; Astellus came running in, looking for her hobbitses friends along with Gollum and the other Hobbit fanatics. "WHERE. ARE. THEY." Her voice roared throughout the place, then all of a sudden, Cho Hakkai (I'ma just refer to him as Hakki-san), a.k.a Hakkai-san came out of nowhere and pointed in the general direction they were taken way. Only problem was,
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:05 pm
Only problem was, that there was a giant kite shaped baby eating puppy bush blocking the path. Only instead of roots, it had chicken feet. As well as tentacles, bumblebee and fairy wings, and a lightning bolt shaped scar. So pregnant Johnny Depp, knowing that the fifth star of the galaxy far far away was about to...
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:07 pm
explode and destroy 2 other stars, ate the bush and threw up at lightning speed toward Jupiter.
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:28 am
Then Kratos came down and blessed AF by...
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:15 pm
VKM Then Kratos came down and blessed AF by... giving her hobbit plushies. But then they came to life and...
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:22 pm
Jumped into a nearby spaceship to...
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:26 pm
try to abduct Fred the Inchworm, who was mentioned earlier.
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:40 am
>> Then Gandalf came out of nowhere ('cause he likes to do that yanno?) and brought his tree friends with him and tried to get in the inchworm...
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:52 pm
VKM >> Then Gandalf came out of nowhere ('cause he likes to do that yanno?) and brought his tree friends with him and tried to get in the inchworm... but the inchworm ate them all and grew so big that...
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:13 pm
Godzilla wanted to fight him and...
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:04 pm
TasmanianTiger Godzilla wanted to fight him and... so Godzilla sent in the Smelly Banana Clone Army. Little did Godzilla know that... ((I have no clue what's going on. X3 can I still play?))
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:10 pm
The Very Sweet Smelling Yet Oddly Flirtatious Giant Peach Air Force was also coming to attack him. The inchworm lunged for the fruit drooling, but...
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