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 Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:11 pm
Fortunately, no one cares because they're mindless
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:13 pm
Unfortunately their lawyers have mindless zombies for clients.
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:36 pm
Fortunately, aliens show up and use some device to alter time. Everything is back to the way it was before the zombie apocalypse.
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:48 pm
Unfortunately, you now have the dead raccoons in your yard again.
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:50 pm
Fortunately, you burn them to a crisp so as to stop the zombie apocalypse from occurring again.
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:51 pm
Unfortunately, you have now started a forest fire.
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:51 pm
Fortunately, it is raining very hard and the fire goes out.
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:52 pm
Unfortunately, there was a gaping hole in your roof and now your house is flooded.
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:01 pm
Fortunately, you are a master carpenter and easily fixed the hole.
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:04 pm
Unfortunately, the newly patched roof clashes with the rest of your house.
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:05 pm
Fortunately, you won a complete home makeover.
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:55 pm
Unfortunately, the guy doing your home makeover is completely colourblind and makes your house look like an exploding rainbow on crack!
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:57 pm
Fortunately, a designer is walking by your house, and goes in to fix your walls.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:05 am
unfortunately, he's a giant and accidently steps on your brand new house, crushing it.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:09 am
Fortunately, you have insurance.
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