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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:36 am
Live aboard a luxury yacht entirely crewed by Zeltrons. That might be better.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:50 am
Either that, or it's Nelo's version of Event Horizon... My personal effects would never be safe on that ship. Sooner or later, i'd be stuck nude and locked in a room with far too many forceful people just waiting to crack me....
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:06 am
Sounds like my house on Party Night. lol
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:23 am
Let's just simply face it. I don't want to end up being hounded by a bunch of naked zeltron males simply because they mistook my rejections of advances by certain females as some form of declination of heterosexuality, nor do I need to be chased after by both sexes simply due to the fact my chastity turns me into the fox between a bunch of old time british hunters and their hounds.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:35 am
Last time I ended up on an all-Zeltron vessel, I was naked, cuffed, and there was a ship-wide announcement that whoever caught me 1st could have me all night.
Then I woke up.
No more PGGBs before bed. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:40 am
How come you were chained up in the room I was hiding in then? I smell deception... or an a** kicking.... or both...
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:03 am
I blame that Zeltron crew and their crazy ideas for games.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:10 am
I'll put the machine on 'vibrate', and find out which person is going to be thrown out the airlock last... notably the guy who thought this stupid thing up...
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:30 am
* Zeltron vessel is attacked by pirates *
* boarding pirates cause an orgy *
I am so NOT cleaning this mess up. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:33 am
Since you're chained up..
*opens airlock and watches orgy get sucked into space*
there. Mess cleaned.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:02 am
All your problems can be solved by spacewalks. cool
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:15 am
Air Support covereth a multitude of sins. Schlock be with you.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:36 am
There is no spoon. There is only the Force.
The Force is touched only through the Midichlorian.
The Midichlorian is a bacteria.
Therefore, Force Sensitivity is a disease.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:58 am
If life is an STD, and midichlorians can create life, does that mean they're the cure for death?
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:59 am
No, because that would mean Jar Jar could be around forever. NOBODY wants that.
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