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craftymama

PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:30 pm


*finally finishes reading* My, my... you have been busy since I left, lol. Oh and Exxos, your joke about answering the phone made me feel the need to list one of my former jobs: 1-900 # operator aka a dirty talk line mistress for those of you not in the US. Yep. What can I say? It paid good too. I finally had to quit though because the customers were starting to scare me. There are some really freaky people out there.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:33 pm


craftymama
*finally finishes reading* My, my... you have been busy since I left, lol. Oh and Exxos, your joke about answering the phone made me feel the need to list one of my former jobs: 1-900 # operator aka a dirty talk line mistress for those of you not in the US. Yep. What can I say? It paid good too. I finally had to quit though because the customers were starting to scare me. There are some really freaky people out there.


Woah Crafty... I would of never thought that! eek

But atleast its behind a phone hehe.

Lamb of G0D


kool ken

PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:36 pm


craftymama
*finally finishes reading* My, my... you have been busy since I left, lol. Oh and Exxos, your joke about answering the phone made me feel the need to list one of my former jobs: 1-900 # operator aka a dirty talk line mistress for those of you not in the US. Yep. What can I say? It paid good too. I finally had to quit though because the customers were starting to scare me. There are some really freaky people out there.

Did you have a script or anything like that?
Or did make it up as you went along?
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:38 pm


craftymama
*finally finishes reading* My, my... you have been busy since I left, lol. Oh and Exxos, your joke about answering the phone made me feel the need to list one of my former jobs: 1-900 # operator aka a dirty talk line mistress for those of you not in the US. Yep. What can I say? It paid good too. I finally had to quit though because the customers were starting to scare me. There are some really freaky people out there.


Wow...I think crafty is a keeper as well. wink
 

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craftymama

PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:38 pm


No scripts allowed actually. You had to go with the flow, no holds barred... and keep them guys on the phone as looooong as possible.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:39 pm


rofl rofl rofl Excellent question Ken! *stares intently at crafty waiting for an answer* biggrin lol What a cool job though, I'd scare them back!

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craftymama

PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:45 pm


I don't mind answering questions. It was a really fun job at times but tough because you are required to be in a quiet room, alone, with no distractions... half the time I wanted to play along *blush*, half the time I wanted to laugh out loud, half the time it was them saying things like "I never call numbers like this but..." and half the time it was just really lonely guys who just wanted someone to talk to. I know that is way to many halves but you'd have to be there to understand. It was tough because my son wouldn't always sleep through the night, I couldn't do it while he was awake, and it was a second job for me at the time although now that I am a stay a home mom it is looking better and better as a way to bring in extra cash again... sigh.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:48 pm


*begins to wonder if there is a phone line service where us guys talk to girls like that*

Lamb of G0D


kool ken

PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:48 pm


craftymama
No scripts allowed actually. You had to go with the flow, no holds barred... and keep them guys on the phone as looooong as possible.

Wow, sounds like you really had to have good improvising/acting skills.
I bet you got better at it the more you did it.
I don't know if I could do something like that. I would get all tongue tied.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:50 pm


Quiet room alone? Wholey crap! Were you allowed to play with yourself?! lol, no just kidding..bad kari! Bad! Oh my gosh, don't you dare be ashamed of it. I mean it's not even as bad as stripping, and that's bad! lol

When they sound young and hot, play along and get payed to enjoy yourself. When they sound old and creepy, put the phone on mute every few seconds so you can crack up!

If I had that job available here I'd do it! I can even record my voice and send it you just so you can tell me if it's good enough, lol! xd rofl

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Lamb of G0D

PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:50 pm


kool ken
craftymama
No scripts allowed actually. You had to go with the flow, no holds barred... and keep them guys on the phone as looooong as possible.

Wow, sounds like you really had to have good improvising/acting skills.
I bet you got better at it the more you did it.
I don't know if I could do something like that. I would get all tongue tied.


Meh its not that hard.. I had a friend call me before and wanted me to talk dirty to her while she well... used BOB..

Was interesting but they odd cause it was on the phone.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:55 pm


Demented Lamb
*begins to wonder if there is a phone line service where us guys talk to girls like that*


Sorry hun, we can get the real thing. And guys....not so good with the talking. Women have imaginations, can roll their R's, and have sharp tongues. Men can't beat that. Now male strippers, hell ya. I just wish Chip and Dale weren't so......Arnold Schwarzenegger. More like.....well....I have a great example, but you guys have to promise not to laugh!!!

In Eragon, there's this actor that's suppost to be the son of some evil guy. He has the hottest bod, with a little tummy, and black hair, and omg the eyes. I would jump on him in a heart beat and never let him leave. *salivates*

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craftymama

PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:55 pm


Sagi the best way to get started is to call such a number and ask the operator how to get started. 3nodding She should be able to direct you to the proper people or give you a number to call. Also you are required to be alone so you can do as you please. wink I wanted to be a stripper at one point but don't have the body as I am scared from the nape of my neck to the top of my tail bone and on my right side and I'm a bony little s**t.

Lamb there may be a guys line but I don't honestly know. If you check the back of a dirty magazine for girls you might find one to call for more info. It can be harder than you think though. wink
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:57 pm


Sagitarian_Insomniac
Demented Lamb
*begins to wonder if there is a phone line service where us guys talk to girls like that*


Sorry hun, we can get the real thing. And guys....not so good with the talking. Women have imaginations, can roll their R's, and have sharp tongues. Men can't beat that. Now male strippers, hell ya. I just wish Chip and Dale weren't so......Arnold Schwarzenegger. More like.....well....I have a great example, but you guys have to promise not to laugh!!!

In Eragon, there's this actor that's suppost to be the son of some evil guy. He has the hottest bod, with a little tummy, and black hair, and omg the eyes. I would jump on him in a heart beat and never let him leave. *salivates*


Oh your talking about me it sounds like *could only dream*

Lamb of G0D


craftymama

PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:01 pm


I am an eyes, hair, voice chick myself Sagi... but after that personality all the way. He'd better be nice... but not too nice or else. twisted
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