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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:05 am
Owwin Wantcookie sorry guys mine doesn't fit in a building let alone a toilet seat I have special plans for you! My friend! I will send a giant genetically engineered d**k stealing spider! Remember that image of the spider giving the lady oral? That's not what was happening. The lady in that picture was a dude moments earlier. The spider stole his d**k and the guy reverted to the closest dickless form! Oh holy ******** no, not a spider. They get that big and my fear is transmuted into rage, rage that I will use to crush them with my massive thirty-ton d**k.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:08 am
Cabron the Swan Owwin Cabron the Swan The more penises you have, the higher your rank. I'm gonna have the most. I have sharpened the inside of public toilet bowls in the area and the back inside of toilet seat lids and have unscrewed the back so that every public toilet becomes a horrible d**k slicing guillotine. They will flush directly to the Dickbrary. I WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL! You forget just who you're divulging your master plan to. I'll be in your Dickbrary nightly stealing your hard-earned penises. ಠ_ಠ
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:09 am
Wantcookie Oh holy ******** no, not a spider. They get that big and my fear is transmuted into rage, rage that I will use to crush them with my massive thirty-ton d**k. NO! I AM STEALING DICKMAS! My libido is two sizes too small and I am gonna steal all the dicks because I don't enjoy mine, then I am gonna have an epiphany and bring them back and I the gri... Owwin will even carve the spotted d**k.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:09 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:11 am
Blitzkrieg is no longer useless. Deedles remains badass. Kath Jr has angst, everyone has almost already if not already evolved for the last time. Gay is warming up to me and is hating the world a lot less. Jump Kick = Awesome. Pidgey 2.0 is still just there... Mantafanta is alright, I guess. Not the worst grass type.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:14 am
otawara Blitzkrieg is no longer useless. Deedles remains badass. Kath Jr has angst, everyone has almost already if not already evolved for the last time. Gay is warming up to me and is hating the world a lot less. Jump Kick = Awesome. Pidgey 2.0 is still just there... Mantafanta is alright, I guess. Not the worst grass type. Deedles will always have a special place in my heart.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:17 am
Owwin otawara Blitzkrieg is no longer useless. Deedles remains badass. Kath Jr has angst, everyone has almost already if not already evolved for the last time. Gay is warming up to me and is hating the world a lot less. Jump Kick = Awesome. Pidgey 2.0 is still just there... Mantafanta is alright, I guess. Not the worst grass type. Deedles will always have a special place in my heart. From now on Deedles is my signature.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:19 am
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:19 am
Wantcookie Owwin Wantcookie sorry guys mine doesn't fit in a building let alone a toilet seat I have special plans for you! My friend! I will send a giant genetically engineered d**k stealing spider! Remember that image of the spider giving the lady oral? That's not what was happening. The lady in that picture was a dude moments earlier. The spider stole his d**k and the guy reverted to the closest dickless form! Oh holy ******** no, not a spider. They get that big and my fear is transmuted into rage, rage that I will use to crush them with my massive thirty-ton d**k. Bonerman looked on in horror as his three arch nemeses planned to steal the city's population of dicks. The cruel Lady c**k, the hateful Dr. Bits, and the destructive Cookie; together, were more than a match for Bonerman. Alas, there was no one else in the city to help, and he had punted his little sidekick's a** days ago. f*****t ate all the oreos. Bonerman would have to hope to take them alone at once, or to cause them to turn on each other.
His plan? To give all three of them boners and see if, in the eyes of greed for d**k Reputation, they would display their most basic of traits; backstabbery.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:20 am
Owwin Wantcookie Oh holy ******** no, not a spider. They get that big and my fear is transmuted into rage, rage that I will use to crush them with my massive thirty-ton d**k. NO! I AM STEALING DICKMAS! My libido is two sizes too small and I am gonna steal all the dicks because I don't enjoy mine, then I am gonna have an epiphany and bring them back and I the gri... Owwin will even carve the spotted d**k. Here, Owwin. Let me show you the true meaning of Dickmas. In a dark and locked room.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:22 am
Shiny Gligar Wantcookie Owwin Wantcookie sorry guys mine doesn't fit in a building let alone a toilet seat I have special plans for you! My friend! I will send a giant genetically engineered d**k stealing spider! Remember that image of the spider giving the lady oral? That's not what was happening. The lady in that picture was a dude moments earlier. The spider stole his d**k and the guy reverted to the closest dickless form! Oh holy ******** no, not a spider. They get that big and my fear is transmuted into rage, rage that I will use to crush them with my massive thirty-ton d**k. Bonerman looked on in horror as his three arch nemeses planned to steal the city's population of dicks. The cruel Lady c**k, the hateful Dr. Bits, and the destructive Cookie; together, were more than a match for Bonerman. Alas, there was no one else in the city to help, and he had punted his little sidekick's a** days ago. f*****t ate all the oreos. Bonerman would have to hope to take them alone at once, or to cause them to turn on each other.
His plan? To give all three of them boners and see if, in the eyes of greed for d**k Reputation, they would display their most basic of traits; backstabbery....Dr Bits? ******** THIS! I quit. That is the most p***y super villain name ever. You can keep dickmas. FFNDJSKG
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:24 am
Wantcookie Here, Owwin. Let me show you the true meaning of Dickmas. In a dark and locked room. No, did you hear my villain name? Dr. Bits? I am not even stealing Dickmas anymore. Stupid media always making the technology and science based villains seem weak. Sure LPS can charm and Cookie is super destructive, but I have schemes! Feh.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:26 am
Shiny Gligar Wantcookie Owwin Wantcookie sorry guys mine doesn't fit in a building let alone a toilet seat I have special plans for you! My friend! I will send a giant genetically engineered d**k stealing spider! Remember that image of the spider giving the lady oral? That's not what was happening. The lady in that picture was a dude moments earlier. The spider stole his d**k and the guy reverted to the closest dickless form! Oh holy ******** no, not a spider. They get that big and my fear is transmuted into rage, rage that I will use to crush them with my massive thirty-ton d**k. Bonerman looked on in horror as his three arch nemeses planned to steal the city's population of dicks. The cruel Lady c**k, the hateful Dr. Bits, and the destructive Cookie; together, were more than a match for Bonerman. Alas, there was no one else in the city to help, and he had punted his little sidekick's a** days ago. f*****t ate all the oreos. Bonerman would have to hope to take them alone at once, or to cause them to turn on each other.
His plan? To give all three of them boners and see if, in the eyes of greed for d**k Reputation, they would display their most basic of traits; backstabbery.I won't lie, I'd certainly take a stab at they backsides. ;D @Owwin: Go for "Dr.Cox" instead.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:28 am
I would prefer that, but then people would think Scrubs and laugh.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:31 am
Owwin I would prefer that, but then people would think Scrubs and laugh.
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