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 Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:06 pm
Olive Treeless Iia xD That would be amusing. What a poor kid, though.
Kid: Moooom!
Sakura: Yes?
Kid: Am I an alien?
Sakura: Wh...what makes you think that?
Kid: Mom, look! My roots are PINK!
Sakura: I see. Yes, they are.
Kid: T__T I'M AN ALIEN!
Sakura: Honey, you are not an alien.
Kid: o.o Mom. NOBODY from this planet has black hair that turns pink!
Sakura: Who told you that you were an alien?
Kid: Well, I asked Uncle Naruto why my hair is turning pink and...
Sakura: Naruto is an idiot. Your father puts black dye in your shampoo. You're hair is naturally pink, like mine.
Kid: ...Okay! *skiddadles off somewhere else* DAAAADDY!
Sasuke: Yes?
Kid: My hair is naturally pink, right?
Sasuke: >>; No. Who told you this.
Kid: Mom.
Sasuke: o.o Your mother LIES!
Kid: Then WHY are my roots PINK!?
Sasuke: >> Because....umm....you're an alien!
Kid: gonk crying MOOOOOM! *runs off*
*two minutes later*
Sakura: SASUKE-KUN! *hits him with a spatula* Stop harassing our son!
Yes...crack is GOOD. xD
Daisuke: Mom?
Sakura: Yeah?
Daisuke: ¿Por que? (1)
Sakura: .... ? -quirks-
Sasuke: Porque ella es muy divertida. -winks-(2)
Daisuke: o.o -stares-
Sakura: ...... O.o?
Sasuke: You wouldn't understand.
Sakura: I see. It's mantalk.
Naruto: -peeks in- Then why can Sasuke speak it?
Sasuke: WHY I OUTTA-
Sakura: -smacking Naruto-
Daisuke: It's Spanish, Mom. Spanish.
Sakura: I see..
-five minutes later-
Naruto: Ehh, ¿Sakura es muy divertida en la cama?(3)
Sasuke: Si. Ella is muy divertida en la cama.(4)
Sakura: Alright, I know enough Spanish to know what that means. -smacks Naruto, then Sasuke- Ahh, what a nice evening...
Daisuke: ..... And they lived happily everafter! -closes book-
Daisuke's Spanish Teacher: Bien!(5) What an interesting story!
Class: -laughing-
Talking about Sakura
1 - Why?
2 - Because she is very fun.
Naruto clarifying
3 - Sakura is very fun in the bed?
4 - Yes. She is very fun in the bed. (Sasuke clarifying)
Teacher Talk
5 - Good!
I didn't have to read the cheats!
I feel so proud!6 years of spanish should be able to do that for a person...
Hmmm...
Daisuke: Hola!
Naruto: Eh?
Daisuke: It means "Hi" tio*!
Naruto: Riiiight... Sure it does...
Daisuke: No, really! It does! dAD IS TEACHIN' ME!
Naruto: Whatever... -walks off-
(scene 2)
Naruto: Oi Sasuke!
Sasuke: Whaddiya want, dobe?
Naruto: So, uh, how do you know spanish...?
Sasuke: It's the native language of Otogakure.
Naruto: Eh? Really?
Sasuke: Yup.
Orochimaru: ¡Sí! ¡Mi Sasuke pequeño bonito! ¡Yo finalmente le he encontrado!**
Naruto: What the ********: ¡Bastardo! ¡Yo ya le dije! ¡Cuándo yo tomé el dinero y dejé dije que yo no debía ser su puta de hombre más!***
Naruto: ¡Tu mamá! !****
Sasuke/Oro: n00b~!
* Tio = Uncle
** Yes! My pretty little Sasuke! I've finally found you!
*** b*****d! I already told you! When I took the money and left I said that I was to be your man whore no more!
**** ¡Tu mamá! = Your mom
Muhahaa~~
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:10 pm
Venganza/Vengeance/Revenge
Sasuke: Hola, Sakura. ¿Cómo es la vida? (1)
Sakura: [Shaking the spatula] Vous voulez une grosse lèvre, Sasuke? (2)
Sasuke: Wait, was that French?
Daisuke: Maman, Je pense que vous l'effrayez . . . (3)
Sakura: Il regarde comme il voyait un fantôme, pas il? (4)
Sasuke: mad No-no, no-no-no-no-no! No! You are supposed to be learning Spanish! French is for sissies!
Sakura: scream WHAT'S THAT YOU JUST SAID?!
Sasuke: eek Encuentre un lugar feliz...! (5)
Outside . . .
Shikamaru: [Hears a lot of shouting and crashing] Uh-oh . . .
Naruto: Whatever it is this time, it won't end well.
