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 Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:06 pm
*Incorporate gay lisp*
Draco: Oh my god no way.
Ron: No, sweety, it's just not working.
Draco: I'm totally right on this one huh Ronny?
Ron: Ohmagosh you could not be more right.
Draco: Oh, oh look here he comes.
Ron: Well should I tell him or do you want to sweetcakes?
Draco: I better tell him, it'll sound better coming from me.
Hermione: Hey girlfriends, what are we talking about?
Ron: Wait Hermione for just a second.
(Harry approaches)
Draco: Harry, this is so hard for me to say *turns to Ron*
Ron: *Nods with sympathetic expression*
Draco: Harry, Harry you just mean so much to me, I just have to tell you: those robes are just not working for you my love.
Ron: *Shakes head then says softly* No...no.
Hermione: Oh Harry, I have to go with them this time, they really aren't.
Harry:W...W-What?
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:33 pm
Hagrid- "Why would I ever want a DRAGON? They're scary. No. No, I'm much happier with my fluffy little bunny."
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:42 pm
Lucius: Oh my GOD I freaking love those muggle-borns! They are just SO awesome. Draco, make friends with them.
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:30 pm
Sirius- "Harry, your parents were dumb losers. Don't even bother trying to avenge them, 'cause you're just a loser yourself. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:19 pm
Hermione: *Burps* Damn dude, I'm so not doing the homework. It's just a waste of my time... *Pulls out cigar*
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:40 pm
oh wow! That was great!
Voldemort: "What shall we do tonight, Master?"
Wormtail: "The same thing we do every night, Voldy. Try to take over the world."
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:11 pm
Pansy Parkinson: *Swoons* Weasley is MY king.
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:23 pm
Malfoy grabbing Parkinson's robes after that last comment- "NO! HE IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE MY KING!" Then slaps her.
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:47 pm
(LMAO Nice)
Snape: Back off Malfoy! Weasley is my king, straight up. Mmmmhmmmm. *snaps*
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:53 am
Harry and Ron turn to see the fight that has erupted among everyone over Ron.
Harry: "Come on, Ronie, let's go. They all know that you're MY king."
Ron: "Sorry, Harry. Wormtail just called. See ya!"
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:33 pm
(Hah oh my god, that's gross XD)
Voldemort's snake (Nagini?): What's crackin' yall?
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 5:35 pm
Luna: i know that Crumple-Horned Snorkack dont exist
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:56 pm
Filch: Free ice cream for the students!!!
Umbridge: Well here, let me help you with that Filch! Only the best for my lovely little students!
Harry, Ron and Hermione: We love you Umbridge!!!
Draco: Stupid woman. I'll have my dad get you fired!!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:02 pm
Neville to any girl in the school other than luna: Will u go on a date with me
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:28 pm
Luna: Whips out pimp hat and cane* I'm bringin' sexy back!
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