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 Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:40 pm
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Forest Gump was a national park.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:41 pm
Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:42 pm
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:43 pm
Yo momma's so stupid, she got a peep hole in a glass door.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:45 pm
Yo momma's so stupid, she saw a sign that said ''WET FLOOR'', so she did.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:45 pm
Yo momma's so stupid, she threw a brick at the floor and missed.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:46 pm
Yo momma's so fat, she played free Willy's stunt double.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:48 pm
Yo momma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:49 pm
Yo momma's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:50 pm
Yo momma's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:52 pm
Yo momma's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:53 pm
Yo momma's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:53 pm
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:55 pm
Yo momma's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:56 pm
Yo momma's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
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