Kakashi: Je conviens. (6)
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(1) Hello, Sakura. How is life? (Spanish)
(2) Do you want a fat lip, Sasuke? (French)
(3) Mom, I think you're scaring him . . . (French)
(4) He looks like he saw a ghost, doesn't he? (French)
(5) Find a happy place...! (Spanish)
(6) I agree. (French; Gee, I wonder where Sakura got the idea? wink )
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:36 pm
what's up with all the spanish?
Sakura: ¿como es tas?
Sasuke: mue bein. ¿e too?
Sakura: assee assee.
kid: what the heck are you saying?
Sakura: it's umm uhh...
Sasuke: it's adult talk.
Kid: *goes to school* And that's what my parents call adult talk!
it stinks but i also don't know how to spell spanish words sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:34 pm
I have no idea; I just went along with it. lol
Years later . . .
Manager: So, it says on your resume that you are fluent in Spanish and French?
Daisuke: Yep.
Manager: How did you manage that?
Daisuke: Ask my parents.
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:32 pm
[Is going back to torturing the other children. <3]
Sasuke: Sakura....
Sakura: What?
Sasuke: We neeeed another baby!
Daisuke: NOOOOOOOOOO! scream gonk
Natsuke: Baby!Baby! ::claps hands::
Daisuke: No, baby bad!
Natsuke: crying Baby bad, Mama!
Sakura: Aww...Sasuke, Natsuke wants to be the baby!
Sasuke: >_> Damn it...
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:44 am
~[Fading Light]~ [Is going back to torturing the other children. <3] Sasuke: Sakura.... Sakura: What? Sasuke: We neeeed another baby! Daisuke: NOOOOOOOOOO! scream gonk Natsuke: Baby!Baby! ::claps hands:: Daisuke: No, baby bad! Natsuke: crying Baby bad, Mama! Sakura: Aww...Sasuke, Natsuke wants to be the baby! Sasuke: >_> Damn it... [Lol, throw the kid out! biggrin ] Sasuke: I AM going to get that new baby.. One way *looks over at Natsuke* and another... Alright, alright.. Natsuke, I need you to come with me. Natsuke: Kay Daddy. Sasuke: *picks him up, then brings him outside* Lets get you to someone who needs you! *knocks on Naruto's door, which is literaly 5 feet from his* Naruto: *opens door* Neh? *stares* Sasuke: .............. *pushes Natsuke into his arms and runs back home* Finally! New baby, here I come! <(:K (1) 1 - satan look. :3 Or evilness. Either way.
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:03 am
Sasuke: We're getting a new baby, Sakura.
Sakura: *Golden Spatula no Jutsu* Don't decide that by yourself! A baby is a lot responsibility and requires a lot of time, love, and care, that is already spread over our five kids!
Sasuke: I dunno about all that. I just wanted to complete the set. I mean, we have three boys, two girls, we're only missing one more girl and-
Sakura: *Giant Golden Spatula no Jutsu* Don't talk about having kids as if we're shopping for them! Why don't you try being pregnant for once?
Sasuke: *mutters* Tonto. (1)
Sakura: What was THAT?!
Sasuke: Nothing, nothing. *thinks* I really need to find better mantalk.
(1) Idiotic. I only know this word because I hear several people in our neighborhood insulting each other. Otherwise, no hablo Espanol.
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:17 pm
Allora Lang I have no idea; I just went along with it. lol Years later . . . Manager: So, it says on your resume that you are fluent in Spanish and French? Daisuke: Yep. Manager: How did you manage that? Daisuke: Ask my parents. haha
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:29 am
Yes! New baby! >> Let's get a multiple birth this time
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And make Sasuke experience the miracle of life
>>
I think those ideas'll be easy to arrange.
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:19 am
Especially with Sakura as his wife eh?
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:21 pm
PeacefulLight Especially with Sakura as his wife eh? << Yes.
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:42 am
Naruto: [Looking through the glass] So . . . which ones are yours again?
Sasuke: The one on the right is Taro, 'cause he's the first one. Then there's Ringo and Ronin; they were born right after each other. Then Naomi, Midori, Kisho--who is actually identical to Ronin, and Aiko.
Naruto: Great . . . Seven. So, uh . . . Who gets to babysit them first?
Sasuke: You do.
[Naruto runs away screaming]
Shikamaru: He's so predictable.
Sasuke: Don't get too comfortable; you're next.
Shikamaru: Dangit! How troublesome!
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:50 pm
Lol. Sasuke's terrorizing everyone with his bundles of joy. <3
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:12 pm
OI EM GOSH. THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER! *Tries to think of a witty SasuSaku situation*
.........
sweatdrop Maybe I'll post later...
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:54 pm
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