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 Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:17 am
Streamjumper Jezz Shirokori Streamjumper *slithers ever closer... through the air* Ew, Something is slithering. *whaps it with a Bible* -WHAP- *does it again because it makes me feel good* -WHAPWHAP- *melts the bible with evil aura before reappearing in full horrific glory* GROOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!*makes a playful stab with venom-dripping tail* OH HELL NO, Now what kind of Ghetto s**t is this? *Whaps Tail away with spare Bible* Gonna drip s**t at me I DON'T THINK SO>
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:18 am
Jezz Shirokori Swirly Fishcake Jezz Shirokori FanFicGuru HO s**t! IT'S THE STREAMIGATOR! *sound sirens* *blinks slowly* What? *Recoils and drops bible while raising hands to look at what now coats her. Sniffs and pulls hands away from nose quickly and looks at Fishcake with a raised brow * Is�this Gray Poupon? You covered me in Gray Poupon?! *Picks her Bible back up and proceeds to beat Fishcake silly with it * *decides to allow the seasonings time to seep into the meat while enjoying the dinner show* *sits back on haunches and drools acidic spittle as he watches the entertainment... and knits potholders*
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:19 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:20 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:22 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:24 am
BouncingWhiteFerret BouncingWhiteFerret Jezz Shirokori Swirly Fishcake Jezz Shirokori FanFicGuru HO s**t! IT'S THE STREAMIGATOR! *sound sirens* *blinks slowly* What? *Recoils and drops bible while raising hands to look at what now coats her. Sniffs and pulls hands away from nose quickly and looks at Fishcake with a raised brow * Is�this Gray Poupon? You covered me in Gray Poupon?! *Picks her Bible back up and proceeds to beat Fishcake silly with it * Yes... I did get my mules mixed up. Stop staring at me! gonk (ROFLMAO, I will pretend its Fishcake anyway) ....are you garnishing me?! DAMN YOU *stomps into the ground* >/
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:24 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:27 am
*while enjoying the alternating show and enjoyable sensation of being struck with a bible, the Streamigator hesitates to toss a few scraps of tattered pages of some kind of leather inked in a sickly brownish text*
"...it slithers, flutters, attacks, constricts, envenomates, marinates, bites, devours, self-detonates, salts the earth, and speaks. And knits.
Not so much on command as on passing whim. Most people don't want to see any of them. Hell, most don't survive seeing any of them...."
"...The killing/preparation lobe of a Streamigator's brain accounts for almost all of the 80% not dedicated towards conscious thought... and a significant chunk of the conscious part focusses primarily on killing and eating anyways.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:27 am
Jezz Shirokori BouncingWhiteFerret Yes... I did get my mules mixed up. Stop staring at me! gonk (ROFLMAO, I will pretend its Fishcake anyway) ....are you garnishing me?! DAMN YOU *stomps into the ground* >/ *goes back to drawing her HP hare... but not before sticking a sprig of parsley behind Jezz's ear* ninja
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:28 am
BouncingWhiteFerret Pheonix315 BouncingWhiteFerret BouncingWhiteFerret Jezz Shirokori Swirly Fishcake Jezz Shirokori FanFicGuru HO s**t! IT'S THE STREAMIGATOR! *sound sirens* *blinks slowly* What? *Recoils and drops bible while raising hands to look at what now coats her. Sniffs and pulls hands away from nose quickly and looks at Fishcake with a raised brow * Is�this Gray Poupon? You covered me in Gray Poupon?! *Picks her Bible back up and proceeds to beat Fishcake silly with it * Yes... I did get my mules mixed up. Stop staring at me! gonk Hehe. I don't get my mules mixed up. I switch them on purpose. twisted
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:30 am
Cariss Hehe. I don't get my mules mixed up. I switch them on purpose. twisted I hate you all! gonk
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:31 am
BouncingWhiteFerret Cariss Hehe. I don't get my mules mixed up. I switch them on purpose. twisted I hate you all! gonk *hurls into the sun*
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:32 am
BouncingWhiteFerret Cariss Hehe. I don't get my mules mixed up. I switch them on purpose. twisted I hate you all! gonk
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:33 am
Cariss Hehe. I don't get my mules mixed up. I switch them on purpose. twisted ... You've changed your hair. surprised
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:35 am
Streamjumper *while enjoying the alternating show and enjoyable sensation of being struck with a bible, the Streamigator hesitates to toss a few scraps of tattered pages of some kind of leather inked in a sickly brownish text* "...it slithers, flutters, attacks, constricts, envenomates, marinates, bites, devours, self-detonates, salts the earth, and speaks. And knits.
Not so much on command as on passing whim. Most people don't want to see any of them. Hell, most don't survive seeing any of them...."
"...The killing/preparation lobe of a Streamigator's brain accounts for almost all of the 80% not dedicated towards conscious thought... and a significant chunk of the conscious part focusses primarily on killing and eating anyways.*Picking the bits of the text and, Reading carefully a few times before looking up and blinking, at (Nabs).* "Now what kind of s**t is this? Now I need to get all official..." *Sighs a little and pulls from hip strap a 9mm, to which I raise shoulder level and steady with my left hand, then, I carefully aim * "ON THE GROUND, NOW! CLASP YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD! ON THE GROUND! >O"
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