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EejitFeckles

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:58 pm


We went to the movies on Tuesday, and after ten minutes of the movie starting a group of teenagers walked in and sat in the row in front of me. Girl#1 sat in the middle of the row. Boy #2 sat one chair away from her and Boy#1 sat one chair away from him. (I'm numbering them in order of importance)
So, Boy#1 was uneased in his chair and started to look around the theater and felt no shame in talking loudly to Boy#2. I tried not to look right at him, but I could see him moving from my peripherals. About ten minutes after them settling in their seats, Boy#2 got up, pulled up his pants [but didn't manage to cover up his boxers] and left the theater room.
At some point, Girl#2, who was sitting about 3 chairs away from Girl#1 away from Boy#1 and Boy#2, got a phone call, and she HAD TO ANSWER IT IN THE ROOM. That's when Girl#1 started whispering loudly to Boy#1, who then got up and sat right next to her. After about 5 minutes, Boy#2 came back and sat one chair away from Boy#1, then began whispering to him, forcing Boy#1 to get up and sit 2 chairs away from Boy#2.
After a minute, Boy#1 got up and sat in the back, but I didn't turn my head--I just focused on the screen and thought, "Hopefully that's the end of that." BUT IT WASN'T!
Girl#1 looked worried about Boy#1, forcing Boy#2 to go to the back of the theater, after pulling up his pants, and coming back with Boy#1, who sat 3 chairs away from Boy#2, who sat 2 chairs away from Girl#1, who kept looking at Boy#1. >:/
Then, Boy#1 decides to sit in MY row, and sit 2 chairs away from me, where he remained the rest of the movie. gonk
Then, the strip club scene came and the strippers were dancing, and the boy started moaning and saying, "aw, yeah" and my mom looked at him and saw his hand moving. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING. I IGNORED HIM AND COVERED MY MOUTH, BECAUSE SOMEONE BEHIND ME COUGHED A GOOD ONE.
Then when the movie ended, that whole group of teenagers stood up and left faster than you can say, "That was a great movie."

I hate teenagers.

EDITed:
Sorry that this is a long post. I just needed to share that. emo
PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:16 pm


What movie has the strippers? I wanna see it.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:23 pm


Wyrn
What movie has the strippers? I wanna see it.

Ditto.

I wasn't gonna read Jojo's long post until I skimmed over the masturbation bit. That's the first thing to look for in any kinda interesting story.
PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:29 pm


I would hope you've read some greek myths then. I loved Hercule's story, but I want start on Dante's inferno sometime this week. Plenty of pro-catholic propaganda, but I'd never read it in high school. I loved the opening words to the first paragraph.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:30 pm


Wyrn
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I'm going to assume I'm not a candidate for head-bashing (most of the time)? D:


Course not. You actually don't speak out of your a**.

Time for a good spanking then.
PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:41 pm


X_of_Pentacles
I would hope you've read some greek myths then. I loved Hercule's story, but I want start on Dante's inferno sometime this week. Plenty of pro-catholic propaganda, but I'd never read it in high school. I loved the opening words to the first paragraph.

I didn't read Dante's Inferno, but I do know the story, thanks to these paintings that told the story. razz

-The movie with the stripper scene was Date Night. biggrin

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:06 pm


My guess was Zombie Strippers.
PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:25 pm


o w o strippers.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:23 am


I stick with Blues Brothers if I want to see that. BB features jazz and blind men who inspired Hanson.

Runnin' round on SS Bootsnake and I really need to find a better set of solo rings.-.-'
PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:39 am


Blech, what is wrong with kids these days? Do they not understand the concept of sitting quietly through a movie in the theatre?

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:47 am


X_of_Pentacles
I stick with Blues Brothers if I want to see that. BB features jazz and blind men who inspired Hanson.

Runnin' round on SS Bootsnake and I really need to find a better set of solo rings.-.-'

I MIGHT see Blues Brothers. My mom doesn't like the Belushi dude, therefore I'm not supposed to like him, either. :/
PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:49 am


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Blech, what is wrong with kids these days? Do they not understand the concept of sitting quietly through a movie in the theatre?

If my kid turned out like that, I'm gonna be so disappointed. emo Then smack him...well, not really. ;3

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:05 am


See it! It's got inspiration for Hanson,
angry spouses carrying shotguns,
Suited singers walking in spotlights to a beat..(2:02)
Possessed Men on missions from God*1:54
Car chases set to Bethoven..

It's just a fun movie!
PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:13 am


EejitFeckles
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Blech, what is wrong with kids these days? Do they not understand the concept of sitting quietly through a movie in the theatre?

If my kid turned out like that, I'm gonna be so disappointed. emo Then smack him...well, not really. ;3


Train them young. I was sitting infront of a kid, who kept kicking my seat, and talking loudly. I would have taken his a** out, told him, 'sorry, we're not finishing the movie, and you now have to sit and wait until it is over. You're brother and Grandmother will be out later.' Then sit in the lobby until it was over.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:22 am


If I ever have kids, they are going to hate me.

I do not accept rudeness from anyone.
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