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 Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 12:58 pm
I put on the shirt and am stuck by the safety pin. I get tetanus and die a slow painful death.
I drop a box of Milk Duds.
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 4:30 pm
I pick up the milk duds and start eating them, but my filling falls out and I swallow it. I choke and die.
I drop an angry wolf
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 7:29 pm
Since my dog breeding aunt taught me how to tame a dog quickly, I calm the dog down, then turn it on people i thought were my friends. One of the survivors come after me with a 9mm gun and shoot me in the hurtful spots, making me die slowly.
I drop my new ridiculous lime green safari socks I love you Mirinda. I'll always be there for you
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:36 am
I put on the new lime green socks and I am promptly beat to death by the fashion police.
I drop an Elephant.
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 4:46 pm
I befriend the elephant and it puts me on its back with its truck. We run around the world, stomping all the world leaders. Everyone becomes afraid and worships me. However, a terrorist comes and blows up my palace. Lucily I am not around, but it causes an uprising of terrorists, and I am assasinated.
I drop the apple my puppy is eating0.o
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 6:34 pm
I pick up the apple and take a bite. I die of rabies shortly later....
I drop Katelyn I love you Mirinda. I'll always be there for you
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 1:52 pm
Katelyn lands on my foot and I tell her to get off. She promptly beats me to death with a handful of wet noodles.
I drop a bowl of wet noodles.
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 7:18 pm
Katelyn probably would kill you with a handful of wet noodles....shes crazy.
I pick up the bowl of wet noodles and sniff them. I die soon after because a dead skunk was in the bowl.
I leave behind Relient K I love you Mirinda. I'll always be there for you
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 7:57 pm
I start talking to Relient K. They're pretty cool, and give me tickets to the Warped Tour. I get trampled in a mosh pit...
I drop my shoe. It's a Vans shoe ironically enough.
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 6:38 am
*looks at paige's post style* T-T THAT'S SO... BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE YOU TOO LITTLE SISTER!
I pick up the shoe thinking its mine and put it on. I step on a scorpion that crawled inside the shoe. it stings me and I die from the poison. O_O;;
I drop 5 scorpions.
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 6:52 am
Glad you do.
I pick up the scorpions being the daredevil i am. I cut off their stinger thingy and eat them(wtf). I die shortly after of food poisoning.
I leave behind the five kittens my cat had thursday morning I love you Mirinda. I'll always be there for you
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 7:03 am
I die from how cute they are.
I drop a mirror frame with pieces of a shattered mirror inside of it.
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 7:09 am
I realize its the one that Mindy broke, and i hit it over and over, cursing. I die of blood loss because it cuts my hands to hell.
I drop my softball bat.
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 2:10 pm
The softball bat lands on a trampoline and bounces half way across town where it smacks me in the head: breaking my neck.
I drop a tennis ball.
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 9:29 am
I pick up the tennis ball and a rabid dog kills me because i touched his balls.(haha)
I drop a rabid dog. I love you Mirinda. I'll always be there for you
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