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 Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:33 pm
Granted. You cook a seven course meal that is heavenly and so you do a banquet for your closest friends...but they eat so much that they become obese and gain 500lbs rendering them unable to move and they all die of heart attacks.
I wish I could afford to get my clothing accessories line up again (irl).
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:09 am
Granted! But then you become so obsessed with accessories you completely neglect thinking about any other type of clothing item.. to the point where you only remember to wear accessories yourself - and nothing else.
I wish my dog wouldn't bark so much at the little dog across the street. (even though it's a little nasty yippy thing that probably deserves it)
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:51 pm
Camwen Granted! But then you become so obsessed with accessories you completely neglect thinking about any other type of clothing item.. to the point where you only remember to wear accessories yourself - and nothing else. I wish my dog wouldn't bark so much at the little dog across the street. (even though it's a little nasty yippy thing that probably deserves it) Granted...but now it cannot bark at all. twisted I wish I could go back in time and go to FanExpo to visit the Gaia exhibit.
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:14 pm
humble_gypsy_traveller Camwen Granted! But then you become so obsessed with accessories you completely neglect thinking about any other type of clothing item.. to the point where you only remember to wear accessories yourself - and nothing else. I wish my dog wouldn't bark so much at the little dog across the street. (even though it's a little nasty yippy thing that probably deserves it) Granted...but now it cannot bark at all. twisted I wish I could go back in time and go to FanExpo to visit the Gaia exhibit. Granted! But they won't give you a ticket because you have future-money. I wish I did not have to take expensive cholesterol medications.
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:46 pm
Exxos humble_gypsy_traveller Camwen Granted! But then you become so obsessed with accessories you completely neglect thinking about any other type of clothing item.. to the point where you only remember to wear accessories yourself - and nothing else. I wish my dog wouldn't bark so much at the little dog across the street. (even though it's a little nasty yippy thing that probably deserves it) Granted...but now it cannot bark at all. twisted I wish I could go back in time and go to FanExpo to visit the Gaia exhibit. Granted! But they won't give you a ticket because you have future-money. I wish I did not have to take expensive cholesterol medications. Granted! However now you have been prescribed more affordable generic medication that is secretly placebos. Rendering you sensitive to multiple heart attacks that eventually paralyze you fully disabled of your cardiovascular functions from the neck down. Finally, you are assigned aid from a nurse who is a**l retentive, egotistical beyond all morals and assists you only when they see fit...which is NEVER! Bwaha!
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:52 pm
I wish that my family was more aware of my disability and more concerned for me as to help me sort out my life better. Also, I wish that my disability case worker would have the smarts to help me handle my finances better so I don't do things like write two rent checks for the same month! scream
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:21 am
humble_gypsy_traveller I wish that my family was more aware of my disability and more concerned for me as to help me sort out my life better. Also, I wish that my disability case worker would have the smarts to help me handle my finances better so I don't do things like write two rent checks for the same month! scream Granted! Your entire family moves in with you and helps with every single action you take. You never again get a moment to yourself. You can't even use the toilet by yourself and they watch you while you sleep! ninja I wish the weeds weren't so prolific in my garden.
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:30 am
Camwen humble_gypsy_traveller I wish that my family was more aware of my disability and more concerned for me as to help me sort out my life better. Also, I wish that my disability case worker would have the smarts to help me handle my finances better so I don't do things like write two rent checks for the same month! scream Granted! Your entire family moves in with you and helps with every single action you take. You never again get a moment to yourself. You can't even use the toilet by yourself and they watch you while you sleep! ninja I wish the weeds weren't so prolific in my garden. Granted...you buy a super fertilizer that kills all the weeds...problem solved. Oh but wait...you didn't know that it was so strong that it killed all the good nutrients in all the soil...so EVERYTHING DIES along with the weeds...no more grass, no more pretty flowers and the fert renders the ground a barren scene where nothing can grow EVER AGAIN!!! Bwahaha! rofl heart heart I wish my single life was over...I don't want a relationship again...but I want a pretty date at least twice a week.
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:30 am
humble_gypsy_traveller I wish my single life was over...I don't want a relationship again...but I want a pretty date at least twice a week. Granted! An acquaintance of yours gets a new job that involves travel twice a week and needs you to watch her beautiful cat each time she's out of town. I wish I was more handy with fixing things around the house.
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 11:16 am
Camwen humble_gypsy_traveller I wish my single life was over...I don't want a relationship again...but I want a pretty date at least twice a week. Granted! An acquaintance of yours gets a new job that involves travel twice a week and needs you to watch her beautiful cat each time she's out of town. I wish I was more handy with fixing things around the house. Um, sorry not into animals. You're an evil woman! Granted...you turn into Bob Vela and are soo good at fixing things...but you have an affinity for plumber butt and like a man, start fixing things that aren't broken but you can't help "improving" them....ehehhehe. I wish my social dating life was better and I don't keep ending up with superficial crazy dates.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:33 am
humble_gypsy_traveller I wish my social dating life was better and I don't keep ending up with superficial crazy dates. Your wish has been granted and you are now dating men who put women on a pedestal...literally..hope you can get down. I wish that my bills were low and my cash was high.
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