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 Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:00 pm
I read anything and everything
except harry potter
those books annoy me because when i actually get into the they are already over
and then im like BS
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:07 pm
lol I got a treat for you then xd
Since I think this is a tad dirty I'm going to put it in white text. Highlight it to read:
-----> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...
"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
O_______O
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.<-----
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UkyoKuonji2004 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:07 pm
Recently I've been reading a lot of Warhammer books.
But right now I'm reading The God Delusion.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:20 pm
XD lmao ucchan!
im trying to read the divine comedy online
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:24 pm
xD
That's hilarious, Ukyo.
And what'sthat, Puppet?
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:24 pm
lol omg i found a new way of anoying people
if yew right like dis
end yews rong words den
day git annoyed
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:26 pm
its about a dudes trip through hell when he dies so he can go through heaven
its really interesting despite the old grammar
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:26 pm
Yeah, my inner grammar nazi is raging....
So what's divine comedy?
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:28 pm
just told you
lol sew it wood irritate yew if eye right like dis?
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:33 pm
It would be irritatingly difficult to read at the very least, and I'd probably just stop talking to you.
Is taht related to the book Dante's Inferno?
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Durithill the Black Blade
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:33 pm
Dante's the Divine Comedy. It's a tale that chronicals Dante's journey through heaven, hell, and purgatory, if I remember correctly.
Basically if you ever see anything saying there's nine hells, it's a reference to the Divine Comedy.
Dante's Inferno is the first book.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:37 pm
XD awww estu that would make me sad
lolz i wont talk like that
only if i feel like being bitchy because your acting out yourself
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:40 pm
Ah, I've only heard of Dante's Inferno because my brother expressed interest in it.
In general, it doesn't quite sound like my cup of tea.
I enjoy fantasy and sci-fi books, primarily the former, but I've been reading more of the latter lately.
I'm currently pursuing books by Dan Abnett.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:42 pm
i love old works
sometimes they are even more fantastic then the ones we have now
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:01 pm
*steals ucchans book, estu's harp, and durit's cape* XD
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