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 Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:50 pm
Granted, but the day after you win the contest they declare bankruptcy, because they couldn't afford to have a prize worth a million dollars.
I wish I could wake up tomorrow and find that all of my holiday crafts were finished overnight.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:45 pm
Granted, but you had lazy and greedy elves.. they did a really shotty job and two days letter you get a bill in the mail for the sum of 39,588.00 dollars.
I wish I could just make the reservations for my trip already.
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:27 pm
Granted, but the moment you do an emergency at work comes up and you have to postpone your trip! (I hope you got the refundable tickets!)
I wish my cat could change her own littler box.
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:01 am
Granted! You succeed in teaching her how to use the toilet, eliminating the need for a litterbox... but she refuses to flush x.x
I wish I had more time to do homework.
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:58 am
Granted. But now you have no time for skiing or changeling
I wish i had some Sushi
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:24 am
Granted! I made you sushi back on Jan 14th, and have no more rice for more.
I wish I could get that promotion already.
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:02 am
Granted! But now you have to work lots of extra hours! Oh wait.... rofl rofl
I wish I could make the cat stop scratching my favorite chair!
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:35 am
Granted, but now your cat can't stop scratching your face!
I wish it wasn't so hot outside.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:53 am
Granted! From now on it will never become too uncomfortably hot outside. Unfortunately due to a freak accident, you can no longer regulate your body temperature and you are constantly running a fever.
I wish the laundry would clean itself
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 5:56 pm
granted. only the laundry didn't know what settings to use and everything shrunk.
i wish my lawn was rid of weeds.
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:03 pm
I played this game in another guild I use to be part of...it's a barrel of laughs and evil cynicism! twisted rofl
Granted; cows converged upon your lawn clearing all the weeds, but upon their grazing, they ate the rest of the lawn and pooped all over leaving your lawn unsuitable for growing new grass.
I wish I had enough GaiaCash to buy the Crest of the Brave bundle.
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:58 am
Granted! From now on all your real money is converted into GaiaCash. You become extremely wealthy in Gaia but can't afford food in real life.
I wish my dog didn't shed so much.
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 5:10 pm
Granted. Now your dog doesn't shed, but grows so much fur that you can't see it's eyes, and it's excess fur trips your dog when it walks. rofl
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:58 pm
humble_gypsy_traveller I played this game in another guild I use to be part of...it's a barrel of laughs and evil cynicism! twisted rofl Granted; cows converged upon your lawn clearing all the weeds, but upon their grazing, they ate the rest of the lawn and pooped all over leaving your lawn unsuitable for growing new grass. I wish I had enough GaiaCash to buy the Crest of the Brave bundle. Granted but now there is no more "Crest of the Brave bundle" to buy. I wish I could marry Johnny Depp
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:07 pm
Granted! You and Johnny are married in a small ceremony plagued by paparazzi! One of the reporters in a helicopter causes it to crash and the entire wedding party goes up in flames!
I wish I was a more enthusiastic cook.
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