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 Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:59 pm
Because you're adopted!
What is the ultimate question?
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:32 pm
The proximate question.
How do you say monster in Lady Gaganese?
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:20 pm
Cherry cherry boom boom!
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:04 pm
Trick question, swallows don't get laid in midair.
Is that a gun in your pants or are you happy to see me?
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:09 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:07 pm
I did, but I had to use a butterknife because my cheese knife is in the sink.
Why is something so much funnier when you're trying to drink something?
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:09 pm
because they choke haha
oncing like an idiot are wee?
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:11 pm
You have angered the great cactus.
Who divided by zero?
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:12 pm
It's you if you don't shut up!
That your problem?
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:18 pm
no it's hers
i lost the game, did you?
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:00 pm
I invented the game.
Is that your nose?
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:04 pm
No that's a sheep.
Eh eh eh eh. Was that a goat, sir?
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Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:01 pm
No, it was a cross-dressing wolf.
What is the secret to spontaneous combustion? burning_eyes
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Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:19 pm
Too many pancakes.
What are you doing tonight?
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Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:31 pm
 _____Getting abducted by aliens. Then getting together with your mother.
What is the value of a plasma TV?_____
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