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 Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 7:28 am
I beat the s**t out of you and then get tired. I die in my sleep.
I drop an ity bity b**** boy
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 8:51 am
i dun know wtf a ity bity b**** boy is so i walk away. I run into amy lee and her body guards husband kills me when i try to hug her. O.O
I drop my new christian wrist bands (one gray and one orangeish-browhnish)
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 1:38 pm
I pick up the christian wrist bands and immediately burst into flames for I am Hell Spawn.
I drop a bucket of Lard.
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 3:25 pm
I barf when i see the bucket of lard. i end up dying because of bulimia issues*
i drop my Old Navy t-shirt
*NOTE: i do NOT have bulimia. or anorexia, or any other eating disorder for that matter
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 12:55 pm
I pick up the old navy t-shirt. People at my school kill me for having a horrid sense in fashion.
I drop my new camera.
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 6:49 pm
I pick up the camera and use it. I take a good myspace picture. The problem is, I upload it, and the pic shows tears of blood coming down my face. 3 seconds later, my eyes start burning, and I start rolling around the floor in pain, dying a slow death.
I drop that same camera.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 8:04 pm
I pick up the camera and realize its Mirinda's. I take it and jump up and down screaming, looking for pictures. I see a gross picture(use your imagination), and die of what i shouldn't have seen.
I drop my socks
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 7:08 am
razz I would never defile my new camera as such. lol I pick up the socks and mistakenly smell them. I die from the horrible smell. O.O;; I drop this pic of shay: 
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 11:08 am
oh. em. gee. thats the first time i've seen her....im jealous now! JK!!! but its sad that you pick a girl shorter than your sister. by 3".
I pick up the picture and then i see shay. she kills me cuz i wasn't supposed to see the picture. O.O
I drop youtube!
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 3:24 pm
I pick up youtube, but my computer doesn't load it and I die of boredom waiting for a video to load.
I drop my brain
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 6:08 pm
the brain falls on me and it has HPV. it kills me because it falls on my face.
i drop Yogos.
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 8:06 pm
I pick up the yogos and eat them, but i choke.
I drop my ds
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 8:26 am
I pick up the DS but a hannah montana game is in it and I die of laughter at the stupidity of it.
I drop my In Memory Of Mike pin with a red ribbon on it.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:30 pm
I pick up the pin and it pricks me. I die of blood loss.
I drop a postage stamp.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 5:13 pm
I pick up the postage stamp and put in on a letter to Mirinda. I die of anticipation waiting on a letter back.
I drop my shirt that has a saftey pin on it.
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