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 Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:36 am
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:40 am
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:58 pm
I feel like making fun of the French...
But, before I do, I must make sure there's no one that would take offense?
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:59 pm
Or, at least, make sure there are none online right now... ninja
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:18 pm
Well...I'm going to start posting them since no one seems to object...
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:27 pm
Charles de Gaulle is famous for lamentiong the difficulty of governing a country with 258 varieties of cheese. Oh, how we feel for you, Chucky G.
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:29 pm
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
-Jacques Chirac, president of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
-Rush Limbaugh
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:31 pm
Q: Where is the best place to hide your money?
A: Under the soap of a Frenchman.(Highlight to see.)
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:34 pm
A French horn is nothing but a prepubescent tuba.
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:35 pm
"The best way to keep one's word is not to give it."
-Napoleon Bonaparte
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:38 pm
Their cheese semlls like people's feet.
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:39 pm
During wartime, they huff and puff and "oui oui" all the way home.
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:40 pm
They allowed Joe Millionaire to be taped in their country.
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:41 pm
French Country-Western Song:
"Don't Cry on My Shoulder 'Cause You're Messin' Up Mon Hair"
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:42 pm
Camembert cheese was originally known as okay cheese. However, that name enraged the Department of Elitism and was changed.
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