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 Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:38 am
Jaeger_Ayers BUT IT DOESN'T END THERE FOLKS! The following evening found me at Wendy's picking up dinner for the very hormonal missus, who in fact called me while I was at the counter to make sure I got the order right. Me: "Sorry about that, but she's got serious cravings. She's having twins." Girl behind the counter who was COMPLETELY SERIOUS: (Turning to the manager) "How you get pregnant with twins?" The Manager: (without missing a beat) "You have to do it upsidedown." Now the girl's looking at me with a shocked look on her face. Me: "That's how I roll."
1. A 2' long yard stick
2. Grease pencil sharperner
3. Tube of elbow grease
Sadly, the dumb b***h never caught on...ever!
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:40 am
*joins a** shaking party, resists humming "Milkshake."*
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:41 am
Greer Nelson Jaeger_Ayers BUT IT DOESN'T END THERE FOLKS! The following evening found me at Wendy's picking up dinner for the very hormonal missus, who in fact called me while I was at the counter to make sure I got the order right. Me: "Sorry about that, but she's got serious cravings. She's having twins." Girl behind the counter who was COMPLETELY SERIOUS: (Turning to the manager) "How you get pregnant with twins?" The Manager: (without missing a beat) "You have to do it upsidedown." Now the girl's looking at me with a shocked look on her face. Me: "That's how I roll."
1. A 2' long yard stick
2. Grease pencil sharperner
3. Tube of elbow grease
Sadly, the dumb b***h never caught on...ever!Can you go get me a box of grid squares and some chemlight batteries?
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:49 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:51 am
*looks the pic over*
You have elf ears. And clean up your room! scream heart
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:52 am
Virgil Hawkins *joins a** shaking party, resists humming "Milkshake."* *Hands him his official UASA membership card!* Only official members and Sponsers can pass them out!
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:53 am
Greer Nelson *looks the pic over*
You have elf ears. And clean up your room! scream heart
Messy Room!
Mines no better. sad
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:54 am
Greer Nelson *looks the pic over*
You have elf ears. And clean up your room! scream heart
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:55 am
I'm still unpacking from my move. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:55 am
Pietro Django Maximoff Greer Nelson *looks the pic over*
You have elf ears. And clean up your room! scream heart
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:56 am
I told him to stay out of dark alleys.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:00 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:10 am
Jaeger_Ayers Marc_Spector Jaeger_Ayers Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork. Whatever happened to showing up, lining up and chopping socky? Oh yeah, I grew up. Boy, that was a dumb idea. rolleyes Well, it's official, I'm being recommended by the president of the International Seishinkai Karate union for membership in the Dai Nippon Butoku Kai. Essentually, this means I'm in for another whuppin'. I get to the other side successfully then, and this isn't to sound dramatic, officially anyone who questions my martial arts credentials won't have a leg to stand on. I've been invited to the Chop-socky Good Ol' Boys club. cool ain't it fun? can't be as bad as when they made me dad shihan, though. Yeah, my ol' man is a shihan as well. I got shihan-dai a while back. that's dynamite. I myself havn't trained seriously in a while though. I really need to get back to it. besides, I miss wearing my hakama.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:13 am
....*shakes his money maker as well*
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:30 pm
*shakes booty with expert poise and grace*
..although Father Blood Drench Robo Crush has previously shook boot-ay wiithin the confines of the Bistro, it's always nice to be official. 3nodding
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