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 Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:14 pm
Eye Are Ess, eh? Whossat, like the constabula... the bobbies? Quote: It's a technological advancement. We no longer need to chop down an entire forest to produce a handful of pencils. *Blinks at Wally a few minutes* have it your way. I was just offering. Pencil sharpeners. How antiquated . . . You're onea them... futurists, eh? Sod the trees, mate, kill yerself a pidgeon and yev've got a whole lot of quills! *A branch grows out of the table-top and taps Johanna on the shoulder.* Oi, don't get yer berries in a twist Spriggan, yeh know I'm not bein' all literal like when I say "sod the trees." That'd hurt proper-like.
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:14 pm
Wally_West I'll tell you what's antiquated. Battle armor that creates cuhRAZYelongatedspinesyndrome! *Finds pencil sharpener* Aah, here we go. Hel-LO deduction city! Mr. Stark wouldn't appreciate you saying that.
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:15 pm
Someone poke the Queen Mum there and tell her we won the war 200 years ago.
*scribbles on a tax form*
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:16 pm
Richard Rider *looks over at the Lady Constantine* You got a permit for that gun, miss?'ave you got a permit to be a stick in the mud then? A lady's got to have a gun in man's world, it's to make up for the inequalities, see.
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:17 pm
CAN'T TALK REWORKING ENTIRE TIME-TRAVEL DEDUCTION DUE TO SOMEONE LETTING ANOTHER UNLICENSED TRAVELER INTO THE GUILD.
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:20 pm
HAS ANYONE NOTICED LATELY THAT I LOOK LIKE PHILLIP FRYE?!
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:20 pm
You want me liscence? I left it with whossername, Jim-- Jima-- Fritzy.
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:20 pm
Lady Johanna Constantine Eye Are Ess, eh? Whossat, like the constabula... the bobbies? Quote: It's a technological advancement. We no longer need to chop down an entire forest to produce a handful of pencils. *Blinks at Wally a few minutes* have it your way. I was just offering. Pencil sharpeners. How antiquated . . . You're onea them... futurists, eh? Sod the trees, mate, kill yerself a pidgeon and yev've got a whole lot of quills! *A branch grows out of the table-top and taps Johanna on the shoulder.* Oi, don't get yer berries in a twist Spriggan, yeh know I'm not bein' all literal like when I say "sod the trees." That'd hurt proper-like. Dear lady. Of all the birds that fly in the sky, the one I most want dead is not a pigeon.
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:21 pm
Lex Joseph Luthor Dear lady. Of all the birds that fly in the sky, the one I most want dead is not a pigeon. An abatross then? They're a right pain in the neck they are.
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:22 pm
Did everyone back in the 18th century talk like d**k Van Dyke from Mary Poppins?
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:23 pm
ScheduleB,ScheduleBWHEREISSCHEDULEB?!!!
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:25 pm
Lady Johanna Constantine Richard Rider *looks over at the Lady Constantine* You got a permit for that gun, miss?'ave you got a permit to be a stick in the mud then? A lady's got to have a gun in man's world, it's to make up for the inequalities, see.
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:25 pm
Wally_West Did everyone back in the 18th century talk like d**k Van Dyke from Mary Poppins? Only when terribly drunk, I'm afraid.
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:28 pm
Richard Rider I've a peace officer with the authority to arrest criminals in four galaxies, including this one. Put the gun away when you're in here, and I better not see it unless you're defending yourself. Bigby and me are the law around here (even though Bigby thinks I'm some retard) and I will let you rot in a jail cell while New Orleans police fumble around for months trying to figure out what to do with you. Do all the constabulatory here look like poofters and talk like madmen? Does the town cryer bang on your head to get attention?
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:28 pm
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh
I's a Jolly Ollyda wif Maaaaaary
Mary makes th' world seem roight
When th' day is grey n' ordynaaaaaaaary
Mary makes th' sun shine broight
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhh
'Appiness is bloomin' all around heerrrr
The daffydills are smilin' at th' suuuuuuuunnn
...dammit, this is NOT Helping me finish Schedule B. You all better HOPE I get these taxes filed right, and on time. Sometimes I wish I could just forget about all of this.
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