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Aleksandr Dyatlov

PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 1:51 pm


I like Tso's idea!
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:35 pm


*glares at iron*
you will rue the day!!!

ZOMGgetashotgun


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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:36 pm


General Tso
I beleive the technique works something like this....

Bash with Frying Pan until Semi-Concious. Then use the whatzamahoozie and the thingalingity... Am I correct Xemaca? xd


I believe so......
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 7:27 pm


Now your speaking my language, I have tons of frying pans from the bar I work at after militia hours.

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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 12:57 pm


Yep...that's the application of the frying pan. If they were fully concious...then their mind woulnd't accept the mind probe program, and therefore, we would have a mess to clean up inside the helmet.
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 1:19 pm


YAY! er...
*goes back into full military posture*
and who would be needed as to conduct the procedure, ma'am?

Aleksandr Dyatlov


ZOMGgetashotgun

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 1:49 pm


your not allowed iron!!!
*thinks of better idea*
i have some cpu implants in my head, you could check those it would be less painful and less time taking
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 2:11 pm


Who had said that, Private?
And of that would just be another count aginst you.
Xemaca, would you be able to monitor any transmissions going in or out of the building within the last 'x' amout of time?

Aleksandr Dyatlov


ZOMGgetashotgun

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 2:19 pm


*looks at iron*
pull rank all you want on me, i dont care
but if you want xti to be saved then you will listen to me
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:13 pm


blackmail...

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Xemaca
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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:25 pm


Lord Silver Blade
your not allowed iron!!!
*thinks of better idea*
i have some cpu implants in my head, you could check those it would be less painful and less time taking


I'm afraid you've been reading too many science-fiction novels. I can't do that...seeing as how a bio-neural CPU won't have wireless capabilities becuase:

1: Your skull would have had to been replaced by a skull-like structure made out of a transmission inhibiting metal, otherwise, you run the risk of outside frequencies causing interruptions and therefore resulting in brain failure
2: If I were to attempt to check them, I need a direct uplink to them, and that calls for (trumpets sound) brain surgery...and I don't know about you, but I prefer to keep blood in the hospital wing and not in my laboratory.

Therefore...if you see it in a bigger picture...the frying pan is actually painless for the sole reason that when hit in the right place, you black out instantly, therefore, you feel no pain, well atleast right then and there. Your head will be killing you upon waking up, but I'm sure our resident medic could give you something for that.
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 5:46 pm


fine, but im only giving permission to the major and xemeca
damn you hawking...

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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 6:30 pm


PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 7:41 pm


All right Major...you have to strike at the base of the skull using the edge of the pan. Otherwise, he'll just be hurting when you hit him.

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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 8:50 pm


okay Lieutenant.... ooops... done and... done...
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