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Those dreams were great. Especially the one in the court room. XD


And I had another dream. Now, I have to explain HOW it came to be, and I might turn it into a fanfic..

I was looking at the picture edit thread, and I saw the one of Serj looking like a fairy...So here's my dream.



Serj was sitting in my basement, watching Shavo and Daron play Twister on the floor, humming innocently to himself. I have no idea what John was doing, but I think Abby might have been mauling him.

"Right hand on red, ********!" yelled Shavo.

"Don't call me a ********, ********!" said Daron, promptly kicking Shavo.

"Don't kick me, ******** then they started to fight, and it was a big cloud-dustball thing you see in cartoons, and then Daron picked up a poolstick from the mini pool table and started swinging. Somehow, he ended up hitting Serj in the face, knocking a tooth out.

"GAAAH! I HATE YOU!!" he wailed, and suddenly he had a shirt with "I Like Emo Kids" on it, really really tight jeans, and eyeliner. He took his tooth and ran upstairs, and it wasn't my house anymore..It was a weird barracks type place, with bunkbeds. Serj flopped on his bed, and shoved his tooth under his pillow.

"You believe in the tooth fairy?" asked John, suddenly there.

"DUH."

Suddenly, Kristin, Lindsay and I were there.

"OMG, It's Patrick Stump!" squealed Kristin, pointing to Serj.

"No, That's Serj..In...Emo..clothes..." I said, averting my eyes.

"Oh. Ew."

I punched her, and she started to cry. {Gawd, I'm SO mean to my friends.}

"I knew that!" Lindsay said happily, and John gave her a cookie for knowing who Serj was. I mean, that's a big thing for her. She's all Fall Out Boy/Panic! AT The Disco and such. She never would have discovered the joy of System if it wasn't for moi...XD Now, onto the dream.

Suddenly it was nightime, and Daron came up on a pogo stick, followed by Shavo.

"Dude, you look like a pansy," said Shavo to Serj, who was crying on his pillow.

"SHUT UP!"

And then we all went to sleep. The toothfairy came in through the window and tried to take Serj's tooth for a quarter.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! RAPIST! AAAAAHHH!" he screamed, strangling the toothfairy.

Daron woke up and watched the scene. And it was dark, so he really couldn't tell what's going on.

"What the ******** is Serj doing to the toothfairy?" Daron mumbled.

"I dunno, but I wanna get the camera," said Shavo.

"Do you ever feel like you're taking up space?" asked John to me, Kristin and Lindsay.

"Yep," we said.

So Serj had finished strangling the toothfairy, but she wasn't dead. And we were in a hospital.

"Damn you, Serj...With yer music," grumbled the fairy. "Now take off your shirt."

"That's like asking Bush to stop being stupid. It doesn't work." said Serj, all serious.

"I SAID TAKE OFF THE GODDAMN SHIRT!"

He wibbled, and took off his shirt, with a black "CENSORED" bar over his nekkid self. Well..Upper..self.

The toothfairy took out a marker and drew 2 straight lines on his back, and wings sprouted.




And then my sister woke me up...;_;

Of course. I have to work out some details, but I wanna write it. Mainly 'cause there aren't any, to my knowledge, fanfics starring Serj...Or John..Or Shavo...^^;;

Yeah. That was an edit. I showed it to my friend, and I said: The Sexy Toothfairy..Holy s**t! That's such a good fic idea. And I didn't know how to start it, and then I had my dream...Weird.