Lord Silver Blade
your not allowed iron!!!
*thinks of better idea*
i have some cpu implants in my head, you could check those it would be less painful and less time taking
I'm afraid you've been reading too many science-fiction novels. I can't do that...seeing as how a bio-neural CPU won't have wireless capabilities becuase:
1: Your skull would have had to been replaced by a skull-like structure made out of a transmission inhibiting metal, otherwise, you run the risk of outside frequencies causing interruptions and therefore resulting in brain failure
2: If I were to attempt to check them, I need a direct uplink to them, and that calls for (trumpets sound) brain surgery...and I don't know about you, but I prefer to keep blood in the hospital wing and not in my laboratory.
Therefore...if you see it in a bigger picture...the frying pan is actually painless for the sole reason that when hit in the right place, you black out instantly, therefore, you feel no pain, well atleast right then and there. Your head will be killing you upon waking up, but I'm sure our resident medic could give you something for that.