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CHATS WITH OUJAY

[16:25] Mine Turtle: *LICK*
[16:26] Mine Turtle: *LICKLICLICKLICKLICKLICK*
[16:27] kinyuashi: what
[16:28] Mine Turtle: *RUNS AWAY*
[16:28] kinyuashi: I'm cool with that
[16:30] Mine Turtle: *DASHES BACK, POUNCE*
[16:31] Mine Turtle: *LICK LICKLICK LICK*
[16:31] Mine Turtle: *RUNS AWAY*
[16:31] kinyuashi: is there something you need? or are you that bored at work lol
[16:31] Mine Turtle: @_@ *Staaaaaare*
[16:31] Mine Turtle: Do support wit me.
[16:31] Mine Turtle: Oujay Kieran support
[16:31] Mine Turtle: be awesome
[16:31] Mine Turtle: join the movement
[16:31] kinyuashi: what movement
[16:32] Mine Turtle: the awesome movemen
[16:33] Mine Turtle: We are dedicated to the continuation of Dylan's entertainment
[16:33] Mine Turtle: and stand for the good of all
[16:33] kinyuashi: I'll pass
[16:33] Mine Turtle: for if Dylan were to ever become bored out of his skull
[16:33] Mine Turtle: the end shall be neigh
[16:35] kinyuashi: I'm curious what kind of end that is
[16:36] Mine Turtle: Horseapopoclopalopolous
[16:36] kinyuashi: lol what
[16:36] Mine Turtle: You heard me
[16:37] Mine Turtle: The end is neigh
[16:36] kinyuashi: ...OH
[16:37] kinyuashi: that's a pun
[16:37] kinyuashi: that went over my head lol
[16:38] Mine Turtle: You must mane amaends!
[16:38] Mine Turtle: *amends
[16:38] Mine Turtle: REPENT FOR THE HORSE-MAN COMES
[16:38] Mine Turtle: HIS HOOVES CLATTER LIKE THE STARS DO SHINE
[16:39] Mine Turtle: HIS BREATH A DARK STINKY GARLIC CLOUD OF MORTAL PERIL
[16:39] Mine Turtle: ...
[16:39] Mine Turtle: *LICKS YOU THEN RUNS AWAY*
[16:39] kinyuashi: *smacks*
[16:39] Mine Turtle: *HISSES*
[16:39] kinyuashi: so i found out something interesting today
[16:40] Mine Turtle: ?
[16:40] kinyuashi: I can import third party virtual instruments to my music writing program
[16:40] kinyuashi: so I'm going to see if I can find some nicer more realistic sounding insturments
[16:40] kinyuashi: cause I know some out zere in the internet
[16:41] Mine Turtle: Oh nice!
[16:42] Mine Turtle: Also did you just say "Zere" instead of there?
[16:42] Mine Turtle: You weirdo.
[16:42] kinyuashi: I am weird
[16:42] kinyuashi: I sometimes do weird things
[16:42] Mine Turtle: ... *Pats your shoulder*
[16:42] Mine Turtle: El Sai Congoro
[16:42] kinyuashi: Congroo*
[16:42] Mine Turtle: *LICKS YOUR SHOULDER*
[16:43] kinyuashi: why are you licking me
[16:43] Mine Turtle: WHY ARN'T YOU LICKING ME?!
[16:43] kinyuashi: cause I'm not that weird
[16:43] Mine Turtle: NO, YOU HAVE TO LICK ME.
[16:43] Mine Turtle: IT'S IMPORTANT
[16:43] kinyuashi: no
[16:43] kinyuashi: it's not
[16:43] Mine Turtle: You can't prove that
[16:44] Mine Turtle: as far as you know it is
[16:44] Mine Turtle: ... I don't think I should have sprayed that flex seal so close to my face
[16:44] Mine Turtle: LICK ME YOU WHORE
[16:44] kinyuashi: what is even your job?
[16:44] kinyuashi: or your workplace?
[16:45] Mine Turtle: Licks R Us.
[16:45] Mine Turtle: I'm out of stock
[16:45] Mine Turtle: and I need you to give me a lick
[16:45] kinyuashi: now you just sound like you hae some weird fetish
[16:46] Mine Turtle: ...
[16:46] Mine Turtle: OUjay
[16:46] Mine Turtle: We've been friends for a long time now right?>
[16:46] Mine Turtle: Yes we have
[16:46] Mine Turtle: Now
[16:46] kinyuashi: sure
[16:46] Mine Turtle: Whats a little like between friends
[16:46] Mine Turtle: I mean haven't you ever wondewred what I taste like?
[16:46] kinyuashi: no
[16:46] Mine Turtle: Well... you should
[16:46] kinyuashi: I never wonder that
[16:46] kinyuashi: and you're like the only person to have ever said that
[16:51] Mine Turtle: ... am not
[16:51] kinyuashi: okay, maybe you're not but you're the only person I know to have ever said that


