Apparently, by coincidence and a plot twist, the Main Girl and Main Boy are both named Alex Reyes (pretty common Filipino first names and surnames).
Alex Girl: Listen to what your heart's saying. It will never lie.
Narrator: Her heart desires a happy family...
Normal Mom: This is getting tiring.
Normal Dad: What do you want me to do?
Normal Mom: What are you SUPPOSED to do?
Alex Girl: Nice. They've learned how to argue without the customers noticing.
Narrator: His heart wishes for a complete one...
Rich Dad: Are you talking... divorce?
Rich Mom: It's pretty much the same, isn't it? You're there, I'm here.
Narrator: And as they reach for their dreams...
Alex Boy: Whoa! Whoa!
Alex Girl: Hey!
This guy doesn't know how to look-
It's only wheel to wheel, right? No damage! And there's no blood! So... there's no need for a police report!
Narrator: ...they find each other.
Alex Boy: I wanted to invite you to join a biking competition.
Alex Girl: If you want to excel and succeed at something, you need 100% concentration.
Alex Boy: But that IS what I'm doing!
So why is it you've been single since birth?
Alex Girl: I wish you'd put a brake on your questions!
(SasuSaku cosplay)
Alex Boy: Romeo, Juliet!
Alex Girl: Wha-?
(end cosplay)
Alex Boy: Aren't you curious to find out what else we have in common?
Alex Girl: What are we, really?
Alex Boy: We're like a bicycle. We're Wheels 1 and 2. The bike won't work if one is missing.
Narrator: But as their hearts come together...
Alex Girl: Check out what my dad is wearing! It's those (*couldn't hear*) jeans!
Alex Boy: Hey. That's my mom.
Are you... having an affair with him?
Narrator: Their families come in between.
Alex Boy: Alex, I'm having problems at home!
Alex Girl: You're not the only one in this world who has problems!
Alex Boy: WE have a problem! My mom, and your dad.
Alex Girl: What's your relationship with Alex's dad?
Narrator: Star Cinema proudly brings to the silver screen... this generation's hottest love team (Tenchan note: not to me). Gerald Anderson, Kim Chiu...
Alex Girl: The bike can brake, a cellphone battery can run low. So how come the heart can't be stopped?
Narrator: Will it be the ones you love... or the one who loves you?
Alex Boy: Alex, I know I made a lot of mistakes with you. Alex, I'm sorry!
Alex Girl: You're just a nightmare that I can easily forget! I'm going to live happily, Alex, because my life doesn't revolve around just you!
Narrator: Love means never having to choose.
Alex Girl: You're always asking me... why I've never had a boyfriend. Now... I know why.