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 Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:14 am
I told you to practice with the mirror first~
I'm calling for jail because I though no one would know if I peed in the swimming pool
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Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:17 pm
I told you the water turns blue!
I'm calling from jail because I ran my shopping cart through a display while trying to get to a sale on pop-tarts >:c
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Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:03 pm
I told you to stop day-dreaming while shopping- look at the mess scream
I'm calling from jail because apparently I stepped on some grass without looking at the sign. mad
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:30 am
I told you that you should always read the signs. They're always watching. ninja
I'm calling from jail because I forgot to feed the dogs.
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:41 am
I told you those poor animals were starving and would drop dead if you didn't feed them correctly.
I'm calling from jail because I took a bite of my friend's cookie.
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Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:38 am
I told you to keep your hands off the cookie jar.
I'm calling from jail because apparently man can't fly.
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Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:52 pm
I told you that someone thought you had gone insane and tried to kill the woman below you with that silly act of yours.
I'm calling from jail because I sang the wrong song at the concert. Whoops emotion_facepalm
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Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:43 pm
I told you that it was inappropriate to go on stage uninvited. The bodyguards of the stars tend to frown on that.
I'm calling from jail because I'm watching Netflix.
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Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:35 am
I told you they set up that rule to restrict you from missing too much work!
I'm calling from jail because I got sick.
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Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:04 am
Haiz I told you to go to the clinic before showing up to work today. Now the whole office is sneezing~ (yes!)
I'm calling from jail because apparently giving charcoal to rotten kids is wrong.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:33 am
No no no.. You put them in their stocking! Not hand it to them, silly.
I'm calling from jail because apparently, I do crazier things when I'm drunk than I expected.
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:21 am
I told U not 2 drink so much...
I'm calling from jail cuz they said my Halo is cracked, I tryed 2 explain that's just the way I am....
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:13 am
I told you people are just stubborn~!
I'm calling from jail because apparently chasing a squirrel around a park is illegal. neutral
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:17 am
I told you not to chase after the squirrel now we're wanted by the squirrel people!
I'm calling from jail because I impersonated Elmo.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 7:18 pm
I told you, it's way too soon for parents to be accepting of Elmo again.
I'm calling from jail because I'm up past my bed time.
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