[16:54] Mine Turtle: @_@ I put this in the AIM chat thread
[16:54] Mine Turtle: Because I know that people will be like
[16:54] kinyuashi: you what
[16:54] Mine Turtle: "Wow, Oujay didn't lick Kieran. What an a*****e"
[16:54] kinyuashi: the one in FEF?
[16:54] Mine Turtle: "Yea and after all that trouble he went through on Oujay's birthday"
[16:55] Mine Turtle: "I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW STRIPPERS COULD BEND THAT WAY"
[16:55] Mine Turtle: "Yea Kieran really is a great guy, I'm going to throw my panties at the screen now."
[16:55] kinyuashi: all that trouble you went through on my birthday?
[16:56] Mine Turtle: ... good you're still following the "We don't talk about Ohio" rule
[16:56] kinyuashi: oh so that's what you're talking about
[16:57] Mine Turtle: ... wait what?
[16:57] Mine Turtle: What am I talking about?
[16:57] Mine Turtle: YOU'RE ACTUALLY MAKING SENSE OF THIS?!
[16:57] Mine Turtle: s**t. I lost then
[16:57] kinyuashi: nope, as you sai d"we don't talk about Ohio"
[16:57] Mine Turtle: Oh good
[16:57] Mine Turtle: Right
[16:57] kinyuashi: but why Ohio?
[16:57] Mine Turtle: It reminds me of that stripper
[16:58] Mine Turtle: Round on both ends and high in the middle.
[16:58] Mine Turtle: ... That may be the most clever thing I've ever said ever

Or what happens when a typo is horribly misinterpreted!

