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 Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:47 pm
foxylass Granted. Now you remember everything. Including the very bad childhood experience involving a monkey. Plus, your brain overloads and you die. I wish I really had s**t for brains. Granted, but then suddenly, an entire plague of dung beetles swarms to your head. Squirming inside your ears and nose, they begin to devour your brains and head. It's agony every step of the way I wish that this wish was un-corruptable
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:01 pm
Longevity Granted, but then suddenly, an entire plague of dung beetles swarms to your head. Squirming inside your ears and nose, they begin to devour your brains and head. It's agony every step of the way I wish that this wish was un-corruptable (How many times has this been done now? domokun ) Granted. In being ''un-corruptable'' your wish tears apart the very fabric of space and time. Sadly, that kills us all. I wish I hated gingernut biscuits.
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:47 pm
foxylass Longevity Granted, but then suddenly, an entire plague of dung beetles swarms to your head. Squirming inside your ears and nose, they begin to devour your brains and head. It's agony every step of the way I wish that this wish was un-corruptable (How many times has this been done now? domokun ) Granted. In being ''un-corruptable'' your wish tears apart the very fabric of space and time. Sadly, that kills us all. I wish I hated gingernut biscuits. Granted, but then forced into a plot to steal all of your Grandmother's cookies you are unable to lie that you love the dreaded biscuit and are held at gun point by the masked robber. o and I wish I was a mouse.
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:46 pm
Granted but I'm a cat and I eat you... blaugh
I wish my parents didn't think I need a babysitter
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:58 am
DaLilMoomba Granted but I'm a cat and I eat you... blaugh I wish my parents didn't think I need a babysitter Granted but now they think you need to go to military school
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:53 am
You didn't make a wish stare
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:55 am
I wish my art teacher would give me a break...
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:09 am
Granted. You're having a break with a Kit-Kat Bar!
I wish that the girl I saw yesterday would leave whoever she's with and go out with meeeee! ANd then we can have a good time and whatnot, and all that nice jazz. =D
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:13 am
Granted. The girl turns out to be a guy. He mugs you and leaves you for dead.
I wish i could have every album of every band i like (you just can't find the money....or find the torrents these days)
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:20 am
Granted. Too bad you only like the Backstreet boys, Hanson, and Britney Spears.
I wish I could go back to sleep -_-;
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:24 am
Granted....but you have a nightmare...and you wake up...and it was real. You now must spend eternity burning in hell whee
I wish my mom would sniff some chloroform...
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:32 am
darkfire_of_destruction Granted....but you have a nightmare...and you wake up...and it was real. You now must spend eternity burning in hell whee I wish my mom would sniff some chloroform...
Granted. But it accidentally happened to be mutated chloroform, giving her the superpower to b***h at you in a hellstorm of fury
I wish I didnt have to wake up at 10 ******** am!!!
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:37 am
Granted, you now have to wake up at 6:30am like me stare
I wish college started later in the day.
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:14 pm
Granted. It now starts at 11:59 PM and it's a three hour long class. (Sidenote there was a college class section that met from midnight until 2 am, no kidding.)
I wish my college would start earlier so I could have a permanent address.
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:08 pm
I wish my college would start earlier so I could have a permanent address.
Granted, but college then never closes, resulting in you remaining there for the rest of your life.
I wish i was an evil overlord xd
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