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 Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:37 pm
Inside tuba jokes-
1. Weeeeeewoooonnnnkkkk- sound a sousaphone makes when they fall on their butts not marching backwards properly . I would know.... (rubs butt in pain) sweatdrop
2. OMG!! Look at your dents!!!- 11th grade we get brand-new silver sousaphones. leave it to me to start making huge-a** dents in mine. redface
3. cloud watching- last couple of sets of learning our show, the tubas move only once so we just sat back and watched the clouds. smile
4. The turtle- one of our freshmen sousas, clint, fell down during a rotation drill and couldn't get up and waddled like a turtle on the ground for a couple of minutes. rofl
band joke- Demons (our mascot) what is our profession! HUH!HUH!HUH!
some thing related to 300 i guess. pirate
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:21 pm
"Don't be ghetto!"
"She's gonna die of air!"
"What the God's name are you doing with the sticks on the wall?!"
"My name's not Willie."
"Put that in your pipe and smoke it."
"She was a klepto. Fo shepto."
*arm movements*
"Jiminy Christmas!"
"It's all about the children."
"Jiminy..."
"Jeezy peezy holy moly!"
Those are only some of the many band quotes that me and my friend Kelsey wrote on our music whenever something funny was said. When our band director found the piece he was crackin up so bad haha!
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:21 pm
Our B.D.'s nickname is Chuckles Bukles. domokun
One of our band cabinets is called Narnia because we jammed our mallet player into it and he yelled " I'M IN NAAAAAAAARNIA!"
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:48 pm
there is this guy in band who's myspace name was captain zach for life
after he told me that i started calling him Captain Zach and it spawned a whole lot of penus jokes
ex: come to captain zachs crab shop for a full serving of captain zachs crabs.
ex: if you sail on captain zachs ship be careful or you will end up walking the plank
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:05 pm
Im going to waffle him. I dont know how. But I will. xd its too big of an ij to pronounce.
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:28 am
We have one.....well just the four out of the five saxaphones in the band. we call our third saxaphone Superboy and our band conductor Superman....lol it's hilarious..... it's a long story though.....
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:27 am
mr. waller the band director says
1. CAN I GET A KOLAID MAN??!!!!
and we all yell, OH YEA....he says it loosens the judges up.
2. he will yell, SHARK BAIT!!
and we all say, O HA HA!!!!!
he's loads of fun xd
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:32 am
This is how color guard teaches nubs where the front is: "Your boobies should face this way!"
"BALDINOS!" and I refuse to share this one. =.=
"More then a color guard trophy, right guys?!"
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:45 am
lets see
1) Lay off marijuanna
2) Get out of the Sandbox
3) leroy
4)dub g
5) Drum Major perculator
6) Poptarts
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:38 am
8th grade band director, to percussion: wow! ur even better at playing completely random stuff than the high school marching band kids! (that year their show was "flight" and at one part drums played randomy stuff to sound like....something i forget)
we're gonna throw cupcakes at Dartmouth.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:13 am
"Ghetto Sousas!"
Two of our band's three sousas last year had cracked bells that they used for practice and duct taped so they wouldn't rattle or anything
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:32 pm
Oh!I know one that's pretty popular in my band:
The Band Battles!!!
Story: My friends and I were playing around in band and others were joining in pretty quickly.Soon,everyone was pretending to fight one another with their instruments. (At the time I was a flute player and was stuck in a duel with my other flute playing friend). In short,my band teacher came in and was shocked.We played through the class,but when he said we could do what we wanted with the spare time left in class,we got back into the 'epic battle'.So now we all pretty much do it whenever he says we can do what we want with our free time.lol
I won't tell you the others because they're pretty hard to explain.
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:02 pm
Once, somebody came up before a contest and said something like, "Okay, it's Chavez, right?"
xD Her name is NOT Chavez, at all, they sound a bit similar, but that's not it.
so we occasionally call her Chavez now.
OH YES. and in one drill, we bobbed our heads in different directions. With our hats and plumes on, though, on the video it looks like a bunch of birds with feathers bobbing around. xD
So we called it the Chicken Visual.
There's also sets we named:
The three-legged octupus
The three-legged octopus THE SEQUEL (next year xD)
the contact (lens, it was based off the design of a contact lens logo)
The Riverwind Casino (another logo)
The Diagonal (not just any diagonal, THE diagonal, we told the crowd to cheer whenever they saw it)
and many more...
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:39 pm
hmm.where do i begin? well, there's the joke about our band director having a twin brother and sister. we call his sister she-who-must-not-be-named because we never see her and his brother is named Frank(which is really just him with a beard). Another joke is how a lot of us in the band propose to each other, last year i proposed to my friend and now we call each other wifey.
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:16 pm
Dont be a michah or sachio xylophone clairinets and drummers how wude (rude) .... thinks he teaches band
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