|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:55 pm
osea a ninguna de las dos les entiendo lo que dicen hablen mas claro gonk gonk
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:57 pm
Dark_Lehrer osea a ninguna de las dos les entiendo lo que dicen hablen mas claro gonk gonk
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:01 pm
Entonces me ire a vivir haya, para entenderlas xd xd
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:04 pm
Dark_Lehrer Entonces me ire a vivir haya, para entenderlas xd xd
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:07 pm
PARA QUE OS DUELA NOCHI ! !
[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't think just because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses.
Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.
[dialogue]
Music industry dude: She's fantastic! Who is she?
Different music man: Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez!
First guy: That makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.
2nd guy: Yeah, but she's younger and spicier!
Jennifer Lopez (singing): Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
2nd guy: I don't think J-Lo would like it very much if we signed this new girl.
1st guy: No, you're right. We're gonna have to fire J-Lo.
[melody changes]
Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it from the top.
[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Baby, let's make a run for the border,
I've got a hunger only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what I'll order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.
[Music industry dude]
Gentlemen, we have ourselves a hit.
[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
I need to make a run for the border.
If you pay, I'll take off my top.
Do you remember what I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.
Yea-ah, and don't forget the hot sauce, chulo.
[dialogue]
Sexy automobile: *car driving noises*
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze blowing through my hair in your sexy automobile.
Ben Affleck: Let's spend the whole day together!
[romantic music comes on]
[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]
Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
So spectacularrr in every way.
You bring light into my life, Ben.
You almost make me forget all about...tacoos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me more.
(camera noises in background)
I love you, Ben, you almost make me forget about.....tacoooos.
[dialogue]
Sexy automobile: *car driving noises*
Ben Affleck: Jenny, I have to tell you something. I...I think I love you.
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, I love you too, Ben! But...
Ben Affleck: But what?
Jennifer Lopez: But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the large (BUTT)?
Sexy automobile: *car stopping noises*
Ben Affleck: I still care for her, you have so much more going on...up here.
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben. Ben...
Ben Affleck: Jenny, can I kiss you?
Eric Cartman: NO!!
Jennifer Lopez: Yes, oh yes, Ben, kiss me!
Eric Cartman: Aw, (BOB) (DARN) it!
*Jen and Ben make out*
Eric Cartman: Aw, aw, dude!
Ben Affleck: Mmm, just like tacos.
Jennifer Lopez: Taco-flavored kisses for my Ben.
Ben Affleck: You're so hot, baby.
Jennifer Lopez: I make you hot, Ben?
Ben Affleck: Mm, yeah.
*making out continues*
Ben Affleck: Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
*pants unzip, noises occur*
Jennifer Lopez: Yes...
Ben Affleck: Oh, (BOB), Jenny!
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, my darling!
Ben Affleck: Oh! Oh! (continues)
Eric Cartman: Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, we're leaving now!
Ben Affleck: But I love her!
Jennifer Lopez: Ben!
Ben Affleck: Jenny! Jenny, I'll call you!
Jennifer Lopez: I love you, Ben!
[music comes on]
[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I have your tacos?
Those tacos sure look good!
I'm just Jenny from the hood!
Ooh, can I have your tacos?
Ooh, I--
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
What the (HECK) is wrong with you!?
You chulos can't even keep a beat!
I deserve better than this!
I am Hennifer Hlopez!
Where's my water?
Not Evian, Deligrino you stupid (WITCH)!
(music industry man whimpers)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:09 pm
vales bestia.. me voy adios.. ES MI TACO TACO BURRITO BURRITO.. MIS TACOS FLAVORED KISSES..MI AND DONT FORGET THE HOT SAUCE.. CHULOO! Y MI YOU ALMOST MAKE ME FORGET ALL ABOUT TACOS..TACOS SO GOOD IN MY TUMMY YUMMY YUMMY GIVE ME MORE crying tu ni sikiera ves South Park crying
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:12 pm
-Nochi-Guu- vales bestia.. me voy adios.. ES MI TACO TACO BURRITO BURRITO.. MIS TACOS FLAVORED KISSES..MI AND DONT FORGET THE HOT SAUCE.. CHULOO! Y MI YOU ALMOST MAKE ME FORGET ABOUT TACOS SO GOOD IN MY TUMMY YUMMY YUMMY GIVE ME MORE crying tu ni sikiera ves South Park crying tu kojiste mis canciones de Aqua crying crying crying DAÑASTES MI TESIS DE ANORMALIDAD SUPREMA ULTIMA ESCONDITE xd crying crying crying Y SE KERES VETE DEJARE EL POST ok lo borrare crying solo por ke te kero y tambn odio ke se copien de mi aunk sabes algo no me kopie la koji por ke sabia ke me dirias noooo es mi cancion maldita bastarda
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:16 pm
ahi q bella angie io t keruuu
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:16 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:18 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:20 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:23 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:26 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
