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 Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 2:05 pm
Leeta7 this istn really a quote but my dad sent this to me and i thought it was really funny! Lost Mommy - Mormon humor A little girl and her mother went shopping in a very large mall one afternoon. After being in a major store for some time the little girl grew tired and sat down on the floor to wait for her mother to finish the shopping. While she watched the people moving around her, the little girl's mother moved on to another part of the department not knowing that the little girl didn't follow her. Soon the little girl realized that her mother was nowhere to be seen and she started to cry. One of the clerks soon heard her and came to ask her why she was crying. The little girl sobbingly told her that she had lost her mommy. The clerk took her by the hand and they set out to find the lost mommy. After a few minutes had gone by the clerk had an idea. She asked the little girl if she thought that her mommy would recognize her voice, and the little girl nodded her head. The store clerk took her to the counter and lifted her up so that she could reach the microphone for the store PA system. The clerk told her to talk into the mike and her mother would hear her voice and come to get her. The sweet little girl held the mike close to her face and with tears running down her cheeks and a sob in her voice she said "I would like to bear my Testimony..." That's soo cute!!!!
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 4:56 pm
bout what? I won't give away the movie, i'm not like that!.
Guy at premeir: Your a worthy opponent.....for a girl, i mean.
Me: narrows eyes and raises padded weapon* Nether round?
(( i lost the first round cause he had a longer weapon and took out my legs but on the second round i paried all his thrusts and chased him around the parking lot.))
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 5:03 pm
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... well, more like last week in Provo -- the beginning of CTR Wars on divinecomedy.net
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 8:32 pm
heart why do I have a feeling that we've picked up another pathetic life form? heart
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:37 pm
KittenFreak1986 Leeta7 this istn really a quote but my dad sent this to me and i thought it was really funny! Lost Mommy - Mormon humor A little girl and her mother went shopping in a very large mall one afternoon. After being in a major store for some time the little girl grew tired and sat down on the floor to wait for her mother to finish the shopping. While she watched the people moving around her, the little girl's mother moved on to another part of the department not knowing that the little girl didn't follow her. Soon the little girl realized that her mother was nowhere to be seen and she started to cry. One of the clerks soon heard her and came to ask her why she was crying. The little girl sobbingly told her that she had lost her mommy. The clerk took her by the hand and they set out to find the lost mommy. After a few minutes had gone by the clerk had an idea. She asked the little girl if she thought that her mommy would recognize her voice, and the little girl nodded her head. The store clerk took her to the counter and lifted her up so that she could reach the microphone for the store PA system. The clerk told her to talk into the mike and her mother would hear her voice and come to get her. The sweet little girl held the mike close to her face and with tears running down her cheeks and a sob in her voice she said "I would like to bear my Testimony..." That's soo cute!!!! That one was used as part of a talk in our last meeting. It is still funny.
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:41 pm
"if there is a problem yo all solve it check out my hookd while my dj revovles it" ~ the great poet vanilla ice
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 12:01 pm
"how are you going to pay?"
what are our options?
"a. cash b. credit card c. sneak out in the middle of the night"
we'll take c
"very popular choice"
--Great Muppet Caper
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 1:21 pm
Kurai_Yamino heart why do I have a feeling that we've picked up another pathetic life form? heart are you talking about me?
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 1:39 pm
"The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money."
- Mark Twain
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 8:48 am
*talking about a poem* It's not morbid, it's romantic. -- Courage Mountain
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 10:28 am
*Gordon B. Hinckley at the alamodome talking to the youth* "do not, do not, do not look at pornography."
I SAW HIM IN PERSON!!!! IT WAS SOOOOOOO COOL!!!
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 6:20 pm
“And each man stand with his face in the light of his own drawn sword. Ready to do what a hero can.”
— Elizabeth Barrett Browning, English poet (1806-1861)
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:11 pm
this quote is the reason why cartoons these days are lame and the cartoons of my tiem where not. from some character in bayblades
"The only power you have, Is some kind of werid Dark power!"
what dose that even mean?
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 9:15 pm
nakiato this quote is the reason why cartoons these days are lame and the cartoons of my tiem where not. from some character in bayblades "The only power you have, Is some kind of werid Dark power!" what dose that even mean? I think most cartoons from 1995 and are the ones that started to go down in quality. "I always wodered why Harley [Quinn] had hyenas. Then I realized hyenas laughed!" blaugh -Me
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 9:18 pm
PLATAPIE ROCK!!!! -me
if i ever meet a platapus.....im gonna shake its hand. *nods* yeah, thats sounds fun. -me
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