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 Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:21 pm
Zia and Maida giggled.
"Silly little Kibo!" "We've told you before," "Storm-mar is speacail." "Most elves only get about 800 years." "And we are immortal," "Unless kissed by steel."
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:28 pm
Kibo: Still, 800 is a hell of a long time.
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:33 pm
"Most don't live that long," "Inner-house warfare, you see." "And it's much, much to dark." "We think everyone keeps falling into the holes and caverens."
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:41 pm
Kibo: So what's the average lifespan of a Drow?
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:59 pm
"Technically, its 800 years." "In all actuallity?" "600, at best."
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:01 pm
Kibo: And once again I say, 600 years is still hell of a long time in human standards.
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:20 pm
"Oh that's right," "Gone in the blink of an eye." "One minuet, you are there," "The next, poof! Gone!" "How long will you live, mister Kibo?" "Being a nero-nreoc-whatever it is called?" "Mother will be every so mad," "If you die so soon," "She is very fond of you, you know." "Probably fond enough to raise you."
Zia and Maida slapped a hand over each others mouths.
"Oops." "Wasn't supposed to say that..."
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:30 pm
Kibo completely ignores the second comment, storing it in his mind for later exploitation.
Kibo: I don't know. This me has been around for 20-some years. Kibo Botch, on the other hand, is several hundred. It's kind of a living reincarnation. For a split second, before the previous Kibo dies, another soul is put into it's body, and there are two souls inhabiting that one body. Then the original dies, and the next is in. This body doesn't age very much. My soul, the soul of a boy named Antoine Pristen, was placed in this body after the previous Kibo was on his deathbed. Necromancers team up with Biomancers for the exchange, and any ailment that had afflicted the previous body is mended. I believe the previous Kibo had Cirrhosis, severe athlete's foot, and various sexually transmitted diseases, from what I've been told.
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:33 pm
[Politically incorrect! scream It is actually STI's now. Apperantly the name "dease" was destressing people. emo ]
Zia and Maida looked totally confused.
"Sexually transmitted diseases?" "What is that?"
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:36 pm
((Well, bully for you. I'm not what most people would call "politically correct." I think it's a god-awful take on relativism, and will not have any part in it.))
Kibo: The previous Kibo... Patrick Fisher, I believe his name was, was... quite the connoisseur. Unfortunately, his specialty wasn't so much wine or fine dining, so much as women.
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:47 am
Zia and Maida were now throughly confused.
"He ate women?" "Or traded them?"
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:00 pm
Kibo: Ask your mother. Be sure to mention the word "prostitute."
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:31 pm
Zia and Miada took the adivce to heart. Much to imediate woe of Storm. She could feel them coming with awkard questions. Storm blamed Kibo, as always. Little did she know that it was actually his falt this time.
"So, there are a thousand," "Kibo Botchs, but only in body?" "So what was your name," "Before Botch?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:03 pm
Kibo: Maybe not a thousand. Prolly only 2-300. And my previous name was Antoine Pristen.
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:50 pm
Zia and Maida giggled.
"Antoine?" "That's not a very sinister," "Name for a necromancer."
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