ijuuinenzan15: (5:14:48 PM) "Heehee, Stef in booty shorts!" /FACEPALMS MANDI Y U NO HALP
Ssbmfreak36: (5:14:59 PM) Because Mandi.
Ssbmfreak36: (5:15:06 PM) You expect her to be helpful?
ijuuinenzan15: (5:15:18 PM) Ocasionally, yes, I do.
soaringravenvika: (5:16:21 PM) booty shorts
Ssbmfreak36: (5:16:42 PM) Gale u no halp
Ssbmfreak36: (5:16:49 PM) -hands Stef brain bleach-
ijuuinenzan15: (5:16:49 PM) I will not wear them. you can't make me
soaringravenvika: (5:16:55 PM) i can't even
Ssbmfreak36: (5:17:04 PM) -sees names in people in blast which I do not recognize-
soaringravenvika: (5:17:07 PM) my branin is note then fucnting right now
ijuuinenzan15: (5:17:14 PM) xDD
Ssbmfreak36: (5:17:15 PM) Your brain functions normally?
ijuuinenzan15: (5:17:23 PM) O:
soaringravenvika: (5:17:26 PM) shutes
Ssbmfreak36: (5:17:28 PM) O_O I GOT A GOOD WEAPON FROM A RARE DROP
Ssbmfreak36: (5:17:37 PM) nvm
Ssbmfreak36: (5:17:40 PM) Lot worse than I thought it was
ijuuinenzan15: (5:17:41 PM) /confiscates it
ijuuinenzan15: (5:17:47 PM) /smelts it
ijuuinenzan15: (5:17:53 PM) /uses it for newest experiment
Ssbmfreak36: (5:18:09 PM) You don't have the red mana to cast smelt!
Ssbmfreak36: (5:18:12 PM) You cannot destroy an artifact!
ijuuinenzan15: (5:18:25 PM) /can and did, b***h >
Ssbmfreak36: (5:18:47 PM) But but...IT'S INDESTRUCTABLE
soaringravenvika: (5:18:49 PM) :O
ijuuinenzan15: (5:18:58 PM) I AM ABOVE THE SYSTEM
soaringravenvika: (5:19:03 PM) so
Ssbmfreak36: (5:19:08 PM) -points to list of people in blast- I see name that is vaguely familiar
soaringravenvika: (5:19:09 PM) we were talk about booty shorts
Ssbmfreak36: (5:19:15 PM) cal1nd0r is Geoffery yah?
"Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja: (5:19:16 PM) do he got the booty
"Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja: (5:19:17 PM) he do
Ssbmfreak36: (5:19:24 PM) Or at least judging by the avatar...
ijuuinenzan15: (5:19:26 PM) I WILL NOT WEAR BOOTY SHORTS DAMMIT
"Flavadora" jisenstar17: (5:19:35 PM) ................................................
Ssbmfreak36: (5:19:37 PM) MANDI. FORCE STEF TO WEAR BOOTY SHORTS
Ssbmfreak36: (5:19:39 PM) I COMMAND IT
soaringravenvika: (5:19:49 PM) butts mountain
Ssbmfreak36: (5:19:54 PM) Welcome Isa to the WRONG TIME TO JUMP INTO A CONVERSATION
ijuuinenzan15: (5:20:08 PM) "I think my brain would explode if I actually saw Stef in booty shorts. Either that, or die laughing."

Enjoy folks. Or what happens when Tibarn blushes.

