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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:51 pm

While having a chat with Fausti this little gem cropped up.

DJ Alcatraz says (8:42 PM):
i have a friend that is like. immune to spice. xD
Ars Tyrannus says (8:42 PM):
crazeh
Ars Tyrannus says (8:42 PM):
>>
DJ Alcatraz says (8:42 PM):
but he really likes spicey, so he needs a lot to satisfy xD
Ars Tyrannus says (8:42 PM):
Does he hail from Arrakis?
Ars Tyrannus says (8:42 PM):
>_>
DJ Alcatraz says (8:42 PM):
uhh
DJ Alcatraz says (8:42 PM):
he's a black american, not really all that ethnic xD
Ars Tyrannus says (8:42 PM):
>_>
Ars Tyrannus says (8:42 PM):
You have failed the test

And in case you lot are confused..
You need to watch this.

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:04 am

Mka awesome.

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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:27 pm

Me and Dag were talking about being hallucination puke your lungs up sick, and he told me about what happened after he watched Dog Soldiers and got sick.

.:][Dagoth DeSeer][:. Zombie Husband says:
I had watched dog soliders and last foot solider
YEA TOAST!!!!!!!!! says:
xDDDD
oh those must have been scary as ******** DeSeer][:. Zombie Husband says:
when your convinced downstairs is a warewolf den you dont leave the downstairs unarmed
I was apprantly walking around with my swords
YEA TOAST!!!!!!!!! says:
xDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is awesome
also, dog soldiers was a ******** awesome movie
.:][Dagoth DeSeer][:. Zombie Husband says:
My housemates where s**t scared because Id just draw the blade and then run off and puke
YEA TOAST!!!!!!!!! says:
xDDDDDDD
oh jesus
I wouldn't have been able to stop laughing
.:][Dagoth DeSeer][:. Zombie Husband says:
Yeah that house still has the hole from where I inserted a kitchen knife into the plaster board
YEA TOAST!!!!!!!!! says:
O_o
why did you do that?
.:][Dagoth DeSeer][:. Zombie Husband says:
apprantly i was scream I WILL GIVE YOU THE SHITS WOLVES
And stabbed the wall
YEA TOAST!!!!!!!!! says:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh s**t
.:][Dagoth DeSeer][:. Zombie Husband says:
and then crawled onto the ssofa and slept for 19 hours
YEA TOAST!!!!!!!!! says:
I almost fell out of the goddamn chair you b*****d

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:25 pm

stupid dope hasnt got rid of her msn virus so i was lolling to the autobots

Bard says:
this is great
Sarah says:
hey cutie
Bard says:
sarah has virus ?
Sarah says:
hey whatsup how have u been?
Bard says:
stop hitting on me >.<
Sarah says:
Im feeling kinda freaky as usual lol, wanna go cam2cam?
Bard says:
id rather have a pokemon duel
Sarah says:
where did you go?
Bard says:
i had to run back to Pallet town, i left my poke belt with all my pokemon on in prof.oaks lab, sorry. Where were we ?
Sarah says:
you may have to repaste the link sometimes andrefresh if its not loading this site does that once in a while.
Bard says:
im not visiting the site, im challenging you to a pokemon battle !
Sarah says:
my nipples are hard lol, dam it I haven't had sex in sooo long!
Bard says:
JYNX I CHOOSE YOU !

Sarah says:
i'm horny lolz! u? Wait you're not a stalker are u?? LOL
Bard says:
no thats Mr Mime
Sarah says:
Mhhm u never know lol I have to make sure! babe u sound confident I like that .. maybe we can trade phone numbers after we chat on cam ? I'd love to... and have some real fun wink
Bard says:
ill only trade one thing, my kadabra for a pidgey. I know its not a fair trade but i really want an Alakazam !

other convos with ''Sarah''

Ars Tyrannus says:
will you add that to your post? xD
Ars Tyrannus says (2:32 PM):
Spam spam spamity spambot
Sarah says (2:32 PM):
nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
Ars Tyrannus says (2:33 PM):
So fake Sarah is a vegetarian now?
Sarah says (2:33 PM):
the only thing fake here is your toupet!

