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 Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 5:26 pm
Song Riter227 Question: How do you accept a "I'm pregnant and i don't know who is the father" speech? Also, how do you tell a girl that she is pregnant even though she clearly wants to deny it/is completely ignorant of the signs? Try to figure out who the father is? If you're not a possible father, then it's not really a big deal. And you can't really force someone to admit something they don't want to believe. Though if she's drinking or something then buy a pregnancy test and bug her to take it just to shut you up?
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 11:02 pm
LifeSuxEatCake me: I think I missed my period this month, guys :S friend: YOU'RE PREGNANT! YOU WHORE It could be worse. The clinic at school always tells people they're pregnant. Including, once, a guy (he had the papers to prove it, too). I go in with the flu, and the first thing they ask: "Are you pregnant?" "No." "Are you sure?" "Yes." "Well, here, take a pregnancy test." "... It would be physically impossible for me to be pregnant right now." "Well we like to be sure." "I don't... I mean, I haven't even... Look, I'm not freaking pregnant, okay?" "But you could be." "No. But I have a fever. And a sore throat. And I could barely drag myself over here. So please tell me what's actually going on so I can get better and go back to studying, please." So, yeah. Friends are crazy. Doctors should know better. >.>
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 2:46 am
Miss Amelia Pond "... It would be physically impossible for me to be pregnant right now." Virgin? 
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 6:24 pm
Miss Amelia Pond LifeSuxEatCake me: I think I missed my period this month, guys :S friend: YOU'RE PREGNANT! YOU WHORE It could be worse. The clinic at school always tells people they're pregnant. Including, once, a guy (he had the papers to prove it, too). I go in with the flu, and the first thing they ask: "Are you pregnant?" "No." "Are you sure?" "Yes." "Well, here, take a pregnancy test." "... It would be physically impossible for me to be pregnant right now." "Well we like to be sure." "I don't... I mean, I haven't even... Look, I'm not freaking pregnant, okay?" "But you could be." "No. But I have a fever. And a sore throat. And I could barely drag myself over here. So please tell me what's actually going on so I can get better and go back to studying, please." So, yeah. Friends are crazy. Doctors should know better. >.> That must seriously suck for the girls who do have a chance of being pregnant. gonk
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 11:38 am
Student Health is notorious for asking those "are you pregnant?" questions. I went in for bronchitis meds and I was given a questionnaire to fill out which contained the following questions:
"Are you pregnant?"
"Have you been having sex?"
"Have you been having regular sex with one partner?"
"Have you been having sex with more than one partner?"
"Have you experienced any itching sensations near your genitalia?"
"Would you like to provide a urine sample to test for STIs?"
... like, seriously? -.-"
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 8:01 pm
deciduouswoulds Student Health is notorious for asking those "are you pregnant?" questions. I went in for bronchitis meds and I was given a questionnaire to fill out which contained the following questions: "Are you pregnant?" "Have you been having sex?" "Have you been having regular sex with one partner?" "Have you been having sex with more than one partner?" "Have you experienced any itching sensations near your genitalia?" "Would you like to provide a urine sample to test for STIs?" ... like, seriously? -.-" Yep, that's about right. xD I had to fill out one of those when I went in to get my retinas looked at the first time (I spontaneously went partially blind in one eye, not a good thing), and was like "Uhhhhh... what does any of this have to do with the fact that I can't see?"
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 8:08 pm
Miss Amelia Pond Yep, that's about right. xD I had to fill out one of those when I went in to get my retinas looked at the first time (I spontaneously went partially blind in one eye, not a good thing), and was like "Uhhhhh... what does any of this have to do with the fact that I can't see?" Madam, I daresay you have contracted a rare case of herpes of the eye. You must be pregnant.