"Master of Solutions" fiveshiftone: (4:35:32 PM) Tibarn: o//////o
"Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja: (4:35:51 PM) Amelia: ...you're blushing.
"Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja: (4:35:56 PM) Amelia: ...You're blushing.
"Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja: (4:36:02 PM) Amelia: Holy s**t that's hilarious. That's adorable.
"Master of Solutions" fiveshiftone: (4:36:03 PM) Tibarn: SHUT UP
"Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja: (4:36:07 PM) Amelia: *poke*
"Overlord Piss Priest" jungledude14: (4:36:15 PM) ...
Ssbmfreak36: (4:36:19 PM) ....hold on I need to find a clip. Tibarn just said shut up and I just remembered something
"THE ANIMAL SURPRIVSR" ninjamaiden89: (4:36:21 PM) Who are you and what have you done with the real Tibarn?
"Master of Solutions" fiveshiftone: (4:36:29 PM) Tibarn: *SHOVE*
"Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja: (4:36:43 PM) Amelia: *bumped back*
"Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja: (4:36:47 PM) Amelia: >:I *PUSH*
"Overlord Piss Priest" jungledude14: (4:36:49 PM) if he had said baka at the end of that shut up, I'd be dead
"Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja: (4:36:51 PM) *and nothing happened*
"Master of Solutions" fiveshiftone: (4:36:56 PM) Tibarn: BAKA
Ssbmfreak36: (4:37:00 PM) This is Tibarn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud0NbemeoU0
"Master of Solutions" fiveshiftone: (4:37:01 PM) (damnit rath)
"Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja: (4:37:02 PM) Amelia: YOU'RE BLUSHING AND EMBARRASSED AND IT'S HILARIOUS
"Master of Solutions" fiveshiftone: (4:37:05 PM) (you beat me to it you b*****d)
"Overlord Piss Priest" jungledude14: (4:37:12 PM) *ded*
"Gao Gao Stegosaurus" fefroy: (4:37:23 PM) Tib's so Tsundere
"Pyromancer 4 Life" ivysthorns: (4:37:24 PM) Clara: uh....-looks at Tibarn confused-
"Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja: (4:37:24 PM) [not like you WANTED to get prompted or anything >.>]
Ssbmfreak36: (4:37:30 PM) -casts Life 2 on Rath-
Ssbmfreak36: (4:37:32 PM) LIIIIIIVE.
"Master of Solutions" fiveshiftone: (4:37:38 PM) XD
"Master of Solutions" fiveshiftone: (4:37:41 PM) but yeah no
Ssbmfreak36: (4:37:43 PM) What? I'm a Paladin. I can cast white magic.
"Master of Solutions" fiveshiftone: (4:37:51 PM) Tibarn is gonna have a "duh what" moment standing there for just a second
"Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja: (4:38:17 PM) [Amelia: so worth it]
"Overlord Piss Priest" jungledude14: (4:38:22 PM) no kawaii desu sex hawk for you guys
"Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja: (4:38:39 PM) [Amelia: nope because that kawaii desu sex hawk is reserved]
Ssbmfreak36: (4:38:42 PM) ...******** Rath. Now all I can see is Tibarn going, "Uguuu~" with all animu eyes.
"Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja: (4:38:44 PM) [Amelia: private party of one]
"Master of Solutions" fiveshiftone: (4:38:48 PM) later
"Overlord Piss Priest" jungledude14: (4:38:48 PM) ...
"Master of Solutions" fiveshiftone: (4:38:59 PM) XD
"Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja: (4:39:08 PM) like something out of my japanese shoujo mangas
Ssbmfreak36: (4:39:13 PM) Right Mallow?
"THE ANIMAL SURPRIVSR" ninjamaiden89: (4:39:19 PM) Kione~
"Master of Solutions" fiveshiftone: (4:39:32 PM) damnit
Ssbmfreak36: (4:39:44 PM) Hey Tibarn. You should change your alias to Shoujo Animu Tibarn.
Ssbmfreak36: (4:39:47 PM) It's the best alias ever.
"Master of Solutions" fiveshiftone: (4:39:55 PM) you keep distracting me >:O
"Overlord Piss Priest" jungledude14: (4:40:10 PM) I'm going to have a nightmare tonight where tibarn is standing there with his back to me and as I approach, he's going to turn around and be all "uguu~" and I will wake up screaming
"Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja: (4:40:11 PM) ;D
Ssbmfreak36: (4:40:19 PM) You're welcome Rath.
"Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja: (4:40:23 PM) you can't catch me shoujo thoughts
Ssbmfreak36: (4:40:27 PM) -brofist Mallow-
"Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja: (4:40:39 PM) i don't know about you but i feel like this conversation was entirely worthwhile

*inserts Tharja's laugh*




jisenstar17: *looks at the AIM history further where everyone discussed which Awakening characters they wanted to be* ... If Ayra claims Tharja... Who is she going to stalk? >>;

"ninija"suishotomoe: O________o

"trollbotofthecentury"kuraikarp: 8D
DICE ROLL

jisenstar17: Hey with no Robin in FEF, she needs to have someone to stalk. >>;
NO! It will creep us out. LOL XD

"trollbotofthecentury"kuraikarp: DICE ROLL. 8D

jisenstar17: Besides, I think Tharja has some preferance she wants to stalk. I can't see her stalking an idiot. >>;
Like is the person smart? Mysterious? etc, etc, etc,

"gaogaostegosaurus"fefroy
She's going after males who were the children of powerful dark mages and have the bloodline of a dragon.
... Wait.
...
.......

"ninija"suishotomoe: >______________________>

jisenstar17: PHFT!!!

"ninija"suishotomoe: oh God that sounds like Nils.

"gaogaostegosaurus"fefroy
......................................

jisenstar17: I don't think Tharja cares about gender too. LOL XD

"gaogaostegosaurus"fefroy: Yep

"trollbotofthecentury"kuraikarp: ;D

"gaogaostegosaurus"fefroy: Nils isn't active, Nini's in Sentria somewhere...

jisenstar17: Is she in Sentria?

