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 Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:32 pm
Try these:
c1: The Duke. What did the Duke do?
c2: Eh... the Duke do?
c1: Yes. And what about the Doge?
c2: Oh, the Doge!
c1: Eh. Well what did the Doge do?
c2: The Doge do?
c1: Yes, the Doge do.
c2: Well, uh, the Doge did what the Doge does. Eh, uh, when the Doge does his duty to the Duke, that is.
c1: What? What's that?
c2: Oh, it's very simple, sire. When the Doge did his duty and the Duke didn't, that's when the Duchess did the dirt to the Duke with the Doge.
c1: Who did what to what?
c2: Oh, they all did, sire. There they were in the dark; the Duke with his dagger, the Doge with his dart, Duchess with her dirk.
c1: Duchess with her dirk?
c2: Yes! The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Douge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke!
c1: Curious. I... I... hm? What? What's that? All I heard was that the Duchess had a siege of rheumatism. She's 83, you know.
c1: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
c2: Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
c1: They *broke* the chalice from the palace?
c2: And replaced it with a flagon.
c1: A flagon...?
c2: With the figure of a dragon.
c1: Flagon with a dragon.
c2: Right.
c1: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
c2: No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
c1: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
c2: Just remember that.
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:00 pm
Lol! I recognize that second quote. ^_^
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:30 pm
Termas Lol! I recognize that second quote. ^_^ Did we show you that movie at our house one time?
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:07 pm
The Court jester! Danny Kay! heart Man he was good! He could sing, he could dance, and he was a really good swordsman. No kiddin'. Durring that movie he was learning how to fence and he was so good, every back shot of him furring the fight scenes was his instructor. He was way too good. *sigh* I heart Danny Kay
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:10 pm
LemonBooya C1: Surely you can't be serious! C2: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley! (sung)Seven and a half cents doesn't buy a heckuva much, seven and a half cents doesn't mean a thing. But give it to me every hour, forty hours every week, that's enough for me to be livin' like a king! C1: I got a part in the Football Ballet.........I'm the football! I think the first one is from Garfield and friends, acme achers.
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:41 pm
Glimare The Court jester! Danny Kay! heart Man he was good! He could sing, he could dance, and he was a really good swordsman. No kiddin'. Durring that movie he was learning how to fence and he was so good, every back shot of him furring the fight scenes was his instructor. He was way too good. *sigh* I heart Danny Kay Yay! -throws confetti!- I love that movie! It's sad not too many people know about it...
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:54 pm
Lestelle Glimare The Court jester! Danny Kay! heart Man he was good! He could sing, he could dance, and he was a really good swordsman. No kiddin'. Durring that movie he was learning how to fence and he was so good, every back shot of him furring the fight scenes was his instructor. He was way too good. *sigh* I heart Danny Kay Yay! -throws confetti!- I love that movie! It's sad not too many people know about it... Yeah, that's an awesome movie. biggrin
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:55 pm
Okay, here's a quote.
"I just hit you with my bag...but I guess you know that."
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:11 pm
Catcha Lestelle Glimare The Court jester! Danny Kay! heart Man he was good! He could sing, he could dance, and he was a really good swordsman. No kiddin'. Durring that movie he was learning how to fence and he was so good, every back shot of him furring the fight scenes was his instructor. He was way too good. *sigh* I heart Danny Kay Yay! -throws confetti!- I love that movie! It's sad not too many people know about it... Yeah, that's an awesome movie. biggrin I love that movie... heart heart
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:23 pm
Yet another easy one:
P1: What've you been doing?
P2: Taking care of something ugly!
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:45 am
Lestelle Termas Lol! I recognize that second quote. ^_^ Did we show you that movie at our house one time? No, I've seen it several times... I've been wanting to see it again, actually.
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:30 pm
Termas Lestelle Termas Lol! I recognize that second quote. ^_^ Did we show you that movie at our house one time? No, I've seen it several times... I've been wanting to see it again, actually. Ah.... smile
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:23 pm
Settsuko Yet another easy one: P1: What've you been doing? P2: Taking care of something ugly!3 musketeers......i got that one on dvd too
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:47 pm
Nephite Warrior Settsuko Yet another easy one: P1: What've you been doing? P2: Taking care of something ugly!3 musketeers......i got that one on dvd too Hey, that's on TV right now!
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:55 pm
hey all, been away for a while doin'... work stuff (alright, so I sleep alot! lay off!) I dunno if anyone got my old quotes and I'm felling lazy, so I'm not gonna check on 'em.
here's a new one:
c1: I know what you're going to say, she's my sister and I should try to get along with her.
c2: No. She's crazy and she needs to go down.
Alright, try thata one. shouldn;t be hard.
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