Bard says:
do you have testicals sarah ?
Sarah says:
24/f/Houston
Bard says:
LIAR you live in Bracknell
Sarah says:
I'm gonna turn off Messenger so my cam doesn't run slow....plus I really want u to watch me, I'm getting so turned on it's driving me crazy wink
Bard says:
aha i knew it you dont live in houston
Sarah says:
are u in babe?? Let me know when you see me, I'll be in my cam chat, we'll keep talking in there wink I just put on those panties for u ! hurry up ! if u need the link again it's ,< i deleted the link>, I'm in my private chat so if u see another cam just login and let me know when you're in, I'll guide you to my cam room smile
Bard says:
why dont you wear my pants for a change
Sarah says:
k
Bard says:
ive been working in them so they are probbaly gonna be a bit smelly . is that ok ?

and now she has stopped replying

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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:14 pm

This is what French (aka Iden) wrote out during a conversation about his parents and the thins walls of their home.

ISRII The Addict says:
Also
******** this house
its walls are too thin.
William DeSeer says:
XDDDD
IISRII The Addict says:
And dad goes to sleep too early
XP
SO my jovial flipping of the ******** out may be someone muffled XP
William DeSeer says:
damn
that sucks
IISRII The Addict says:
indeed
I miss my apartment.
Where my vocabulary need not be constrained by the mother.
Where the volume need not fear the thin walls of the sleeper!
Where the madness need not be constrained by reason!
I said, is not a man entitled to the lols of his gaming?
William DeSeer says:
we need to make our own rapture!
IISRII The Addict says:
No, said the mother. It is too vulgar!
No, said the father. It's keeping me up all night!
No, said the plebians. It is clinically retarded.
I rejected these answers.
Instead...I found...MY APARTMENT
William DeSeer says:
this is going into the great quotes
RIGHT GODDAMN NOW!

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:17 pm

'tis true. We're gonna be on L4D tonight, and it makes me sad. My usual reaction to a hunter is being reduced to a little mumbled "get it off me, Ian!"

As opposed to, y'know

OH GOD WHAT IS THAT? IAN! IAN! OH JESUS GET IT OFF!

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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:33 pm

I feel proud of myself.
After 20 years of life, I have FINALLY tainted something for someone. This was in my cellphone inbox from a while ago at the end of a conversation about my messed up laptop with my best friend's dad:

Him: Are you ready for school again?
Me: Meh. Yes and no.
Him: I see you have your priorities right as always.
Me: Always. 8D
Him: You are nuttier than squirrel poop.
Me: Where do you think peanut butter comes from?
Him: Oh, that is just not right!!!
Me: May all your pb&J sandwiches be tainted.

Then we went back to dealing with my laptop.

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:31 am

IIDSRII The Testostrinated says:
Oh god.
YOU
YOU BROKE ME
IISRII The Jackal says:
O_O
What?
What happened?
IIDSRII The Testostrinated says:
http://www.applegeeks.com/ Check teh silly at the top
My FIRST reaction, before reading the final captioon?
'Eve is playing with Dorf's! Kill the kittens!'
IISRII The Jackal says:
XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IIDSRII The Testostrinated says:
DAMN YOU XD

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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:33 pm

Iden and I where just playing World of Tanks when he busts this little gem out:

"Jesus Christ ******** Dammit a** Waffles this tank is slow."

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:35 am

It's about pinochio! You sit on his face and make 'im start lying! ~ the Pixies, aka Nathan Killeen

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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:43 pm

Iden, Demanding my attention: ACHTUNG!
Me: No
Iden: Not even a little achtung?
Me: No. I do not achtung.
Iden: You'll make me sad...
Me: Hitler made my country sad. No.
Iden: *rendered speechless and laughing his arse off*

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:50 pm

Been a while since I said this, but again playing World of Tanks and I start describing an early tier vehicle when he asks a question about its beginning weaponry and I bust out with this statement:

"The guns on it are decent for its tier as long as you can stand that grind out of the Small Caliber ******** that the crapwagon is blessed with right off the bat."

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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:09 pm

Dagoth DeSeer says
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt3b7bZgEy1qbwxn7o1_1280.jpg

Then behold TEH LOLS!

Ian McBain says
what the ******** am I looking at?

Dagoth DeSeer says
Orlesian Greywarden

Ian McBain says
do not want

Dagoth DeSeer says
well they are french

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