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 Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 4:29 pm
But do you know what show it's from?
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 4:43 pm
Cloth Roses Erik: *selling food to passers-by, hidden under his cloak* Sir, do you swear that you are no way related or affiliated with the police? Raoul: Yup, I swear. Erik: Here's your special brownie, you have 30 minutes to get to somewhere safe. Sounds like an episode of "Get Smart" starring Don Adams.
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 5:28 pm
Actually, it's from 'That 70s Show'... ^^
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 5:52 pm
Raoul: Little Lotty, let her mind wander. Little lotty thought, am I fonder of dolls or of goblins or shoes?
Christine:Raoul.
Raoul:Or of riddles of frocks?
Christine: Those picnics in the attic
Raoul:Or of Chocolate?
Christine: Father playing the violin
Raoul: DAMN IT, b***h, STOP INTTERUPTING WITH MEMORIES WHEN I'M TRYING TO RECITE OUR SONG!
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 6:08 pm
Erik: *all gangsta'd out* Da na na na na na na na na CAN'T TOUCH THIS!!!!!
Raoul: Hey Erik. I feel ugly today. Can I borrow your mask?
Erik: Damn wrong! You can't borrow my mask you fugly fop-whore!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 6:11 pm
Cloth Roses Actually, it's from 'That 70s Show'... ^^ LOL I remember that episode, that was hilarious! heart heart heart ~Olivia~
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 7:29 pm
Christine: You know what? I'm gonna take the shortcut to my father's grave today.
Raoul: Look everyone! I got a buzz cut!
That's all for now...maybe more later. wink
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 5:04 am
[The scene is Christine's Dressing Room]
Christine: Lets see...what cleavage-tastic dress should I wear today?!
The Voice: The one from the graveyard scene...
Christine: Huh? Who's there?!
The Voice: Ur, I'm the Angel of Music...
Christine: Really?! Then you must be my father!
The Voice: Um, yeah. Sure, we'll go with that... *thinking* This girl is seriously screwed up in the head...
Raoul: Who's there?! Who's trying to seduce my little lotte!
The Voice: Your what? WTF?
Raoul: Hey! You there, that voice in the room! You sound suspicious!
The Voice: Who me? I'm not suspicious...I'm your average, everyday, Angel of Music!
Raoul: Really? Then can I hire you to teach that fat cow Carlotta to sing?
The Voice: Dude...she's beyond help.
Carlotta: I HATTAH YOU ALL-AH! I LEAF AGAIN, AND I TAKE MY DOGG-AY WITH-AH ME! *storms off*
Christine: *triumphs again, and then the entire movie happens...again...sort of*
[Sometime later during the performance of Il Muto]
Carlotta: Your part is SILENT! Little toad-ey!
Christine: *sob*
Gerry Phantom: A toad,
Gerry Phantom and ???: Madame?
Gerry Phantom: The hell? That's my line!
Carlotta: *starts singing again, and out comes the first croak*
???: *low laughter that is quiet and soft*
[At this point, Gerry Phantom discovers that the ??? is Michael Crawford]
Gerry Phantom: Hey, wait! Aren't you the guy from the musical version of Phantom of the Opera?
Crawford Phantom: *stops laughing* Yeah, what's it to ya'?
[The laughter, although Crawford has stopped, continues on. Both Phantoms look at each other and look around to the other side of the chandelier. There, is another Phantom, laughing maniacally at Carlotta's demise.]
???: BEHOLD!!! She is singing to bring down the chandelier!!!
[Insert Chandelier Crash Here.]
Phans: YES! GO MYSTERY PHANTOM!!!
[The two Phantoms sneak over to the other side, approaching the Phantom once he is done laughing.]
Crawford Phantom: Excuse me, but who the hell are you?
???: *blinks* Well, in all technicalities, I'm supposed to be the Phantom, but you can call me PoM.
Phantoms: PoM? Why?
PoM: Because I'm the Phantom of Music! That's why! *smacks them over the head*
[Raoul, Christine, Meg, Madame Giry, Piangi, Carlotta, and the Managers are now watching this scene unfold on stage, since the Phantoms migrated down there somehow during their conversation.]
Meg: So...wait. Which one is the real Phantom?
Mm. Giry: I have no idea, Meg...
Christine: The short one's, hot tho'!
PoM: O.o; Oh s**t. Hey! I'm a chick, thank you very much!
All others: *GASP!*
[At this point, Gerry Phantom proceeds to faint and is caught by Crawford Phantom.]
