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bmml003

PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:54 pm


Mrs. Schlicker - "Nate...stop picking your nose"
*entire band falls over laughing*

Mrs. Schlicker - "This measure; it will make or break the song. Guard it with your lives."
Me - "CAN I HAVE A SWORD!??!?"
Mrs. S. - "whatever it takes to make this measure sparkle with saliva..."
*entire band gawks* "WHA!?"
Mrs. S. - *blushes and steps off podium*


Mrs S - "Think of releasing the note like a butterfly. You let it go gently, not throwing it."
"But I don't like bugs.."
Mrs S - "Then you'd throw the butterfly"
"But what about the metaphor?"
Mrs. S - "In this case you're screwed. Now the rest of you pay attention."
PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:13 pm


Our director told the tuba he sounded like a frog having a bowel movement...There are a lot more.

Sparky Egg


bmml003

PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:31 pm


Heh..today was funny


Mrs Schlicker - "Playing the third clarinet part will not give you skills for life. First clarinet will. Go ahead....take aim at your section leader."

Mrs. S - "The Creative Imparitive......I have no idea what that is."
PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:11 pm


bascally.
we were on the field and my BD was on the podium and someone made a cmment or something and our BD said "forrizzle?!" it was hilarious!
Also when she conducts and talking to us and stuff she'll give us looks when we do stuff right and her eyebrows are so animated and she does these adorable things with her nose!
yeah...

SubHumanRemains


MerlinAnne

PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:04 am


SubHumanRemains
bascally.
we were on the field and my BD was on the podium and someone made a cmment or something and our BD said "forrizzle?!" it was hilarious!
Also when she conducts and talking to us and stuff she'll give us looks when we do stuff right and her eyebrows are so animated and she does these adorable things with her nose!
yeah...
Our BD does that too, Like the other day was our concert and I could tell, especially durring chorus, when we made a mistake by just looking at her face, and then I'd be like "Oh! What did we do there?!"
Also at the concert, a whole half the band (including me) forgot to watch her for when to sit down, and we all just stood there like idiots when she motioned for us to sit down... she ended up getting our attention by saying loudly (everyone could hear including the audience) "uh... guys, you can sit down" and everybody laughed at us...
PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:04 pm


There is this boy in my band class who has two last names or two first names, however you want to put it. During roll call my band teacher will call out his last name first. He's done that since my freshmen year, (currently a junior). My band teacher also says, where we are confused, "don't just sit there, like a deer stands in front of headlights" or something like that.

latina2012


Faustian

PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:56 am


*all the flutes have their legs crossed*

Mr. Faris: "Nothing productive ever happens with your legs crossed!"


hahaha.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:30 pm


One trombone went to the bathroom w/o telling Mr. Wilson..."Sit before I KEEEL you!!" While pointing his rather pointy baton at the trombone...And when he's annoyed with the band in general..."May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!!" Now the baand usually says the end, though.

floatey948


Irony Hammer

PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:19 am


one of my friends forgot to turn off her cell phone so it went off during her band class, and dickter took it away from her and put it in his pocket and forgot about it. it vibrated during the next hour, and he apparently said "there's a party in my pants!" XDDDD
PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:17 pm


Once, the bass drum player wasn't damping his drum, so our directer said really loudly "DAMP IT, PERCUSSION!", but some people though he was saying "DAMMIT, PERCUSSION!" because he seemed so frustrated. We all started laughing because he never swears or anything.

There are probably some more, but i just can't remember them

wavethedayaway


QueenoftheSea

PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 8:14 am


My BD is really nice, so don't get any wrong ideas about him from this.

My freshman year, I was late for one of the football games, and he was in the middle of his lecture/ speech and I came walking in. He didn't say anything at first, he just went on with his talking, but then when he was going around tuning all of us, he got to me and goes "Well Miss Ellis, so glad you could join us" so I go all red and kinda shrink in my seat, and then he smiles and says to the rest of the band, "isn't she cute. she's got a nice smile" and went on tuning. It was really weird.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:52 pm


My friend and I walked in the band room early before practice one day, and our director who was only like 26 at the time was "playing" drumset...or at least smashing the crash symbols

My friend: "Oh Barnes! I didn't know you played the set!"

Our BD (Barnes): "Oh, are you kiddin'!? I LOVE HITTING THESE MOTHER F***ERS!!"

Me and my friend: eek

Blckpanthr13


waterlove

PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 3:25 pm


everone in the band keep playing when he said stop so he thorw his stick at the stand and it broke and he blamed us
haha
PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:41 am


"We'll take a couple of minutes to have a quick sexual...I mean sectional."

"Don't put that into the mouthpiece."

mouthpiece- band-o newsletter, full of inside jikes that only band-os understand.

Death Note XPD154


matty_the_monkey

PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:46 am


My band teacher has sed so many things that are funny but one was a pic up line he used when his wife was their. "Is your dad a thef.No why?because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes "
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