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 Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:13 pm
Granted, but in order to change their taste you must change their chemical properties. Thus, whenever people who are allergic to bananas eat oranges they have allergic reactions and whenever people who are allergic to oranges eat bananas they have allergic reactions. You are responsible for the deaths of several thousand people within a week.
I wish I got free minutes all the time.
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:42 pm
Fine, but a $500 monthly cost gets introduced, and you're stuck in for a 10-year plan.
I wish that All your lives are belong to me.
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:08 am
Granted, but your soul belong to me.
I wish it was still 2006
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:22 am
cup_noodles Granted, but your soul belong to me.
I wish it was still 2006 Granted. You wake up in some obscure part of the world, moments before midnight. This new place is hot and it smells funny. I wish for a half million emo-personal thing.
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 3:17 pm
Grrrrranted! And now you get to listen to the constant whining of these personal effects and thusly go crazy.
I wish that everyone here has a good year this year.
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 3:43 pm
Granted, except everybody doesn't include you.
I wish my best friend didn't have to move. emo
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:41 pm
Granted. And you're so psyched by this news that you two hang out so much you become sick of each other and end up becoming worst emenies. Like in those Disney movies.
I wish the mail was here. Now.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:34 pm
Granted, but all the mailperson brings you is coupons to a pizza place that got shut down by the health department months ago.
I wish college textbooks only cost a dollar each.
gonk
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:23 pm
Granted, but they're written in Klingon.
I wish there were more hours in the day so I could sleep more.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:03 pm
Granted, but you get too much sleep and start being a lazy, fat person.
I wish that... I had snowblades, and that they could never break, light on fire, get stolen or be destroyed in any way and that they can cause no damage to me.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:39 pm
Granted. But, when you dual wield them, they become frozen together. The two combined thusly have a mind of their own and start to take over the Earth. You are now their slave, pawn, (in a way that will cause no harm to you.. unless by pleasure..) and whatever else they desire.. wink
I wish my friend's boyfriend would come home from the marines, unharmed and unscathed, or mentally ******** up, so that she could be happy. BUT! No one else suffers from this, and everyone remains the same.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:09 pm
Yami_Ichi Granted. But, when you dual wield them, they become frozen together. The two combined thusly have a mind of their own and start to take over the Earth. You are now their slave, pawn, (in a way that will cause no harm to you.. unless by pleasure..) and whatever else they desire.. wink
I wish my friend's boyfriend would come home from the marines, unharmed and unscathed, or mentally ******** up, so that she could be happy. BUT! No one else suffers from this, and everyone remains the same. Granted. But in the time it comes out that while out there he fell in love with a fellow soldier, and finally admits that he is gay and dumps your friend for the soldier...
I wish the Kitsune Mask would go down in price so that I could actually afford it.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:25 pm
Sanguvixen Yami_Ichi Granted. But, when you dual wield them, they become frozen together. The two combined thusly have a mind of their own and start to take over the Earth. You are now their slave, pawn, (in a way that will cause no harm to you.. unless by pleasure..) and whatever else they desire.. wink
I wish my friend's boyfriend would come home from the marines, unharmed and unscathed, or mentally ******** up, so that she could be happy. BUT! No one else suffers from this, and everyone remains the same. Granted. But in the time it comes out that while out there he fell in love with a fellow soldier, and finally admits that he is gay and dumps your friend for the soldier...
I wish the Kitsune Mask would go down in price so that I could actually afford it. Granted. However, it fails to layer properly with the rest of your avatar. Half the sprite is I wish Mythbusters was on TV right now.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:33 pm
Granted, but you don't have the channel it's on.
I wish my girlfriend would stop apologizing for things that aren't her fault.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:40 pm
Granted, she was really apologizing for things were all her fault.
I wish gas prices would drop.
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