PoM: And some of my friends tell me I sound like you...*points at Crawford Phantom*
C. P.: I don't know whether to feel honored or insulted...
PoM: Good question...*shrugs* Hey, waitasec. Aren't we supposed to kill someone...?
C. P.: Oh, crap! Well, my hands are kind of full right now...
[At this point, PoM grins evily, slinking off and up into the rafters. There are sounds of footsteps on wood, and suddenly, Buquet falls from out of the rafters, hung by a punjab.]
Voice from somewhere up in the rafters: Yeeeehaw! *sings* Another One Bites the Dust!
[Fin.]
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 11:10 am
Erik: My what a LOVELY cape you have Raoul!
Raoul: Why THANK YOU Erik! I love yours too!
Erik: What are we bickering for? We're both good-looking guys. Let's have lunch shall we?
Raoul: But who will sit next to Christine?
Erik (taking out his lightsaber): Muwhahaha! She's mine! Doom on you! (vrvvooom zooom)
Raoul (taking out his lightsaber): Hah! The girl is mine! Eat saber phantom boy! (neerrrmvoooom zoooom shish)
I know, I'm pathetic. I read too many penny arcade comics. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 2:08 pm
Erik: *is singing* I dont wanna be a chicken, i dont wanna be a duck, so kiss my butt!
Raoul: *lunges at erik's butt*
Erik: I wasn't being literal you ugly fop! *kicks him away*
yay i finally thought of one. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 4:07 pm
Celestiara Madame Giry (To Erik): You killed my father, prepare to die! scream Erik: What? Who's your father? eek Madame Giry: The guy at the carnival who beat you with a stick! Why do you think I looked so shocked? HE WAS MY FATHER YOU CREEP! scream Erik: Hello? The guy BEAT ME WITH A STICK! He charged money for people to come and laught at me! What would you have done? scream Madame Giry: Well....I....(Trails off in confusion) sweatdrop ... ... ... ...You killed my father! prepare to die! scream Erik: Stop saying that! scream Christine: Erik, he can fuss. surprised Meg: Think he like to scream, at us. biggrin Christine: I think he means no harm. (nervously looks at the noose Erik is holding) stare Meg: He's certainly very short on charm. 3nodding (Erik starts throttling Madame Giry with the Noose.) Erik: (slightly distracted by madame Giry flailing around) Stop rhyming, adn I mean it! scream Raoul: (sitting inside wooden elephant from Hannibal) anybody want a peanut? biggrin Erik: AAAGGGHHH!!! You're next, you fop! scream Giggle giggle snort!!! I love the Princess Bride!
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 10:32 pm
(Church scene. Boo-yah, foos)
Meg: Where in the world have you been hiding? Really, you were perfect.
Christine:*flips hair* Yeah, I know.
Meg: Apart from, y'know, not being able to lip-sync.
Christine: *glares*
Meg: What? I was just saying...
Christine: *really glares*
Erik: *walks in* Hoshit...I missed my cue, didn't I?
Christine: Why do you never have a lasso when I need you to have one, mofo?
Erik: *is stunned* I'm going back to my cavern! Screw ya'll AND this popsicle stand!
Phans: *die*
(Sorry...it's late and I'm tired.)
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 3:34 pm
eric: uh i like it like that she workin that back i dont know how to act slow motion for me slow motion for me....
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 3:49 pm
Thicket (Church scene. Boo-yah, foos) Meg: Where in the world have you been hiding? Really, you were perfect. Christine:*flips hair* Yeah, I know. Meg: Apart from, y'know, not being able to lip-sync. Christine: *glares* Meg: What? I was just saying... Christine: *really glares* Erik: *walks in* Hoshit...I missed my cue, didn't I? Christine: Why do you never have a lasso when I need you to have one, mofo? Erik: *is stunned* I'm going back to my cavern! Screw ya'll AND this popsicle stand! Phans: *die* (Sorry...it's late and I'm tired.) XD I like that
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 4:03 pm
MalineMoonFeather Thicket (Church scene. Boo-yah, foos) Meg: Where in the world have you been hiding? Really, you were perfect. Christine:*flips hair* Yeah, I know. Meg: Apart from, y'know, not being able to lip-sync. Christine: *glares* Meg: What? I was just saying... Christine: *really glares* Erik: *walks in* Hoshit...I missed my cue, didn't I? Christine: Why do you never have a lasso when I need you to have one, mofo? Erik: *is stunned* I'm going back to my cavern! Screw ya'll AND this popsicle stand! Phans: *die* (Sorry...it's late and I'm tired.) XD I like that same here
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