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The Second Coming of the Dark Grunny Magic

It was the same barren plain. Same darkness. Different warriors.

On one side, a cloaked, serious faced man. On the other, a sorceress clad in scantly clothes, armed with only a book. The sorceress immediately started to chant a spell, and out of no-where, shadowed spikes spewed out of her back like a mere child who had consumed too much confectionery at one's party. The spikes aimed for the serious man, and hit their target. Blood poured from his wounds, as the spikes hit all the major arteries. Without a second thought, the sorceress chanted again, this time, bringing forth a portal of the darkness right behind this man, and it consumed him all. Before the portal closed, the Steam Punk's companion, the Oh My Gumball, flew out, and was paralyzed. The sorceress just cackled, and said to herself, "The Master Grunny will be pleased." Then, she took the Oh My Gumball, and disappeared from sight.

tl;dr, Orphie.

Keg.

He stood, waiting for his opponent to show his face, but Rusti couldn't see him anywhere. He glanced around before hearing a horrible shreik. The noise came from the sky! Rusti looked up and gasped right before being stabbed in the stomach with Tonberry's massive claws. Rusti's eyes were gouged out by the gigantic black beak that constantly attacked him. With one final snap, Tonberry bit off Rusti's head.

Tonberry.

(I am a guy...How is that hard to remember?)

I have to say that Kiski wins due to a very large axe.

Squabbling Among the Ranks

Within the hidden guild house of the Master Grunny, there was trouble afoot. Someone had turned against the lot. A crazed, bird-like man, was under cover, trying to find some information on this secluded group. However, unknown to him, an elite ninja was hiding in the shadows; her dark tentacles at the ready. She stepped out of the darkness, and spoke, "Well, well, well, what do we have here? A spy? I'll turn you into a roast chicken, you cowering thief!" The raven man was stunned. How did he get found out? He would never know, as the elite ninja quickly disposed of him, with her almost god-like reflexes, and her barbed tentacles, piercing through the heart of this spy. Security would have to be uplifted.

Turtle

Dragn because S-dude used "founded out".

Zombie is a zombie. He wins, case closed.