"gaogaostegosaurus"fefroy: Theoretically, Roy also falls into this category.
Well, ********: ;D
I'll come back for Winter break/Holiday events. <3

"ninija"suishotomoe: >________________________________>

jisenstar17: LOL XD

"ninija"suishotomoe: (yeah, Nini's made it to Sentria by now.)

*grabs you by the crotch and drags you away*

[Tue Sep 24 2013 05:48:14 PM] "Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja:
don't punch a kitten

[Tue Sep 24 2013 05:48:17 PM] "Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja:
that kitten did nothing to you

[Tue Sep 24 2013 05:48:24 PM] "Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja:
you should punch something that would actually have a satisfying response

[Tue Sep 24 2013 05:48:30 PM] "Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja:
rather than just injuring an INNOCENT KITTEN

[Tue Sep 24 2013 05:48:32 PM] "Pointy Demonspanker" mallowninja:
that's not manly at all

[Tue Sep 24 2013 05:48:32 PM] "Funyarinpa" kinyuashi:
(don't punch me)

53 minutes ago
Dylan: Good morning~
I AM SO HYPER
Alex: Oh no.
Dylan:OH YES.
IS MORE LIKE IT
Alex: QAQ
I'm just waking up.
Dylan:*PUSHES YOUR FACE TOGETHER TO MAKE YOU SMILE*
are you enjoying the feeling of waking up to greet another new and wonderful day!
which may possibly include me in it!
oh hey look it does include me iloveyou
Alex: I love you too!
Who in the ******** gave you coffee??
XD
Dylan:Awesome! WE SHOULD DO POWER BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND THINGS
LIKE....
UHHH
POWER SQUATS.
Alex: No power squats! LET'S JUST RUN AROUND!
Dylan:OKAY DEAL!
*RUNS AROUND ARMS FLAILING*
Alex: Hehehe....sucker. -slink back to bed-
Dylan:*CRASH*
AHHHH OH GOD OH GOD ALEX
THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA
NO NO WAIT WAIT I GOT THIS
Alex: WHAT ?!
Dylan:WHY IS THERE SO MUCH /BLOOD/
Alex: WHERE?!
Dylan:EVERYWHERE OH GOD
Alex: WHAT DID YOU DO?
Dylan:*SOBS* I RUINED EVERYTHING
Alex: -huggles- I WAS THE PARADE WASN'T IT?
Dylan:I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT YES crying
Alex: Its okay. As long as you didn't piss of the gang members your fine.
Dylan:*Cuddle* gangmembers are pussies
Alex: NOT THOSE FROM THE MAFIA.
Dylan:kiss me you fool
Alex: -kisses-
Dylan:good morning~
haha I got you awake~
Alex: Yeah. Thanks...i was groggy threw that. The hell happened?
Dylan:i PUT A SHITTON OF SWEETENER IN MY SPARKINLING CHERRYLIME ARIZONA
and suddenly
I WAS OVERCOME WITH LOVE FOR YOU
I couldn't even stand!
I FELL TO MY KNEES
AND RAISED MY FISTS TO THE HEAVENS
AND ROARED MY TRIUMPHANT HAPPINESS
Alex: XD
Dylan razz EOPLE IN TIM HORTANS WERE OVERCOME BY DISPLAY OF PURE RAW /PASSION/
Alex: Oh dear lord.
Dylan:A VOLCANO ERUPTED SOMEWHERE
AND THE STARS THEMSELVES CRIED
Alex: I hope to god it didn't.
Dylan biggrin ON'T WORRY BABE IT WAS SOME KIDS SCIENCE PROJECT
Alex: Those ******** have feelings?
Dylan:IM NOTCERTAIN I WILL ASK AN ASTRONAUT
Alex: OOOOH.
Probably pretty suicidal. You know, "shooting stars".


WE HAVE A MATURE AND ADULT RELATIONSHIP YOU LOSERS WOULDN'T NUDDERSTAND