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 Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:23 pm
Granted, but the cure itself becomes a virus that would destroy the world.
I wish a piece of stick that would break and make me happy.
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:03 pm
Granted. But you bad sentence structure causes Grammar Nazis to kill you.
I wish people would stop respecting Michael Jackson because he is dead... and go back to hating him because he "likes" small kids.
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:14 pm
Granted but you become a 'small kid' and he finds you.
I wish for a pencil.
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:22 pm
Granted you got it for someone stabed you in the spleen with it.
I wish to dance.
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:18 pm
Granted but you are dancing on a bar table wearing an old western dress.
I wish for a better computer. ;-;
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:28 pm
Granted, but it was set on fire you.
I wish for a monkey that was nonviolent.
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:34 pm
Granted. You get a prefectly normal monkey that has no social problems or hates humans. So this means it poops every wear, steps in it, and then tries to climb walls. It gets into your fridge and eats all of your food, getting it filthy poo covered hands over everything, and throws the left overs in interesting places, like at your TV or computer. Have fun!
(Trust me all that I just said is completely true and has happened to me)
I wish for... everything to be 4?
(Damn childhood... rearing its ugly head)
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:20 pm
Granted, but barney has risen and taken over everything that is young and is now the ruler of the universe.
I wish for the letter S that is so small, it doesn't do anything and can't harm anything.
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:48 am
Granted, but now your name starts with S.
I wish people would shut the hell up and stop being baptists when it comes to Michael Jackson. He did absolutely nothing that they have cold, hard evidence for to "Little kids"
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:13 pm
well they wont well they probaly will in about ten years
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:14 pm
sry i forgot to put i wish
i wish i could have a life time supply of pie
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:45 pm
granted, you get a lifetime supply of pie that is rotten and its the only thing you can eat
i wish for some pepsi right now
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:53 pm
You get a coke! Ha ha ha ha!
I wish I had some coca cola now.
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:53 am
Amazingly you get some, just you get splashed with it, no cup for you!
I wish for uncorupt politicians.
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:09 am
Granted but they are bombing your country right now
I wish for a magical pickle!
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