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 Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:54 pm
Nightmare shook his head "not me, still got mine and I'm going to keep it until I meet someone special." he watched as his character got tied up by a Smoker "nu... I like tentical but not when I'm on the recieving end." he watched character squirm as he dangled.
ohhhh *didn't know that*
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:00 pm
A look of surprise spread on her face. "Are you hung like animal you resemble?" That could be the reason why he was still single. Women might have been too afraid to peak their curiosity of his skills seeing as he looked like he could rip them apart.
Nah, they get down Stray. It's not making love, it's the nasty, dirty shameful stuff. Harley's always there to give Joker the little pick me up he needs to go back to the drawing board to get rid of Batman.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:05 pm
Eww.... I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
That's just so depressing.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:05 pm
I have proof of that Haur Harley's "Cheering Up" TechniqueNightmare tilted his head "depends, what animal do you think I resemble, I don't really look like a horse...."
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:10 pm
"Dragon." She answered instantly.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:13 pm
If centaurs are from hell then dragons have the most proportionately small penises of all creatures, living or non-living, real or imaginary.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:14 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:20 pm
She thought for a moment. "Like sky scrapper? The p***s makes up 1/3 of their bodyweight, no?"
Lol you sound so evil Stray.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:21 pm
Well, skyscrapers don't have penises. That'd make him a neuter. That's much more evil.
Me, I'm hung like a barnacle. Look it up.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:25 pm
Nightmare shook his head "I don't think so, I think its mostly muscles, scales, and whatever they eat that make up a dragon's weight." he then stood up, faced the wall, and pulled the front part of his pants out for him to look down "doesn't look like the size of a skyscraper, though in my personal opinion, that luckly girl will have a hard time walking the next day, but its limp now so I can't really tell the full length" he readjusted his pants and sat back down.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:29 pm
I want to be hung like a barnacle you can be hung like a Mosquito XP
Any dropped the controller and jumped back. Her eyes wide, she covered her mouth unable to bring herself to close her eyes. Before she could say anything, a clattering noise could be hear in the doorway.
Ivy's limp body lay in the doorway, the cookies and milk she brought for refreshments spilled everywhere.
Tehehehe, a scantily clad Ivy covered in milk... Double entendre!
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:32 pm
Nightmare looked over at Ivy "oh, cookies." he used his tail to grab one while he used his hand to grab a mostly intact glass with milk.
*takes a few pics of Ivy with cellphone* ^^
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:33 pm
>_>
*begins dragging unconscious Ivy away*
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:35 pm
Ivy groaned, coming too. "I had to most horrible dream... of a sight that defined human physicics..."
Anya finally managed to turn her head away. "From where do you find your balance of the center?"
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:38 pm
Nightmare shrugged "I dunno, just used it." he effortlessly gun downed Anya's zombie, he snickered at Ivy and Anya's reactions "I think I just scared two girls into lesbianism."
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