Cabron the Swan
It does come as a bit of a surprise to be honest. You strike me as far too busy plotting to take over the world to find the time to fap at all.
It isn't really about the fapping. I can fap to pretty much anything. It is more I am fascinated by the idea of them.
I hate people generally, not on the individual level, but in general. They are unpredictable and scary, but when you get to know people they have great personalities and they are intelligent and social.
I hate animals generally. They are goofy, annoying, and have all the coolest built in features, but you can pretty much predict their behaviors for each species, as well as the above personality thing.
If they were combined they would offset each other and in theory make a tolerable.
Also there is the physical fact that it would be awesome if people as a species had way more genetic diversity and kick a** s**t that animals have that we don't.
WHY CAN'T I EAT RAW MEAT WITHOUT GETTING SICK! ******** YOU ANIMALS! I WILL WIN!
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