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PickleBoy

PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:15 am


Anonymouz
effectively eradicating half of the 6 billion population on earth.

Thats a bad thing?

Granted, you ace your math test. But fail your world history test.

I wish I could go to Japan with my friend.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:22 am


Granted, but you get stuck in a line to enter a store selling Wiis and miss your plane back, getting stuck in Japan FOREVER! (wait.... that's not bad...)

I wish that I had a forge, anvil, tongs and a bunch of steel bars/blocks/plates.

Death God Hitsugaya


russiangal367

PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:01 pm


Granted, but you forget why you wanted them in the first place and you later get arrested for stealing the forge, anvil, tongs, and a bunch of steel.

I wish the population of the earth got cut in half.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:48 pm


Granted. Now everyone is walking around with just their right halves. No one can ever be complete again.

I wish the snow would stop.

PickleBoy


russiangal367

PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:18 pm


Granted, now the snow stops forever all over the world and people blame you.

I wish I had a healthy fish that was alive.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:19 pm


russiangal367
Granted, now the snow stops forever all over the world and people blame you.

I wish I had a healthy fish that was alive.


Granted.


It's a piranha.

And it walks on land.

Whoops! There goes that creationist joke! =D



I wish I had a penny.

Tenth Speed Writer


cup_noodles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:51 am


Granted, it's dirty, it's rusted and it's square.

I wish my bio project was done.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:12 am


cup_noodles
Granted, it's dirty, it's rusted and it's square.

I wish my bio project was done.

granted, but you get an "F"
i wish i had coffee!

[x] Natasha [x]


PickleBoy

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:27 pm


Granted but in order to get the coffee, you have to cut down a hundred acres of rainforest, killing off at least ten species never before seen and at least fifty types of medicinal plants. Hope its a good cup.

I wish my car had good snow traction. ((Even if there is no more snow, ever again, because of my previous wish))
PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:05 pm


Granted, but the car can't handle the traction (Gigantic drills that dig into the ground) and you're car won't move.

I wish I could read bus schedules better.

Lethkhar


The Candy Store Massacre

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:41 pm


granted, we send you back to school to learn how to read

I wish I could experince Schitzophrenia for a while to see what it was like..and not get stuck, killed, maimed, tortured, detained, shocked, poisoned, or made fun of.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:00 pm


Granted, but because of all those regulations you still have no idea what it's like.

I wish my Chemistry teacher knew I had a life outside of his classroom.

Lethkhar


The Candy Store Massacre

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:17 pm


granted but he doesn't care and still gives you crap

I wish this wish was un corruptable
PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:12 am


The Martyr Of Intellect
granted but he doesn't care and still gives you crap

I wish this wish was uncorruptible


Granted. But it's not amusing in the least.


I wish **random romantic gesture**

Tenth Speed Writer


The Candy Store Massacre

PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:35 pm


Granted but It's from hideous strangers

I wish My dog wouldn't fart when i'm trying to sleep
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