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 10:50 am
Miss Amelia Pond deciduouswoulds Student Health is notorious for asking those "are you pregnant?" questions. I went in for bronchitis meds and I was given a questionnaire to fill out which contained the following questions: "Are you pregnant?" "Have you been having sex?" "Have you been having regular sex with one partner?" "Have you been having sex with more than one partner?" "Have you experienced any itching sensations near your genitalia?" "Would you like to provide a urine sample to test for STIs?" ... like, seriously? -.-" Yep, that's about right. xD I had to fill out one of those when I went in to get my retinas looked at the first time (I spontaneously went partially blind in one eye, not a good thing), and was like "Uhhhhh... what does any of this have to do with the fact that I can't see?" Thanks to herpes Clive Wearing has a 30 second memory, so I doubt nothing.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 12:57 am
Miss Amelia Pond deciduouswoulds Student Health is notorious for asking those "are you pregnant?" questions. I went in for bronchitis meds and I was given a questionnaire to fill out which contained the following questions: "Are you pregnant?" "Have you been having sex?" "Have you been having regular sex with one partner?" "Have you been having sex with more than one partner?" "Have you experienced any itching sensations near your genitalia?" "Would you like to provide a urine sample to test for STIs?" ... like, seriously? -.-" Yep, that's about right. xD I had to fill out one of those when I went in to get my retinas looked at the first time (I spontaneously went partially blind in one eye, not a good thing), and was like "Uhhhhh... what does any of this have to do with the fact that I can't see?" syphilis, causes brain damage if left untreated... so surprisingly a lot (that actually just one thing that happens with various STDs YAY!)
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 1:54 am
deciduouswoulds Madam, I daresay you have contracted a rare case of herpes of the eye. Bukkake?
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:37 pm
When you graduate, you wear a gown and a hat. It shouldn't be this difficult to decide what to wear under it! gonk
I'm currently looking at my tiny row of shoes deciding which heels to wear and wondering the likelihood of falling in them.
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:58 pm
Shiori Miko When you graduate, you wear a gown and a hat. It shouldn't be this difficult to decide what to wear under it! gonk I'm currently looking at my tiny row of shoes deciding which heels to wear and wondering the likelihood of falling in them. practicing walking in the pair you think is cutest and matches your gown the best biggrin
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:13 pm
ninjaaduckie Shiori Miko When you graduate, you wear a gown and a hat. It shouldn't be this difficult to decide what to wear under it! gonk I'm currently looking at my tiny row of shoes deciding which heels to wear and wondering the likelihood of falling in them. practicing walking in the pair you think is cutest and matches your gown the best biggrin I'm klutzy, no amount of practice will help me with that. But the guy infront of me has the cute/tall/muscley thing going on so if I fall and he saves me, I'm okay with that. And my gown is vibrant red. I should find a pair of Dorothy's slippers to match. xd
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:25 am
Mostly c/p from Yahoo Answers.
I've just entered the third week of birth control for the month, and I've been having my period for a couple days now. (It's not just spotting.) I've been on birth control for about four or five months, and I haven't had my period more than a few days early since the first month (although usually it is a few days early; I do wonder what that's about). I missed one pill about a week ago, but resumed as normal the next day. I tried looking up whether there's a correlation but I could only find results pertaining to pregnancy, and I'm not sexually active; I'm only taking the pill to regulate my period. Is the missed day causing the early bleeding?
I should also add that the period has been entirely brown so far, when usually it changes to red within the first day. It's also very light, when usually it's very heavy. I looked that up as well and all I found was that it might be a sign of pregnancy, but as I said, I'm not sexually active (in fact I'm a virgin).
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:22 pm
LabTech Kestin Mostly c/p from Yahoo Answers.I've just entered the third week of birth control for the month, and I've been having my period for a couple days now. (It's not just spotting.) I've been on birth control for about four or five months, and I haven't had my period more than a few days early since the first month (although usually it is a few days early; I do wonder what that's about). I missed one pill about a week ago, but resumed as normal the next day. I tried looking up whether there's a correlation but I could only find results pertaining to pregnancy, and I'm not sexually active; I'm only taking the pill to regulate my period. Is the missed day causing the early bleeding? I should also add that the period has been entirely brown so far, when usually it changes to red within the first day. It's also very light, when usually it's very heavy. I looked that up as well and all I found was that it might be a sign of pregnancy, but as I said, I'm not sexually active (in fact I'm a virgin). Missing a dose can make things a little messed up. I've never used the pill so I don't really know much about it.
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