I was at some bar (presumably the Afterlife) sitting on some small table thing.

As I sip my drink, some guy comes up from behind and shoves me so hard I fall over with the table.
He laughs as I get up, then I grab the table and hit him with it. Repeatedly. I take his purse (he had a purse) and take $20 to buy a new drink, throw the rest into the crowd.
I finish the drink in one go as security arrives and I dash the <********> out of there.
ENDORPHINES FTW