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 Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:29 am
*sits down behind the 'Weekend Update' desk and watches*
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:30 am
Look, somebody's got to do it. When we have idiots like you pretending to represent the best interests of your county, it's no wonder the rest of the world wants to blow you guys up. Now go do something useful, like getting into a 'friendly fire' accident. stare
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:32 am
Did someone say 'friendly fire?!'
*looks up from the enormous frying pan being built by lackeys in the back of the bar*
Hoohoohooahahahaha! What a delicious name for a trecherous trap!
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:33 am
Virgil Hawkins Look, somebody's got to do it. When we have idiots like you pretending to represent the best interests of your county, it's no wonder the rest of the world wants to blow you guys up. Now go do something useful, like getting into a 'friendly fire' accident. stare You're about to have a friendly fire "accidnet," yourself, friend . . . just because you don't have the nuts to serve king and country doesn't mean you can tear down those who DO have the courage for military service. Shouldn't you be hugging a tree or something?
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:37 am
Lex Joseph Luthor Virgil Hawkins Look, somebody's got to do it. When we have idiots like you pretending to represent the best interests of your county, it's no wonder the rest of the world wants to blow you guys up. Now go do something useful, like getting into a 'friendly fire' accident. stare You're about to have a friendly fire "accidnet," yourself, friend . . . just because you don't have the nuts to serve king and country doesn't mean you can tear down those who DO have the courage for military service. Shouldn't you be hugging a tree or something? Don't be so repressed. Share the love. heart I love a man in uniform.
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:38 am
Simon, stop being so mean! You're such a... mean... meanhead! scream
*presses her teenage applause button*
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Linda Lee Danvers Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:39 am
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:42 am
Jackie Estacado Lex Joseph Luthor Virgil Hawkins Look, somebody's got to do it. When we have idiots like you pretending to represent the best interests of your county, it's no wonder the rest of the world wants to blow you guys up. Now go do something useful, like getting into a 'friendly fire' accident. stare You're about to have a friendly fire "accidnet," yourself, friend . . . just because you don't have the nuts to serve king and country doesn't mean you can tear down those who DO have the courage for military service. Shouldn't you be hugging a tree or something? Don't be so repressed. Share the love. heart I love a man in uniform. Hey . . . I know you. You're that singer. I like your stuff. Not too big on your lifestyle, but . . . that's why it's yours, and not mine. Nice to meet you.
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:45 am
Lex Joseph Luthor Virgil Hawkins Look, somebody's got to do it. When we have idiots like you pretending to represent the best interests of your county, it's no wonder the rest of the world wants to blow you guys up. Now go do something useful, like getting into a 'friendly fire' accident. stare You're about to have a friendly fire "accidnet," yourself, friend . . . just because you don't have the nuts to serve king and country doesn't mean you can tear down those who DO have the courage for military service. Shouldn't you be hugging a tree or something? You call that a threat? Should I be soiling myself, then? Look, it's all well and good that you enjoy overcompensating with your big, manly gun, I'm just saying it's not very interesting now, is it? I mean, "Yo, Joe?" Really? What's that all about? Seriously, who spends the better part of a half hour sneaking up on their target, only to scream some bland catch phrase and give away their position? It's a bit retarded, if you ask me. stare
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:48 am
Simon! He's defending our country! And that's, like... totally hard! You make me so mad sometimes! This is worse than the time you made Clay Aiken cry scream
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:50 am
Virgil Hawkins It's a bit retarded, if you ask me. stare . . . says the metrosexual with no style . . .
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:50 am
Yo Joe, dawg! YEAH! I totally remember watching that with Journey! IT'S ALL ABOUT SNAKE EYES, DAWG! YEAH!
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:50 am
Lex Joseph Luthor Virgil Hawkins It's a bit retarded, if you ask me. stare . . . says the metrosexual with no style . . . Metrosexualphobe.
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:52 am
Lex Joseph Luthor Virgil Hawkins It's a bit retarded, if you ask me. stare . . . says the metrosexual with no style . . . Sorry, I think you've got me confused with Ryan Seacrest. Of course, I can see how you'd be unfamiliar with his appearance, having only 'met' him through a crudely carved hole in a restroom stall. stare
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:52 am
Jackie Estacado Lex Joseph Luthor Virgil Hawkins It's a bit retarded, if you ask me. stare . . . says the metrosexual with no style . . . Metrosexualphobe. A phobia would indicate an intense fear. I'm anything BUT scared of this guy.
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